My opinions on matters of the day that, generally, have pissed me off. Being described as a 'Surly Curmudgeon', by those who meet me on a good day, I have a poor regard for the human species. This is my place for my free speech- not bloody yours. Crap under your own rock.
Monday, September 21, 2009
An easy problem to solve
"The number of prisoners in New Zealand is at the highest level ever, two weeks after breaking the previous record.."
Solution:
I call it 'Prison Lotto'TM
Inmates get a number for every year they are sentenced to serve (with a threshold for entry, as I am not a cruel person) Five years gets five chances in the draw, a life sentence gets you however many years you have before reaching the average lifespan.
The number of tickets draws is 10% of the total muster.
The prison population is decimated every year!
Did I mention that bad behaviour gets you a bonus ticket each time you screw up?
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