The unthinkable is near to happening!
I only have two Black Macks and four Stellas left!
There are two choices- a walk to the supermarket, breaking my Day of Sloth
Or drinking the dozen Tui's I recieved from work.
I suppose the wife can be sent out for a resup, but she seems a mite fatigued from mowing the lawns and weedeating.
Still- if she wants a cold drink...
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Just returned from the piss shop (500m down the road).. mmm 24 bottles of Summer Ale..
This is where Oswald you need a maid. Or adopt a beneficiary whereby children of those whose lifestyles you are subsidising through "working for families" act like serfs to you in your hour of need - like an attack of the piss fairies.
When the youngest goes to school next year, AND the wife gets a job, THEN, she may hire the services of a maid.
I do like the idea of being given a beneficiary thrall, but they would most likely be only fit for outdoors work, as they are probably not suitable as 'Indoors Servants'
Still, I had shitloads of outdoors work and those 50 gum trees I have just cut down won't split & stach themeslves in the woodshed!
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