Friday, May 31, 2013

Another idea. A cheaper one.

"A $170 million project to replace 700 earthquake-damaged Housing New Zealand homes in Christchurch has been launched.
Housing Minister Nick Smith said today that the 700 New Builds programme was the "biggest government house building programme in Christchurch's history"...
I have a better idea:

Don't like it?
Get off the public tit!

Thursday, May 30, 2013

So what?- it's true

The hand-wringers are whining like a busload of Pommy tourists over this one!

The cartoonist would be right on the money, but has sinned the unforgivable sin of using brown ink! Shock! Horror! Persecuting the 'special folk'!

This will not do! A Sportsperson (the other 'Special' group) has said so!

Cartoonist should stick to mocking White, Christian middle-class people. And non left-wing smokers/drinkers- preferably men.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

More on feeding the unwashed

Exactly how many kids turn up at school having not eaten breakfast because they couldn't be arsed making it themselves, as they are meant to?

I'm betting a very large percentage of the 'poor, staving kiddies' are simply too friggin' lazy to make their own breakfast.

It's not that the food ain't there.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

More labor than labor

"Thousands of pupils will be given free milk and Weet-Bix from next year, in a five-year breakfast programme involving the Government and private firms..."

The rights and wrongs of this aside- here is another case of the Nats doing the stuff that labor only whined about needing doing.

Hell, they are DELIVERING socialism, instead of talking about it!

It would be funny if it wasn't at my expense.

What next?

Of course if they have to get breakfast provided, you can be sure the poor kiddiewinks have no lunch and they MUST have lunch to learn. (see where this is going)

I predict it will be the mythical 'Free Lunch'. 

As for the generosity of the corporates- you can be sure they spread the cost onto each packet of weeetbix and carton of milk that us mugs buy. Just a few cents 'for the poor starving children'...

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Oh no- not again.

If shopping is right down at the bottom of the list when it comes to things I enjoy, looking for a house would be at the far end of the types of shopping that are forced upon one.

It would be somewhat more bearable if folks picked a price, STATED IT, and stuck to it. But no, in a culture where haggling is not normally part of life, all the rules change when its houses. Even though the inevitable fact is that the house sells for within 5% of the list price.

Then there are the delusional types who cannot understand that the market is down and their tatty old box just is not worth what they think it is, as evidenced by the fact that it has been on the listings for a year or so. FFS- study your market and see what the houses in your area actually sell for. It will NEVER be what you THINK they SHOULD sell for.

I'm starting to see the attraction of renting...

Friday, May 24, 2013

PHD (post hole digger)

I'm sure the chap that does these works at the same places I have...

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Scum of the earth

"A SERVING British soldier was hacked to death in south east London metres away from his barracks by two machete-wielding men ranting “we swear by almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you”.
In extraordinary broad daylight scenes in Woolwich, the men allegedly tried to hack the man’s head off and have their own crime filmed then waited 20 minutes for police to turn up before charging at them with meat cleavers, knives and a hand gun.
Both men, shouting Allah Akbar or God is great in Arabic, were shot by police snipers, including a female officer, and were this morning (AEST) in hospital under guard in a serious but stable condition.
…”We have suffered these attacks before, we have always beaten them back,” Mr Cameron said. “We will not be cowed, we will never buckle.”…’ (bold mine.)

Daily Mail

What is this 'WE' shit?
YOU have a protection detail armed to the teeth. Everybody else is denied any real means of defending themselves. By the politician hypocrite filth that have disarmed the commonality, in the name of 'public safety'.

Doesn't look all that friggin' safe out there.

Today it was just dumb luck they stopped at one murder. Next time and there WILL be a next time- there will be more killed and maimed.

And teach your friggin' snipers where the head is.

As usual, the media have got it all wrong. Pistol shots on running targets and the shooters have done well. ('Two in the head makes him dead' is not part of the police training, unfortunately)

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

'Soft' drug decriminalization

I support the decriminalization of 'soft' drugs, as I feel the greatest harm is from associating with those that sell them.

But with rights (to toke) must come responsibilities:

Minors may not use these drugs.
Employers are still free to insist upon employees being free from drugs.
You may not receive a benefit if you test positive for dope (see above)
You can grow your own, but may not sell, trade or raffle- just like with homemade spirits. In fact, you MUST grow your own.
A landlord may refuse permission to grow or use dope on their property and doing so, or consuming constitutes grounds for eviction.

Also, those selling illicit drugs shall receive life imprisonment, or the death penalty for supplying to a minor.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

More on conspiracy theories and the big lie

Remember Y2K and how the world was going to scream to a halt?

Didn't happen and I doubt that it would have caused more than a few minor hiccups. IT companies did very well out of it, though,

Various pandemics that failed eventuate. This is an ongoing one.

Man-made global warming, AKA climate change when that didn't pan out.

Running out of oil by 2000AD- an old one but somehow this too was wrong.

The world would be destroyed by AIDS- another old one that was also a fizzier.

Spot any trends here?

All of these made various groups a lot of money. And showed other snake-oil salesman that P.T. Barnum was right- there is a sucker born every minute...

Monday, May 20, 2013

Conspiracy Theories

I have a theory on conspiracy theories.

They are propagated to smokescreen for actual conspiracies.

We have been flooded with any number of theories- the black helicopters, shadow alien governments, contrails that are chemical spraying, sinister alumni, assorted mind-control schemes and so on.

Now anyone suggesting any sort of a government plot is debunked as a tinfoil-hat wearer. I mean, how could anyone thing that the government and its henchmen could be anything but benevolent (clue: ask the Jews)

Take the chemical contrails- purpose unsure, but I have heard everything from weather control to mass medication with mind-control drugs. Sounds crazy and probably is.

How about a group of Nazi scientists, secreted away after the war to make weaponry for the government, in exchange for them not being tried for war crimes such as the use of slave labour? No- this could not happen in a country that fought the Nazi regime!

Or in a foreign land, any intellectuals- say, somebody who wears glasses (by way of definition) are rounded up and killed or used as slave labour? Crazy!- what country would kill off all of their thinking people?

See how the line between reality and la-la land becomes blurred?

Truth is so often stranger than fiction. And less believable...

Thrown under a train

Freedom Fighter’s Journal, which has more links:
‘…General Ham was head of AFRICOM and Commander of the 2011 US-NATO operation to depose Gadhafi in Libya. Rear Admiral Charles M. Gaouette was in command of the Carrier Strike Group Three (CSG-3), then deployed in Middle Eastern waters during the attack on Benghazi.
Both Ham and Gaouette reported receiving the same desperate cables for additional security and backup that Obama administration officials received and ignored from Benghazi. They did not ignore those desperate calls for help ringing out from the Benghazi installation on 11 September 2012.
No, both Ham and Gaouette attempted to launch ready response teams in the region capable of provided the much needed assistance during the seven hour long assault on Benghazi. Both were then relieved of command for their actions, described by the US Military as “allegations of inappropriate leadership judgment.”
General Ham immediately had a rapid response unit ready and communicated to the Pentagon that he had a unit ready to deploy to Benghazi. Then, General Ham received the order to stand down. His response was “screw it,” – he was going to help anyway.
Within minutes after issuing an order to deploy his ready response team, Ham’s second in command apprehended the General and told him that he was now relieved of his command. Ham knows who issued the order to STAND DOWN as well as the order to relieve him of his command at AFRICOM…’
Why have they not been called to testify?

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Another poster child for the death penalty

"A Wairarapa nurse was left seriously injured after one of three male patients allegedly attacked her in the back of an ambulance.

Lower Hutt Police Senior Sergeant Pat Thomas said yesterday a 28-year-old Masterton man was to appear in Hutt District Court facing a charge of injuring with intent to injure in relation to an attack late on Tuesday afternoon..."

Also from the 'only in Masterton' file

There was a time- not so long ago- that, in prison, the nurse was 'off limits' and even swearing at her got you a beating from the other inmates.

Looks like part of the population has hit rock bottom and started to dig...

Friday, May 17, 2013

Colour blinded

"A judge has asked for a mental health report to ascertain if a 57-year-old Masterton woman is fit to plead, after she allegedly assaulted and threatened to kill a 7-year-old boy because she "hated white people". (bold mine)

Malta Valetta Rimene, unemployed, appeared in Masterton District Court yesterday on two charges of assaulting a child and one of threatening to kill..."

OK- so why are the media not crying 'HATE CRIME'?

They seem to love the phrase when a minority is the victim of crime.

Yet I can conceive of fewer crimes more hateful that an adult attacking a defenseless child!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Budget Blues

As usual, there is the 'what was in it for ME?' wailing after the budget, followed closely (by not too closely)- the 'what about the poor children?' bellyaching. In this case, funding the do-gooders with 10 megabucks for the 'food in schools' program.

In this, the nats have it right when they say that the poor starving, lice- ridden kiddiewinks are the responsibility of their parents- NOT the government. Would that they followed this line a bit more and stopped propping up the terminally feckless.

If you can't feed 'em- don't keep on breeding them! Hell- us taxpayers are funding their contraception, so this shouldn't be so hard...

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Lest they forget- as usual

"Battle of Crete veterans Bill Bristow and Roye Hammond, both 94, still plan to fly out to the Greek island tomorrow for 72 anniversary commemorations, even though expense claims of $17,712 each were declined by the Government.
Trip organiser and friend to the trio, Murray Hoare, said the Government seemed to have forgotten a 2011 commitment made to veterans that they would be looked after when attending anniversaries, and he was now likely to fund it himself.
''The politicians have got a convenient memory,'' he said.
''The prime minister and [former Defence Minister Wayne] Mapp committed to funding future trips after it was exposed how badly they were treated, compared to the Australians in 2011...''

Politicians are very good at remembering the sacrifices of those who went to war. They usually manage to remember at the point in time when the survivors number in low double figures and are too old or infirm to travel. 
I'm sure there will be free travel for all those WW1 vets, come the centennial next year....

Monday, May 13, 2013

A must read

Hat Tip:  Crusader Rabbit

I will have my revenge

Says a sad little plonker that nobody voted for

Honestly- what an utter tosser and a perfect example of why list MP's have to go.

What next? "I know where you live!!!"- favorite line of prison inmates and miscellaneous scumbags everywhere.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

The genie never goes back in the lamp

Too late- the horse has bolted and is over the horizon. That horse. What one person can code- for a 3-d printer of a CMC mill- so can another.

Hell, without any plans a first-year fitter apprentice can turn out a 'Liberator' type firearm- or a much better one. In the backwoods of the USA they were turning out rifled barrels with the most primitive of equipment over 150 years ago. How hard to make a Welrod? A much better choice for the technically minded.

The Genie will not go back in the lamp...

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Slight error in sentencing, methinks

This filthy pervert:

-has the '1' missing from the front of his sentence- although not a bad effort for a NZ judge.

I would have rather seen him staked out for the crows- a clean death at the end of a rope is far too merciful for such a piece of excrement.

An interesting fact is that of all the classes of criminals, KF's are the LEAST likely to top themselves inside.

Were that they were not protected from receiving a helping hand on their way...

Monday, May 06, 2013

You chose to live in a glass house

"TV presenter Alison Mau has taken a swipe at a New Zealand gossip magazine for taking intimate snaps of her and her partner at a concert..."

You choose to be part of the public face of deviancy and get all precious because you picture is taken?

I would suggest the outrage is that she received no money. Seems happy enough to pose for those trashy wimmens mags, otherwise...

Sunday, May 05, 2013

We ARE one of those third world shitholes where such things happen

"...Clients at Parklands, a residential facility in Pukekawa, south of Auckland, were forced to live in crowded, dirty conditions surrounded by more than 35 small dogs, fed inadequate food, neglected by untrained staff, provided with no meaningful activities and denied access to their own money, according to the Ministry of Health...
...on the internet, the Joslins describe Parklands as being in a farm environment and promise clients they will enjoy riding for disabled, farm bike rides, a swimming pool and access to farmyard animals "to add to your quality of life"...
The audit reports reveal something far different - residents were verbally and physically abused, made to do farm work and laundry and pick up dog faeces for as little as $4 per week.
In perhaps the worst example of abuse, a teenage boy who was unable to talk was regularly left unattended in a paddock to eat grass "like an animal"...

That this should happen in New Zealand disgusts me. 
It reads like the story of one of the type of institutions found in the old USSR.
If this is true, people should be looking at a short drop, stopped by a rope! Were it someone I knew in this hell-hole, I would track the owners down and deal out a more meaningful punishment than our soft-dick courts invariably will. 
And the government agencies that are MEANT to oversee these facilities should also be in the dock, for their obvious dereliction of duty!

Saturday, May 04, 2013

Bugger 'dignified'

"...the funeral parlor in Worcester is familiar with Muslim services and said it will handle arrangements for Tamerlan Tsarnaev, whose body was released by the state medical examiner Thursday night.
The body initially was taken to a North Attleborough funeral home, where it was greeted by about 20 protesters. Stefan, owner of Graham Putnam and Mahoney Funeral Parlors in Worcester, an hour's drive west of Boston, said everybody deserves a dignified burial service no matter the circumstances of his or her death and he is prepared for protests.
"My problem here is trying to find a gravesite. A lot of people don't want to do it..."
And exactly where is it engraved on a stone monolith, that dead scum are entitled to a 'dignified burial'?
Burnt and the ashes scattered randomly is the mildest solution to disposing of his remains that I would propose. Fed to wild pigs and the remainders buried in a sty is more like it!