Monday, May 31, 2010

Tighten the belt


"Buckingham Palace is in money talks with Britain's coalition government, after it was revealed that the Queen is having to top-up her allowance with an emergency account that is about to run out..."

So cut costs like the rest of us. Lose a corgi or two.

She doesn't like darkies

Pathetic hand-wringers

When a politician calls 8o% of the country white Mofo's there is a bit of tut-tutting and zero consequences.

But let a white guy say 'DARKIE' and the frickin' media carry on like he was advocating the gas chamber for the lot of them!

Get a friggin' grip!

Pathetic bloody whingers!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Memorial Day, USA


The Story

Lest we Forget...


Recipe for colonization

Quite topical, being the USA's Memorial Day- because this colonization will call far a great many to make the ultimate sacrifice.


Hat Tip: Planck's Constant


Islam is not a religion nor is it a cult. It is a complete system. Islam has religious, legal, political, economic and military components. The religious component is a beard for all the other components.

Islamization occurs when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their so-called "religious rights."

When politically correct and culturally diverse societies agree to "the reasonable" Muslim demands for their "religious rights," they also get the other components under the table. Here’s how it works (percentages source CIA: The World Fact Book (2007).

As long as the Muslim population remains around 1% of any given country they will be regarded as a peace-loving minority and not as a threat to anyone. In fact, they may be featured in articles and films, stereotyped for their colorful uniqueness:

United States — Muslim 1.0%
Australia — Muslim 1.5%
Canada — Muslim 1.9%
China — Muslim 1%-2%
Italy — Muslim 1.5%
Norway — Muslim 1.8%

At 2% and 3% they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs:

Denmark — Muslim 2%
Germany — Muslim 3.7%
United Kingdom — Muslim 2.7%
Spain — Muslim 4%
Thailand — Muslim 4.6%

From 5% on they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. They will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature it on their shelves — along with threats for failure to comply.

France — Muslim 8%
Philippines — Muslim 5%
Sweden — Muslim 5%
Switzerland — Muslim 4.3%
The Netherlands — Muslim 5.5%
Trinidad & Tobago — Muslim 5.8%

At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islam is not to convert the world but to establish Sharia law over the entire world.

When Muslims reach 10% of the population, they will increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions (Paris — car burnings, etc.). Any non-Muslim action that offends Islam will result in uprisings and threats (Amsterdam — Mohammed cartoons).

Guyana — Muslim 10%
India — Muslim 13.4%
Israel — Muslim 16%
Kenya — Muslim 10%
Russia — Muslim 10-15%

After reaching 20% expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings and church and synagogue burning:

Ethiopia — Muslim 32.8%

At 40% you will find widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks and ongoing militia warfare:

Bosnia — Muslim 40%
Chad — Muslim 53.1%
Lebanon — Muslim 59.7%

From 60% you may expect unfettered persecution of non-believers and other religions, sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels:

Albania — Muslim 70%
Malaysia — Muslim 60.4%
Qatar — Muslim 77.5%
Sudan — Muslim 70%

After 80% expect State run ethnic cleansing and genocide:

Bangladesh — Muslim 83%
Egypt — Muslim 90%
Gaza — Muslim 98.7%
Indonesia — Muslim 86.1%
Iran — Muslim 98%
Iraq — Muslim 97%
Jordan — Muslim 92%
Morocco — Muslim 98.7%
Pakistan — Muslim 97%
Palestine — Muslim 99%
Syria — Muslim 90%
Tajikistan — Muslim 90%
Turkey — Muslim 99.8%
United Arab Emirates — Muslim 96%

100% will usher in the peace of "Dar-es-Salaam" — the Islamic House of Peace — there’s supposed to be peace because everybody is a Muslim:

Afghanistan — Muslim 100%
Saudi Arabia — Muslim 100%
Somalia — Muslim 100%
Yemen — Muslim 99.9%

Of course, that’s not the case. To satisfy their blood lust, Muslims then start killing each other for a variety of reasons.

"Before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; and the tribe against the world and all of us against the infidel". — Leon Uris, "The Haj"

It is good to remember that in many, many countries, such as France, the Muslim populations are centered around ghettos based on their ethnicity. Muslims do not integrate into the community at large. Therefore, they exercise more power than their national average would indicate.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Well, because...

I have seen quite a few comments on 'where are the NZ authors' on the interweb, since the launch of Whitcoulls ebooks.

There are a lot there, but they are not always apparent. They have taken their books offshore as they are impossible to publish here.

Without getting into the bitchfight politics of grants and NZ publishing- we are just too small a market especially for the newbies.

So it's off to Smashwords and the other epublishers who don't look down their nose at writers learning the trade and who haven't got the 'right' degrees or connections.

It's a brave new world for literature!

How to negotiate

"Tuhoe's Treaty negotiations with the Government are on a knife edge after the iwi's leader said the talks could be scrapped unless ownership of Te Urewera National Park is put back on the table..."

Give them an evasive answer.

Tell them to go fuck themselves.

National- grow a bloody spine- When you hold all the cards you don't need to friggin' negotiate. I know you understand the numbers game.

You piss a few ferals off (who would NEVER vote for you)- and strengthen your support amongst the MAJORITY who are sick of this endless pandering to maori interests.

And if you are part of the 'silent majority'- STOP IT!
Get loud and noisy- start a blog, post on blogs- make your displeasure known.

Politicians understand numbers (except in referendums)

Friday, May 28, 2010

Dragged into the 21st century- New Zealand ebooks

Ebooks are available at Whitcoulls.

The Kobo Ebook reader is available here at $295- for this price you get 100 FREE classic books.

Best of all- I'm there!

Update:

Hat Tip- Homepaddock


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Fidelity Life

Or why people hate insurance companies


Pull the other one




"Stephen Blackman tried explaining his failure to disclose more than $300,000 in income by claiming he didn't know what the "$" symbol meant.

Sam Ellis, appearing for the Inland Revenue Department, said in a letter dated February 9, 2009, Blackman wrote he had not been paid by his company Plant and Platform Consultants Ltd, of New Plymouth.

"You may have been confused by forms provided to you by my company which contained impressive numbers preceded by a "$" symbol," Blackman wrote..."

You hear some bullshit excuses but that on really takes the biscuit!

If he really is that dumb he should be sectioned.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Another 'so what' story

"New Zealanders are paying at least $129 million a year more than necessary as we bathe our toilets and bathrooms in bright light and use inefficient light bulbs, says the Electricity Commission..."

We chose and we pay accordingly. So were is your frickin' problem?

Anyway, fluros are shite and LED bulbs are still scarce and priced to 'all the rabid greenies will bear'

Could be we like to take a dump in bright light- or at least have decent light while we read on the throne!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

J Hemingway- bleeding heart twat

"The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) says it is OK to call lollies "Eskimos", despite the term making one television viewer uncomfortable.

The ASA received a complaint from J Hemingway about an advertisement for the Pascall Party Mix Bag, which referred to "old favourites" including Eskimos..."

Well thank you very much for letting me use the friggin' name I have used since I learnt to talk the best part of half a friggin' century ago.

Not that I had any intentions on calling ESKIMOS anything frickin' else!

Now I am friggin' outraged that MY TAX DOLLARS have been used to tell this limp-wristed plonker to politely bugger off.

Exactly what was the cost to all of us taxpayers for investigating this storm in a teacup anyway?

Monday, May 24, 2010

Tui Madness

"Two Wanaka teenagers were taken to Dunstan Hospital on Friday night and treated for alcohol poisoning after going to a school function drunk.

Senior Constable Ian Henderson, of Wanaka, said a 15-year-old male and a female whose age was unknown had been at the Mount Aspiring College "Macstock" music concert in the Lake Wanaka Centre when they became seriously ill about 8pm..."


More MSM hysteria.

The condition is (or was) known as 'Pissed'

The best cure is to be left in the recovery position in a cold, damp and uncomfortable cell with other sufferers in a similar condition. A nice policeman will hose off the vomit and urine at about 0600 and bring a nutritious breakfast of warm lard and Tripe. Then he will repeat the cleansing process.

He will check that the patient(s) hearing is not impaired by addressing them in a loud voice.

A brisk walk home will then warm the body and clear the mind.

On the next working day, a magistrate will relieve the patient of surplus money, preventing a re-occurrence.


Note: This treatment will not ameliorate any perceived suffering, but will have a prophylactic effect and minimize future relapses.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Constipation anyone

The wife is making Dwarf Bread.

In NZ it is called Tararua biscuits.

Forbidden to those doing Atkins though...

Cue Nelson Muntz voice

"Jailed anti-whaling activist Pete Bethune fears he will be sentenced to a lengthy jail term in what amounts to little more than a show trial..."

I hope so.

The greenie whale-huggers no doubt had a platoon of lawyers advising them on maritime law and new EXACTLY what they were getting into.

They could have found out what life in a jap prison was like, by asking at any RSA, so no sympathy their either.

All i can say is:

HA HA!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Self-inflicted mental illness

Is how I see those who ABUSE drugs.

I see NO reason that they should receive any taxpayer funding for a self-inflicted problem.

By ABUSE, I mean make themselves into a person who:

Cannot hold down a job- for reasons of performance or breach of contract with their employer.
Commits crime to fund their lifestyle.
Endangers others through drug impairment.
Sells or supplies drugs to a minor.

Those folks should receive a choice:

Rehabilitation and strict monitoring.
Incarceration in a secure recidivist settlement.
Euthanasia.

No surprise

"People who use cannabis before the age of 18 are more likely to end up with fewer academic qualifications, a study of more than 6000 New Zealanders and Australians shows.

The research, based on the findings of three studies, including Otago University's long-running Christchurch Health and Development Study, found those who used cannabis before they were 18 were more likely to drop out of high school, less likely to enter university and less likely to get a university degree.

People who used cannabis before the age of 15 were most likely not to achieve academically..."


Confirming what I have said for years.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Another example of State Negligence

"One of the six men involved in the aggravated robbery of murdered South Auckland liquor store owner Navtej Singh committed further crimes while out on bail awaiting trial.

Tino Felise was acquitted of murdering Mr Singh but convicted of aggravated robbery and was jailed for five years earlier this month.

While on bail awaiting trial for the murder, Felise obtained a firearm, stole a car and led police on high-speed chase through South Auckland, Radio New Zealand reported today..."


How many times does this have to happen?

How many innocent victims do there have to be?

How much damage to society needs to be done by persons representing a clear and present danger to all are left at large to carry on their criminal lifestyle?

Ten bucks to a knob of goatshit that this prick had a record as long as your arm...

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Not exactly the big shaft

...As I pictured yesterday (for those that did not get my attempt at humour)

So now we are left with the sort of relief felt at finding the stolen car was not torched but only had the tank drained, the tires gone and all the CD's missing.

or as I have previously said- they used a condom and lubricant...

Paint a prick day

and:

A link is worth a thousand images

(actually 7,720,000 of them)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Teen Angst

"Further episodes of tragic behaviours by young people" have sparked concern from the Prime Minister's chief science advisor, who says young people now face a "powder keg" of issues..."

What they need are part time jobs, sport and TWO PARENTS IN THE HOME!

My consultancy invoice will be in the mail.

Lesson for the day

Every day, ten men went to a restaurant for dinner. They always ordered the same meals, and the bill for their food always came to exactly $100.00. They did this day after day, year after year, without variation.

They did not divide the cost of the bill up equally among them, however. Since some of the men were more wealthy than others, they all agreed that an equal split would be unfair to those with less money. So, the men decided to pay the bill in precisely the same way we all pay our income taxes.

The first four men paid nothing at all. They ate for free. The fifth man paid $1.00; the sixth paid $3.00; the seventh paid $7.00; the eighth paid $12.00; the ninth paid $18.00. And the tenth man, who was by far the richest of them, paid exactly $59.00, which was most of the $100.00 bill. He didn't mind, however, since he could afford to pay that amount. All was well. The ten men were happy with this arrangement, and they continued to eat at the restaurant every single day, enjoying their time together.

Then one day... the owner of the restaurant threw them a curve. As they stood at the counter to pay their bill, he announced that he would reduce the cost of the meals for them. "Since you are all such great customers, and I am so appreciative of your business," he said, "I am going to reduce the total bill for your meals by $20.00. From now on, your ten dinners will cost you only $80.00."

The men were pleased. But the situation did present a problem. How were they to divvy up the savings among them? Obviously, they could not simply credit $2.00 (one-tenth of the $20.00 savings) to each of the ten men, since that would mean that the first four men would actually be getting paid $2.00 to eat! No good. It only seemed fair that the first four men, who paid nothing to begin with, should likewise not get any of this $20.00 refund. But still, there was a problem. If they now divided the $20.00 savings among the remaining six men, that would be $3.33 per man. If that amount were subtracted from each man's payment, then the fifth man and sixth man, who had been paying $1.00 and $3.00 respectively, would then be getting paid to eat. That wouldn't work, either. No, the solution to this problem required some ingenuity.

Just then, the restaurant owner, who had been listening to the discussion, interrupted. He offered a solution. He suggested that the fairest way to settle this dilemma would be to reduce each man's bill by the same proportion as he had been paying in the first place. The owner walked over to his calculator and figured out the amounts each man should pay. And so it was agreed.

The fifth man, instead of paying $1.00, now paid nothing, just like the first four men had always done. The sixth man paid $2.00 (reduced from $3.00); the seventh paid $5.00 (reduced from $7.00); the eighth paid $9.00 (reduced from $12.00); the ninth paid $12.00 (reduced from $18.00). This left the tenth man with a bill of $52.00, instead of his previous bill of $59.00. The men paid their bill according to this arrangement, and they left the restaurant, satisfied.

Outside the restaurant, however, the men began to compare their savings. The sixth man started complaining. "I only got one dollar out of the $20.00 savings. That's not much," he said. He pointed to the tenth man and declared, "And he got $7.00. What gives? That's not fair. He's rich. He doesn't need the money. Why did he get $7.00, when I only got $1.00?"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that the rich guy got seven times more than I did! I surely have a much greater need for money the he does."

"That's true," shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get back $7.00, when I got back only $2.00? That stinks! The wealthy get all the breaks. The rich just get richer."

"Wait a minute!" yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. Not one stinking cent! The rich fellow, who drives here every day in a Lexus, got $7.00, and we all take public transit to this restaurant, and we got nothing at all. This system exploits the poor." With that, the men became angry. "And I lost everything," said one of the four. "My wife left me, my daughter is in the hospital, and I can't get work. I could sure use a break. Instead, I got not one lousy penny of the $20.00, and I have to watch this guy who's filthy rich take $7.00 of it! I won't stand for it!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth. Their anger mounted as they continued to express their resentment at what they thought was a supreme injustice. Finally, they lost control of their senses. They beat up the tenth man. They left him bloody in the street, and they went home.

The next day, the tenth man did not show up for their regular dinner. The nine men sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something: they were $52.00 short! Needless to say, that was the last time those men ever ate at that restaurant.

I wish I could say that these nine men learned a valuable lesson, that they came to understand the principle upon which a tax cut is based. But they didn't. They were too stupid to understand.

Of course, if everyone paid their way right from word go...

Monday, May 17, 2010

Self serving onanists

Note the Best Blog award.

Not one in the top 50 NZ blogs.

But in their LA-La land, only card-carrying members of the news butchers union count.


Hat Tip: Whaleoil

Why FFS!

"The young man accused of punching a Spring Hill prison guard who later died has appeared in Hamilton District Court.

The 21-year-old Auckland man was granted interim name suppression when he appeared in court this afternoon on one charge of common assault..."

He is a CONVICTED CRIMINAL.

How the hell does this POS get name suppression. His parents ALREADY know he is a worthless crap-head.

This is just wrong...

An improvement

Beehive evacuated for cluster flies


They could probably put it to better use.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

They used MY title for THEIR video- and I like it

Corrections fail- no political balls

"Department of Corrections bosses say staff safety is paramount following criticisms made in the wake of the death of prison officer Jason Palmer..."

It is true that you have brought some new gear, but that is only a part of the problem- and it is too little, too late.

Inmate management is the main problem.

There are too many that should be handled under a maxi regime, but are shunted into lower classifications to save money.

Working in a prison IS inherently dangerous so Corrections should follow H&S (like us outside the public service have to) and take ALL PRACTICAL STEPS to minimize the risk of harm.

Tasers, pepper spray, batons, and firearms in some places,like border control.

Tougher punishment regimes for non- compliant inmates.

Hell, put those 'Running Man' explosive collars on inmates with form for assault, for that matter.

BTW, there is a specific charge for murdering a Police or Corrections officer carrying out their duties. From memory, it is 17 years minimum (should be a seven-foot drop)

Watch some shit-eating crim-loving lawyer try to push for manslaughter...

Mistressology missed the point


All publicity is good when trying to sell stuff.

Doubly so when you are an author.

Even more when you write a load of airy-fairy cockwaffle. (which I won't link to- I wouldn't want my readers pouring bleach in their eyes)

Game set & match to Roarprawn

Only NZ Yoof

The nanny types and their lap dogs would have it that NZ has a piss problem and we are incapable of drinking in a civilized manner, as they do in Europe.

"Parisian authorities are trying to stop a mass cocktail party organised over the Internet and planned for the Eiffel Tower grounds, after a reveller died on Thursday at a gathering of 10,000 people in western France.

The death was the first on record as a result of "Facebook aperitifs" - giant outdoor drinking parties whose popularity has exploded across France in the last six months and which are organised over the online social network...

..The parties often turn into mass drinking binges, and police said the man who died on Thursday in the western city of Nantes had been drunk when he plunged head first over a parapet.

Paris Mayor Bertrand Delanoe said the parties risked spiralling out of control and were aimed at enticing a maximum number of people to drink alcohol in public places..."

So it's not JUST here, but in civilized, cultured Europe too.

A new browser

Had a few problems with the PCs and the internet dropping out (something that the Apple doesn't do), so I thought I would give Google Chrome a try.

So far, so good.

Nice and simple, seems quicker than microcrap and Firefox and it was no problem to import all my bookmarks in.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Fuel

I'm back on the Aitkins diet. This is my third time- I lose some, take a rest- usually from December- May, when the feasting season is on.

While I usually backslide a few kilos, I have been coming steadily down over the years.

Coming down to the tune of 32 kilos from my peak weight so far- now I'm nearing the home straight with the 90kg mark in sight for this years effort. I plan to finish at the mythical 'ideal' weight next year.

This diet is the one that works for me. I'm one of those folk that has their appetite switch stuck in the 'on' position and the high protien diet keeps the hunger pains down.

One of the great myths regarding this diet is that you can eat buckets of fat. It ain't so and if you do you will at best loose weight much slower. Sneak in carbohydrates and you will grow like a pumpkin on a midden.

I have found that the food pyramid promoted by nanny state is NOT right for me. My body works best with WAY less carbohydrate, especially bread, pasta and flour. I have more energy, are not half asleep for most of the morning, fart way less- in quantity and stench and my blood glucose tests are all now bang in the middle of the good range.

Meat, fish, cheese, eggs, greens and a few nuts. When I'm in maintenance, a couple of spuds a week and no more than one slice of bread a day. Occasionaly some berries & cream.

But the no drinking bit is a drag. After two weeks I can have a whiskey and soda though...

Friday, May 14, 2010

Humourless bastards

There are a hell of a lot of congenitally oversensitive little petals out there these days.

The reply of one with a modicum of wit would reply to the comment regarding being one the menu- "Nope- you would be dog tucker around here"

In fact, that is probably what they said up in the back country.

The rest is a media beat-up in cahoots with the usual wankers that can be relied on to play the race card.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Flexible standards in the MSM

I have noticed that when it's white business owners that deliver a bit of rough justice, the idiot box and birdcage liners are screaming 'vigilante!'

Yet there is a great silence when the gangs promise to deliver a bit of GBH to somebody who has offended them.

Consistency- it's in the dictionary between 'Cobblers' and 'Crap'.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

An oxygen-thief

I sentence YOU to feed the worms!

Top-Shelf Madness

Before running off to Nanny State to save to children from the demon drink, I offer a new proposal.

Take the tax of all standard-strength beer. (4-6%)

Get them back to beer- good, affordable beer. Not the 3% crap we used to drink.

OK, the young and mindlessw will still get hammered, but are FAR less likely to die from drinking beer. One tends to puke it up first.

We are a culture of pissheads- accept that and find ways to work with it. Handwringing wowserizm ain't doing squat.

Not a complete answer, of course, but no complex problem has a single simple solution.

And I have seen bugger-all other practical ideas put forward...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Interesting Precident

"...The two men – part of a self-sanctioned community night patrol – had confronted the group about 10.30pm and verbal abuse was exchanged before the encounter turned violent.

Despite the pair being branded vigilantes, Judge Paul Barber said in Masterton District Court yesterday that they were victims in their own right and he discharged them without conviction.

Judge Barber also said he understood how a community would want to protect itself amid perceptions that police were under-resourced to deal with burglaries..."

The judge got it right- something I don't say all that often!

Bloody good show- but no doubt they are thousands of dollars poorer and the young thugs have gone unpunished.

The police freely admit that they cannot be everywhere and also charge us to 'be responsible for our communities'

Then they must let the communities take back their towns from these thugs and if a few punk heads get smashed along the way- so be it!

While I'm on the topic- we also need tools more suitable for use in an urban setting- pepper spray and tasers. CCW should also be on the list!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Want to eat for free?

Go on a friggin' diet!

Every bastard out there is then shoving food & drink under your nose.

Now that the Christmas, Easter and birthday season is over, it's back on with the hair shirt...

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Good people

A huge 'Thank You' for Wellington Central Rotary for organizing the performance of 'Circus Quirkus' for the local special needs children.

Also, thanks to those sponsors that gave generously to make this event happen.

My boys have a most enjoyable day out!

How to finish of the Village of the Damned

Slower than a 20 megatonne warhead, but just as sure.

Vote for Mr Socialism, Jimo the Regressive to meddle in your lives!

Friday, May 07, 2010

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Killing the frickin' undead


I want to stick my index fin­ger through the ear thing, flick the met­al­work on the snout off with my thumb, fling the fucker and see if he explodes.

Of course if he doesn’t, the drill is to put a cou­ple of blocks of C4 around him and make sure he does go bang!

The biggest bullet

Talk dirty to me

For those that are into phone sex- here is the DIY section

Thanks for that Theo and I don't want to know how you found it...

Dropping out of subspace into the *REAL* universe

"Work and Income has been asked to explain claims that it told a woman to "dumb down" her CV to boost her chances of landing a job.

Napier woman Natalie Meehan said she was told to delete reference to her political science degree and apply for jobs at Pak'n Save supermarket and fast-food outlet KFC.

Work and Income has confirmed its staff suggested she remove reference to the degree.

The advice has "mortified" Ms Meehan, who says Work and Income staff feared potential employers would be intimidated by her CV. "I am really proud of my achievements and I don't want to delete them. I'm just a kid wanting to start my career and that wasn't the kind of advice I was expecting. I was told to make my CV look like I had no skills..."

WINZ were 100% right.

She was after a scut job, while waiting for another job.

The gave her the right advice for that.

Most employers would see a person with a degree in political sciences as somebody who would 'fit in' with the other underlings. An employer worth a damn tries to recruit perople who will be able to relate to and get along with those they will be working alongside. It's hard enough keeping the workplace wheels lubricated without throwing sand in the grease-gun.

Then there is the potential for overqualified types to become bush lawyers.

This chap has it right:

"Recruitment expert Tom O'Neil said sometimes people had to "bite the bullet" and make their CVs look basic, especially if they wanted only short-term work. "An employer might look at a CV and think, `This is a Ferrari' and they only want a Lada. There is also the risk the employer might feel like the potential employee is a threat to their own job. It's silly, but it happens..."

The last sentence is very true, nowhere more so that the public AKA taxpayer-funded sector.

Paula Bennett hasn't got a friggin' clue.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Message to a prat

"Prime Minister John Key's decision to quit an overseas trade mission to attend the funerals of three Air Force servicemen has been criticised as "short-sighted and irresponsible".

The comments were made by Cognition Education chief executive John Langley, who was one of 90 business men and women in the delegation to Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Kuwait and the United Arab Emirates..."

Message to John Langley:

Go fuck yourself with a week-dead dogfish!

I'm not a John Key fanboy, but he got this right. Any high-level tax-waster could take his place schmoozing.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Monday, May 03, 2010

Wondering

Exactly how many people in a town of 2500 actually do the work needed to make it run.

And how many are there just to buy stuff at the supermarket...

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Blowing up Times Square

Fortunately, turned out to be a squib.

No doubt the work of NRA sponsored, astroturf Tea-bagging Nazis.

I mean, who else could want to harm the US of A?

Entitlitis- it ain't just here

Not happy?

"...But 64% described the reconstruction team's contribution to reconstruction as "poor" or "very poor", with only 34% saying that they or their family had benefited in any way from aid projects in which the PRT has been involved..."

I have an idea.

We pull the troops out and you go back to the benevolent ways of the Taliban- who will surely care for all your needs.

The reality is that Afghanistan is the Anvil, our troops are the Hammer and the Taliban are getting the shit beaten out of them.

We don't REALLY give a damn about your self-created shit-hole.

Be thankful for what you get.

Contrition

This prick fails!

Double his sentence.

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Codswallop

I was just reading a piece in the local localpaper, extolling the virtues of a educational program for 'young mothers'

In this piece they said 'often these young women are not supported by their partners.'

Well, if they don't support them, they ain't partners then.

Sperm donors are all they are. Don't call them Fathers either!

One would have to be an optimist if one thought these programs are going to be more sucessful than the ones on sex education in schools.

In this piece they spout the usual fluff about not being judgemental.

I believe the problem is that we are NOT being judgemental enough and are normalising, indeed encouraging, random acts of breeding by these shameless tarts and the feckless deadbeats that impregnate them.

It means nothing to them.

Surveys, protests or referendum.

None of them mean a damn thing to your masters.

Not when the wishes of 90% percent are ignored.

Especially when it is not election year.

The sheeple need to get away from the two main parties- both just different flavours of socialism.

But being sheep, this ain't going to happen anytime soon...

Trying to empty the lake

One big, stupid splash at a time!

Friday, April 30, 2010

A start

"The Government expects 470 public service positions will go by the end of next year, State Services Minister Tony Ryall's office has confirmed..."

Good.

I can think of another 120 useless, blood-sucking bastards that could go right now.

Now there IS a .46

The .460 Rowland

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I want more


4-bore, 2-bore, 20mm and now:

The Barrett 25mm

Because nothing says 'Gotcha' like a cloud of pink mist!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Saving YOU from yourself

OK, you can't stand tobacco.

It will be your little pleasure next.

Sure as taxes!

Who really cares

...Who Pauline Hanson sells- or doesn't sell her house to?

It's her bloody house to sell to who she pleases.

Another frickin' non-news storm in a teacup...

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Knackered

I have been out track-cutting through solid gorse & scrub, looking for an elusive scour valve.

Beer, shower, bed!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Tui is drinkable if fortified with Jagmiester.

Did Cactus Kate make the Earth move again?

The latest wobble was in Taiwan.

But seriously- has anyone else noted that there are a hell of a lot of earthquakes happening at the moment? A magnitude seven near every day.

We can discount global warming and immodest women, so is this the earth getting ready to throw a really big one somewhere in the rim of fire?

Surprised nobody has been speculating in the dead-tree press.

Obviously nobody has handed them a press release on the subject...

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Another MSM Fail

"...The blackout, which included the capital's central business district and eastern suburbs, lasted from 3.20pm to 4.30pm on Thursday and cut power to 84,000 customers.

Transpower spokeswoman Rebecca Wilson said contractors were working on a switched off "buf-bar" unit, and it appeared a lead from their electrical testing equipment was either dropped or blown by the wind onto a live buf-bar below it..."

(bold mine)

We have a spokeswoman who has been misquoted (probably) or knows jack-shit about all things electrical and/or yet another journo who can't be arsed even googling terminology.

You know- checking the FACTS of a story.

It's a friggin' BUS-BAR!

Too much aint enought!


Left to right- 700 nitro express, 4 bore, 2 bore!

I have to work these into one of my books. A T-Rex hunting expedition, perhaps.

Hat Tip: Boomers & Bullshit

Friday, April 23, 2010

My take on their Cunning Plan

Having made the public receptive by using taxpayer funded TV to illustrate the negatives of drinking and how it costs us all:

'Leak' the info that our beloved drink will go up by 50% (the tax anyway- which is a huge part of the cast)

Then when the real increase of 10-20% comes out at budget time, the sheeple will be all relieved that they didn't get hit as hard as they COULD have been.

And not get as outraged over the still huge increase as they would have...

Also, you may want to watch for other unpleasant surprises that this 'leak' is smoke-screening.

Can't fool ALL of us.

Just the dumb ones- however...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Softening the punters up

Over on Kiwiblog there is a 'leak' on a proposal to add supertax to alcohol.

Just before I heard this - it made the MSM- I was speculating about the motives behind the spate of programs regarding the effects of the demon drink!

There have been several in the last few days (I hear the TV while I'm working at the PC, lest you think I are watching state TV!)

As cash cows are seldom slaughtered, I guessed that we were being softened up for a big tax hike. Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Of course the thought hitting those who actually cause problems when in their cups would never occur to the powers-that-be. Such as CHARGING them the full cost of their medical misadventures, depuking cells and police cars & uniforms and so on.

No, just shaft the majority who enjoy a quiet drink- as always!

Be careful what you wish for

in·dig·e·nous (n-dj-ns)
adj.
1. Originating and living or occurring naturally in an area or environment. See Synonyms at native.
2. Intrinsic; innate.
[From Latin indigena, a native; see indigen.]

So NOBODY is indigenous to New Zealand.

NOBODY originated from here.

If you want to twist it to say those born here, that means the ALL of us that were born here whenever.

Which sort of makes the whole declaration pointless.

Just like the UN...

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

RTFM

To anyone considering writing:

Buy a few books on how to write first.

Saves a lot of editing!

On handy tips, here is one for PC uses with XP- makes text on flat-screen monitors more readable:

Display properties
Appearance
Effects
ClearType

You eyes will thank you for it

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Another useless declaration

From the Useless Nations and signed into by our own useless political masters.

Want to get some votes?

Tell the UN to go fuck themselves!

Tell the whining minorities the same.

Monday, April 19, 2010

History repeating


Hat Tip: Touchstone's Jests

A lesson for ALL

"The majority of students use their student loans to get an education, then a job, but there needs to be more "respect for taxpayer funding", Prime Minister John Key says..."

A frickin' lesson ALL those who get their faces into the public trough need to pay heed to.

ESPECIALLY politicians!

'Respect for taxpayer funding' needs to be branded onto their foreheads!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

How to cut drownings to zero


Introduce these bastard hellfish!

Just watching a National Geographic program on them. Does EVERYTHING in Africa want to stomp, eat,poison or bugger you?

Friday, April 16, 2010

Something else to ban

I'm waiting for one of the lunatic fringe to try and suggest banning this sort of thing.

Or taxing them.

Makes as much sense as the whole carbon trading rort.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

The Great NZ Blame Game

"A drunken woman who died after lying in a drain for five hours may have been saved if an ambulance had reached her sooner, a coroner's report says.

Hastings Coroner Chris Devonport ruled that Mt Maunganui woman Tina Bernadette Peene, 50, died on July 12 last year of hypothermia caused by exposure while she lay in the drain in "atrocious" weather.

He found ambulance communication lapses could have contributed to delays in finding her.

St John Ambulance has acknowledged there was a misunderstanding between its communications centre and officers searching for Ms Peene over her exact location, and apologised..."

How does this happen to be the St Johns fault? I see bugger- all to apologise for!

Did they pour cheap gin down her throat and throw her in the friggin ditch?

Has the dork of a coroner ever tried to find somebody outside on a rainy night?

Are Ambulance Officers issued with a frickin' German Shepherd trained to sniff out hidden patients?

I call it death by drunken stupidity.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Yes- fancy that...

I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT THE PRESS CAN FIND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER HAS HAD AN AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC.

THEY KNOW NOT ONLY THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT SHE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN THE ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH WEDGE!!!

THIS IS THE SAME PRESS (OR IS IT?) THAT CANNOT LOCATE OBAMA'S OFFICIAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE ... OR ANY OF HIS PAPERS WHILE IN COLLEGE...... (or Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism)

Hat Tip:Theo Spark

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Light Humour

Having a look through the free books at Smashwords.


Dreck, of course, but it IS funny!


Monday, April 12, 2010

Some people 'get it'

I found this letter in the DomPost (more often known as the ComPost)

There IS intelligent life out there!

OPINION: I note an increasing call, in the interests of safety, to reduce car speeds to the point of not moving.

For 10 years now, I've driven the same route to work, past two schools. There has been a noticeable and disturbing change in the way crossings are managed.

Whereas children once were taught to stop, look and understand, and take responsibility for taking a step, it seems the new controlled-by- kids crossings have changed that. With the impending approach of pedestrians, the barriers go out, the effect being no requirement for any thought regarding road safety or personal responsibility.

In fact, the crossing has just become an extension of the footpath. That attitude seems to be becoming widespread and, as a pedestrian, I've watched others not even bother to look before stepping out. After all, they say, it's their right - given by nanny state in its mad dash to remove personal responsibility.

It seems a growing number of fools would step in front of a moving car; some die, some live, and probably no-one does it again.

KIM NAYLOR

Sunday, April 11, 2010

The alarm bells just went off- big time.

"Children's aggressive behaviour will be monitored and measured in all of the nation's 2370 schools, if a new government proposal to curb the growing incidence of bullying goes ahead...

...Among the recommended techniques is a system that recruits students to secretly work "undercover" in their school, alongside a teacher, to fight bullying..."

(Bold Mine)

This is how it starts- it's always a 'good cause' and for the 'public good'.

How long before these immature 'agents' are reporting on home life?- stuff like what videos, book and other subversive material. Do the parents drink alcohol or smoke and how much. What kinds of food are being eaten. Does the old man yell at the kids? or walk about naked? What goes on next door...

YOU have been conditioned for this with the busy-bodies using underage kids in retail sting operations. The wedge is about to get driven in even deeper soon.

So many of these little upstarts already have the upper hand, knowing that all they have to do is SAY that you have given them a clip around the ear.

Remember Germany sixty-odd years back? Parents scared of being denounced by their kids?

Those who can't learn from history are destined to repeat it.

Soon...

Friday, April 09, 2010

Meddlers In Time- Out of the frying pan, into the fire

The next installment

UPDATE:

Beleated Birthday promo:

Both books are FREE until I change my mind!

UPDATE:

Uncle Sammy wants 30% of my royalties, unless I complete one of his incomprehensible tax forms.

I have decided I will not be funding a corrupt 'administration' (fortunately I have a choice)

So the books stay FREE.

Translated




As I see it:


Thursday, April 08, 2010

heh!

Is there a 'How to be a Wanker for Dummies' book?

I'm sure there is.

Many of these obnoxious twat that comment on subject on which they are profoundly ignorant couldn't find their own arse with both hands and a detailed map.

This really comes out when left-leaning soft-shells start commenting on military matters.

After what is usually an anti-american/anti Israeli attack, they wait until somebody who actually had a clue replies and start slandering them with cries of 'armchair general' or 'chickenhawk'.

Then if the person attacked responds with some credentials they are told that they are:

  • Plain lying
  • Not for real as real servicemen won't talk about their experiences. (Hmmm-So where did all those NON_FICTION books on war come from...)

Ain't the interweb great!

Try THAT mano-a-mano in the real world where you might have to back up the lies and slander.

Thought not...

Why buy an IPad?

One reason here

Books, they are a-changing!

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany

Than in Masterton Pak & Save!

Had a stand-up ding-dong with an old tart who got real uppity over one of my kids playing up.

Tried explaining that he is severely mentally hadicapped, but that was brushed off with 'he looks perfectly normal'

And then words were exchanged.

I'm told I was ahead on points...

The wife was a bit concerned that I would get banned from Pak & Save.

Imagine my concern at THAT!

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Nailing Christians to bits of timber

For me, there are SO many others in dire need of nailing up, that I can't get enthusiastic about giving the common or garden christians grief. (the born-again variety is another matter!)

Plus, at the end of the day, I share a hell of a lot more values with them than with with many other groups.

Greenies, socialists, muslims, eco-fascists, tribalists- now THERE are targets for my bile!

They are in far more need of a sound kicking!

Nail some sense into THEM!

A cut above the usual

Some actual, real journalism!

Prison, the inside story

Typical holiday fuckwittery

When I used do do volunteer ambulance work, I used to dread long weekends with fine weather.

Invariably, someone would try and chop or chainsaw their foot off, fall off roofs or ladders or generally bust themselves.

Todays fun was a cretin that felled a tree on a 11kV line. I have spent the last six hours resetting motors and drives, bleeding pipes and generally hanging around waiting for the linesmen to get the repairs done. That's on top of a normal ten-hour day...

Now what are the odds he will get a bill for this?

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Going through the archives


Why I don't like drunken idiots who are all over the road and going flat-out.

That was at 0730 on a Sunday too!

My car is the one on the correct side of the road...

Friday, April 02, 2010

Earth Day

Sorry- can't remember where I found this!

Never mind the crusher

These pregnant roller skates need dropping into a vat of molten steel WITH the cretins that try to use them on the open road!

60kph an a straight road in perfect conditions! FFS, a John Deere goes that speed!

Timid old Doris's that have to travel out of town should take the frickin' bus. There is no place for them on the open road.

At least the boy racers are in bed during the early afternoon!

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Watching it heading for the fan

Today was one of those days.

But it's not so bad when you are behind cover and others are going to wear the shit shower.

And there is that warm, cosy 'I told you so' (and put it in writing) feeling!

That schadenfreude thing again!

Damn this confidentialty thing that stops we spreading the most delicious gossip!