Friday, August 31, 2007

Another 'Yeah-Right'

"A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard..."


"...The man told the court the sex was not about fulfilling his desires but about teaching his daughters how to behave for their husbands when they eventually married, as dictated in scripture..."

Bullshit! He is perverted old horndog pederast that would shag whoever, whatever was available.

Uncle Pervey got 8 1/2 years, but:

"...Judge Lovell gave full credit for the man's guilty pleas, saying he was genuinely remorseful and had a good chance of rehabilitation as his wife and the church remained supportive..."

All I would give him credit for is being a sad sack of shit that needs gelding with a red hot spoon prior to a long drop on a short rope.

His wife could stand with a flogging and a jail term too!

The debase the name 'Parent'

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

From the WTF! files:

This is supposed to be a prison!

I could really see that working here! [sarcasm mode off]

These Scandinavian countries really deserve to be invaded and ruled by Germany!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Rioting in Dunedin?

'Students' meet LRAD

LRAD, students.

Let the pain commence.

Soft-cock tree-hugger townies!

Are getting all emo about the demise of a bunch of Starlings.

The birds are just rats with wings. Who would give a shit about a sewerful of rats getting blown up?

The chap involved is having his apple crop destroyed by these avian rodents- so be blows the crap out of them.

That's farming- you can't have a person at the bottom of each tree clanging a bell AND apples for two bucks a kilo.

In the real world...

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Hoist by his own Petard!

[Cue Nelson Muntz voice Here:]

On the subject of inmates and their sordid lives, here is a case of 'Lie down with Dogs, you get up with Fleas!'

Saturday, August 25, 2007

A visit to the big smoke

Today was that day of the year I visit Wellington.

As I'm paying for the great Mathom-house (if you don't know what that is- read more) I feel the occasional visit is warranted, so I take the boys to look at bugs, skeletons and other stuff boys find fascinating.

I killed Wellington and the Hutt valley off in my third book. (Earthquake in the 25th century)

Now I'm reminded why.

A culture that needs so many crappy shops deserves to die.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

NZ's Laziest politician

So I'm informed- but that was by another MP.

However, I have no reason to not believe him.

"...Beyer exits mayoral race22.08.2007


Georgina Beyer has pulled out of the Carterton mayoral race, saying it is time to move on from politics.

In June, the Times-Age reported Ms Beyer's intention to stand for the Carterton mayoralty but since then the high-profile politician has changed tack.

"It's been an angsting decision but I think it's time to let go and stand aside."

Ms Beyer, a former Labour MP for Wairarapa, began a year of political flip-flops when she resigned from Parliament in February, after having earlier said she would leave and then changing her mind.
Before putting her hand up for Carterton's top civic job she had indicated a strong desire for the Wellington mayoralty, only to rescind that desire and pull out again in May this year.

Ms Beyer said one of the factors weighing in the decision not to run in the Carterton mayoralty was the apathy of her former constituents.
After a period of personal reflection she had "sounded out" the Carterton community who were largely disinterested in her bid for a third term as the town's mayor, she said..."

Actually, I heard it was not a case of apathy. They told it to sod off!

When George was elected- it was by a protest vote agaist the others standing.

They now have a good man on the job- one who actually cares about his town and who has been known to get his hands dirty doing actual real work.

Maybe Georgie boy could try Invercargill...

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

YES!- the short, sharp shock!

We want the Chain-Gang!

WE want prison life to be awful- so much that nobody wants to go back.

The hand-wringers have had their go and the system is FUBAR.

Let's build tent cities in Waiouru and Tekapo and get some work out of the useless scum-sucking inmates!

Sherrif Joe is a visionary!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Meatheads day out

I have talked my way out of my swimming pool minding job!

Something to do with the fact that I cost 50% more than a pool walla.

Ain't it great to be one of the few employees with an actually vaild qualification!

I still have to hand over the pools though.

So tell me how the FNG can confuse Calcium Hypochorite with Isocyanuric acid?

Do these names look familiar? I can understand mixing sodium carbonate with sodium bicarbonate. Like the chemical supplier did.

At least he remembered that the calcium hypochlorite explodes if you piss on it...

Sunday, August 19, 2007

One of life's mysteries...

Why does somebody?

Watch the living channel continuously
Own dozens of cooking books
Always spend money on new kitchen gadgets
Stock the cupboards to bursting

Then not cook...

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Random thoughts while driving about...

I wonder why more of the left-leaning types don't consider a stint in the Army!

It would be a wonderful egalitarian lifestyle- you get to:

Wear the same clothes
Eat the same food
Have the same medical treatment
Have compulsary exercise
Have a healthy lifestyle
Live were you are told
Have all the essentials of life supplied


You live in a society where most things are either forbidden or compulsary!

It is forbidden to critisize your leaders publically!

But then why are the armed forces deviod of Labour-voting types?

That's right- this is how they believe OTHERS should live!

And soft-cocks aren't welcome !

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Another purchase to explain!

A Walther P38- still in the grease- never used!

It soon will be...

Monday, August 13, 2007

From the files of the bloody obvious...

Lotto winners spend their money on- stuff you would expect!

Where is the story ?

"...The survey, of 75 past winners of between $400,000 and $15 million-plus, revealed that the first purchase for 23 per cent was the not-unexpected "nice bottle of wine" or a meal out.
For 19 per cent, the first purchase was a car.
A whopping 54 per cent followed the Kiwi dream of either buying new property or renovating an existing one and paying off debt.
Thirteen per cent paid for travel, and 7 per cent spent the largest proportion of their winnings on their family..."

We want to read about how they spent it all on nose-candy or hookers. Or on a capybara ranch or a kumquat orchard.

But they don't- they are just boring farts who pay of their houses in one go (instead of sensibly using the interest off the capital, leaving their loot untouched)

The most wildly exciting one was about somebody off to hunt buffalo. The rest brought ride-on lawnmowers.

I believe such articles are called 'filler'...

Sunday, August 12, 2007

What do you friggin' expect?

Another kid makes a dumb call- caught whilst breaking the law and pays the price.

And, as usual, the wailing starts. And it's all the fault of the police for chasing him.


We/I EXPECT the police to chase offenders and the moment you run- that's what you are presumed to be.

Do people seriously expect the cops never to chase anyone, turn on a beacon or do anything that will cause the little darlings to flee? Because as soon as that happens every offender will decamp at speed.

Then we will see some carnage!

I know there is a tendence for all parents to view their own offspring through rose-coloured glasses, but FFS!- your brat driving at 180km in a 70km zone is on a par with somebody firing a rifle through the middle of town.

Having been hit by one of these semi-guided missiles, I have zero sympathy.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

What ARE they doing, over in Wellington?

The hill road is closed

I have had to close all the windows that are normally open and the TV volume has had to go up!

The house is shaking and everything not fastened down has blown away

Maybe I should have brought that generator I was looking at yesterday!

Apparently the wind is gusting to 140k- I could well believe it!

It's a warm wind too...

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Yes, as a matter of fact- we DO have solutions!

For the unspeakable scum that neglect, torture and kill children. Here is my 12-step plan.

It is harsh, but crimes of this nature demand harsh penalties.

1- Cut off their money supply- THIS is what will HURT. NO benefits, WFF, food vouchers- NOTHING.

2- As they have no money, they cannot support children- they are removed.

3- Harsh jail sentences in real jails- with hard labour! It may deter some and the other deserve it. This is not rehab- this is PUNISHMENT.

4- No benefits for further children born to those on benefits.

5- Long-term beneficiaries to be randomly drug tested. We do not pay these people to get stoned, nor is this helping to get a job.

6- If children are removed from working parents, they must pay maintenance.

7- Benefits are docked for persistant truancy.

8- Parenting, budgeting, home economics and other such courses must be passed to regain custody of children that have been removed- if returning them is considered an option. Drug testing is mandatory.

9- Adoption laws must be revised to protect children from parents deemed unfit. They can never use the legal system to regain custody.

10- Offenders to be 'Named and shamed'

11- offenders details to be available on a public database.

12- The death penalty should be available for the more extreme cases.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

A national Bird?

Keas scavenging in the Fox Glacier dump.
Clean & green- yeah- right...

You don't always get what you want

I wanted the Hasst's Eagle for the national bird.

I have settled for a Famous Grouse.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Bugger the Kiwi!

A far better symbol- the Haast's Eagle

One mean SOB man-eating bird!

Collectivist guilt-trip bullshit!

'Three minute silence' against child abuse

People are being asked to stop what they are doing and stay silent for three minutes on Wednesday in a nationwide stand against child abuse."

The three short minutes is an opportunity for each person to reflect on what each one of us can do to be part of the solution to our unacceptable rate of child abuse."

Collectivist twaddle. I have done my best to be a good father and I believe I'm doing a pretty good job of it. I- like so many others, work hard to provide for a family. Why would I want to treat them badly?

I have NOTHING to be guilty about! The only children I am responsible for are my own.

I have been reflecting on it for years. This is not a new issue. Why do people now need to reflect on in now?

Have they had their heads firmly stuck up orifice posterior all their lives? I think not!

The guilty need public shaming and punishment. Many of them need hanging- also in public.

Public shaming- for they have no shame already- should be by way of flogging and stocks. The crime should be branded/tattooed onto their foreheads. They should be rendered incapable of reproduction and forbidden from ever recieving a benefit of any kind.

A license to breed isn't such a bad idea. Either PROVE you are fit or forfeit all rights to ANY form of taxpayer assistance.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

A sordid tale


The loving extended family...

Bring back the Workhouse!

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Tip of the Iceberg

It appears (unsuprisingly) that only a few stories of cruelty to children find their way to the media.

Auckland story

Christchurch story

I know how the front-line hospital staff must feel- having worked in the deviant's wing. You would be wanting to drop a little potassium in their beer...

A profile is given:

"...The typical profile of a woman whose child was taken from her at birth was that she had several other children, commonly had a drug or alcohol addiction, an abusive partner and a long-term relationship with CYF..."

But somehow I don't think they are telling us the whole story here!

Ten bucks to a knob of goatshit that they are on some kind of a benefit 95% of the time.

And the govt agencies have ethnicity on every form they have. But this information is not mentioned...

Friday, August 03, 2007

Now it's Murder

It's no longer child abuse- it's MURDER

Only the harshest penalties can suffice for this most foul act of murder.

Thursday, August 02, 2007


Lips that touch dead critters shall never...
I never met a Vegan that wasn't a townie space-cadet.
You think I'm giving up this mouth-watering manuka smoke-cooked milk-fed veal? No. Not going to happen.
And it's that time of year again when another calf will be slaughtered and roasted on my Weber!

Prison holiday camps

Over at Kiwiblog, there has been some discussion on the comfort level of prisons.

One commenter- who may or may not be an ex-inmate- denies emphatically that they are not holiday camps.

He is both right and wrong.

Not all prison units are the same. Some are bloody awful- some are better than holiday camps I have stayed in. I'm talking tennis courts- yes tennis courts!- libraries, basketball courts and of course- all essential services supplied.

To you or me, even a stay in the better class of prison unit would be unpleasant. To many inmates it is not. This is a function of how your life on the outside is.

Many of the inmates are not evil predators. They are just terminally useless idlers who find prison a refuge from the rigours of life. An escape from the need to pay for ones expenses- the need to organise accommodation, power, transport, entertainment, heating- all of those sort of details.

Commit a crime or six and your needs are effortlessly met. You don't have to deal with WINZ, IRD, food banks or the SKY installer.

Drugs are still readily available- just more expensive.

There is no need to think- if you need to be somewhere- the nice man in green will lead you by the hand.

No worries about finding the money for the doc or the chemist- all you medical expenses are met! You self- inflicted diseases are treated and it doesn't cost anybody any money- the government pays!

Of course they moan about life inside- but they moan about life on the outside too.

If you want to met whiney-assed crybabies- prison is the place to do so. All the inmates do is whinge about their 'rights'.

I don't think the current prison model is the place for these types.

They need the Workhouse!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Dumbass ideas

TV ads will help stop child abuse!

Yeah- just like the 'no smacking' bill has done.

Shall we see a new set of unit standards for the terminal maladjusted?

1001- Kids are not crash-test dummies
1002- Punching bags don't have to be your bitch
1003- Food- something YOU can make at home
1004- P is not a food
1005- Birth control- it's a wonderful idea.

Let me spell it out for the OTHER terminally maladjusted sector of society - the Left.

These subhumans are not like us. They don't like us. They don't listen to us. They have zero respect for us.

WE are there to pick up the tab for their FUBAR lifestyles. They laugh at us- they spit on us.

They will attack those who report them- the whole filthy tribes will turn against anyone who reports their crimes. They don't give a shit in general.

They should be cast out of society. Their offspring would be better off in orphanages.

I have posted in the past regarding the sort of institution thse leeches should be contained within.