Monday, November 30, 2009

Consider this old line

'If you have done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide.'

"...Police officers who shot dead a teenager are going to unprecedented lengths, including requesting to use a Darth Vader-style voice distorter in court, to keep their identity a secret.

The officers – known only as Officers A81 and A84 – went to the High Court at Auckland yesterday because they fear being "paraded" before the media and the family of the dead youth, Halatau Naitoko..."

How many times have I heard senior cops throw out that line!

'If you have done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide.'

Sauce for the goose...

UPDATE:

I need to add that I actually SUPPORT the right of police officers not to be dragged through the media as was Keith Abbott.

I want their senior ranks to extend the SAME right to civillians who are in a similar situation- like Greg Carvell.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

A community service message

Featherston Christmas Market

UPDATE:

Due to foul weather yeaterday- it is on TODAY 1200-1600

Bring huge wads of cash and an appetite!

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This event is inspired by Christmas Markets in Europe. It combines New Zealand traditions with those from the Northern Hemisphere. A range of gifts, food and entertainment, all Christmas related with an opportunity to do some Christmas shopping. Enjoy the Christmas tree lights and the carols by candlelight finale. To be held at St Teresa's School in Bell Street, Featherston from 6pm to 10pm. Any funds raised will go back to St Teresa's School and the Featherston Community.


This is worth a visit for the food fair that goes with it!

And if it goes really well, my wife- who is one of organisers- will be pleased and I might get sex.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

School Fundraisers

After four hours working in the rain for an event that had to be cancelled due to wind & rain- It would be a lot simpler to just donate $65 per kid (thats what last years effort brought in)

But of course all those out there working in the wind & rain are the same ones that would happily cough up for their kids.

Those NOT out there working in the wind & rain are also the ones who wouldn't put hand to wallet.

Guess which group outnumbers the other?

There is a lesson in this somewhere...

Friday, November 27, 2009

National Socialists at it again

"John Key would like to see the families of those killed in the Erebus disaster get the chance to visit the crash site, and the Government could play a role in getting them there."

Sod off!

Here is the great NZ grievance/victim industry snuffling at the trough again.

Let's get it right here- the TAXPAYERS are the the mugs who would foot the bill. For the government to pay, those troughers would have to dip into their own pockets. Something about as likely as a Frenchman living next door to a brothel moving house.

Do ALL those others who lost a family member through negligence or misadventure get a trip costing thousands 30 YEARS after the event?- I think not!

Anyway- it was 30 years ago- move on.

Star Was explained by someone who hasn't seen it

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Help me with a little click!

Just follow the link and download a FREE sample (25% ofthe book!)- this is all I ask in return for all my hours spent entertaining you all here!

Just two little clicks and a wee bit of bandwidth!

Please!

The free downloads push my page forward in the list to were a browser is more likely to see it

Now to any reader wishing to buy a copy, I am offering a HUGE discount of 50% up until the 10th December.

That's just TWO dollars US, but only to readers here!

Just use the discount coupon code GC22G at the checkout.

UPDATE:

Well done! a couple of clicks already!

I forgot to mention that the big push is to move me up the list before December, when I will be listed at AMAZON- Smashwords has just signed up with them!

UPDATE:
37 sample downloads so far. My thanks to those who took the time!

But I need more! Many more!

I won't be happy until I are on the 'front pages' of Science Fiction and Adventure.

Get clicking if you want to see any more content here in the near future!

Beam me up- there's sod-all intelligent life down here

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

This is all you will get until I get my clicks!

Meddlers In Time- A Synopsis

Meddlers In Time- A Synopsis


The story starts several years before the main tale, with two of the main characters narrowly escaping from a trip to their near future, gone wrong.

They decide to create a new, and hopefully more friendly universe, by causing a split in time, back in the 9th century.


In order to advance the technology of the 9th century and build a power base, they set about recruiting a team of down-on-their-luck engineers and adventurers, with the lure of large sums of money, adventure and the chance escape their lives! For a one-year tour and a return to the same time and place, they are offered information worth a great deal of money- namely winning lotto numbers and sports betting information!


The reality of the mission sets in for the team, when they find themselves on another planet, Transit, hundreds of light-years from home. Here they train for the mission and learn how to use the time/space gateway to acquire all manner of equipment, from desiel to trains.


Training completed they jump back in time to 9th century England, landing in the Derbyshire area with a huge store of supplies and equipment. They set up a prefabricated stronghold and in their first few weeks save a local village from sure destruction. Soon the local people start to accept these strangers, who turn out to be not so terrifying as they first seemed. Fields are being ploughed, timber milled, wells drilled and even telephones are installed. Trade flourishes, thanks to the new roads and a few bloody executions of robbers and bandits.


Meanwhile, a more deadly game is being conducted from Transit, as the city of Rome is destroyed and the 9th century religious leaders are systematically and sometimes spectacularly assassinated.


Expecting to winter over quietly, they are surprised by the arrival of a large invading army from Europe. Despite being short on numbers, they utterly rout the invaders at the outskirts of the city of Sheffield.


Local workers are recruited- reluctantly at first, but they soon adapt to what is for them- a life of relative comfort and ease. Before long, working for the strangers brings high status. As the best of the local workers adapt to modern life, they are being prepared to be the next generation of leaders.


Another stronghold is established, in a more remote area out of sight of the locals. Here more material and reinforcements arrive. They set about improving the basic facilities of the original stronghold and adding a few home comforts! The district warms more and more to the mysterious travelers as they build roads, provide medicine (compliments of a medical team rescued from a Afghan jail) and bring law and order to a wild time and place.


Word reaches the King, who sends men to investigate these stories from the north. This band of soldiers are meet by the time-travelers and left in no doubt that the stories of their power are true. The Kings men are feasted and sent back loaded with gifts of swords and tools, having also had some spectacular demonstrations of 20th century weaponry.


Appeased by treasure but also made all the more curious, the King decides he must see for himself. He rides forth with his horsemen to see the steel fortress and ‘thunder bows’ with his own eyes. He has decided that an alliance would be the prudent course of action and readily grants the request for all lands ten miles around, in exchange for protection from the north.


Over the winter months, a local militia is equipped and drilled, while the tradesmen of the district come to learn the secrets of the strangers. The future leaders of tomorrow begin their education. Roading and mineral exploration continue and as the team get to know each other better, the stories regarding how the time/space gate generator was obtained and the effects of using it are revealed.


As the end of a one year tour of duty draws to an end, most of the team have elected to stay on, while those who have decided to leave the 9th century, start to prepare to return to their old lives- and their new beginnings.



Meddlers in Time Part Two- A Synopsis


This story starts with three of the characters persuading their wives to travel back in time with them.other of the original group are signing up a permanent members of the group.


Not everyone is happy about the arrival of the strangers and there is a shift in the balance of power with the king deposed. Now is the time for a show of power- with 20th century weaponry and the devestating use of gate technology.


After the fate of their enemies is settled, the story jumps back four years in the baseline time, to a camp in New Zealand, 790AD. This gives a bit of background on some of the characters, as they start the first practice run for the 9th century operation. Some of the technology not revealed in the first book is used here.


In the next part, an ambitious plan to hijack a ship at sea is carried out and a new crew member is gained. A colony site is prepared in New Zealand and the story of how the gate generator was acquired is told in more detail.


A brief covert mission is carried out in the 21st century, to deal with a personal problem, with unpleasant consequences for an unwanted boyfriend. The second engineering team arrives and a spacehip makes its first appearance.


Loose ends are tied up back in the 21st century, as team members travel back to the time and place we first proposed the mission. Meanwhile, colonists are selected for the one-way trip to 9th century New Zealand and their leaders are shown their new home. Along the way we find time to build a holiday home- in a most unconventional way.


The new technology is taking hold and the nearby citys are benefiting. Wayne tell the story of how he destroyed a world and a local worker joins the team.of travellers and visits the 21st century. More high tech equipment is coming into use, with memory implants being used on talented locals.


The colonist are more or less willingly moved around the world and the team prepares to snatch a busload of 20th century engineers who are plumetting over a cliff. The locally trained army prepares for two battles and there is an unexpected turn of events when a set of memories is misplaced.


The narration is taken over by a newly-sentient computer and some of the 52nd century characters are revealed. Another interesting character comes onto the scene and an intricate scheme for a staged 'death' on 21st century earth is carried out.


Bodies are cloned and an unexpected price is demanded for this service.


The book finishes with a wedding and the story of the third book is started at the wedding party.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Don't buggerize about with this!

"Wellington police are investigating three drive-by shooting incidents where people have been shot at with a paintball gun.

Yesterday a cyclist and a pedestrian were shot at in Wadestown about 4.15pm, Acting Senior Sergeant Corey Watts of Wellington police said..."

I would show no mercy to those that play silly-buggers with these or imitation firearms for that matter. Paintball guns HURT- which is fine when you are playing paintball with other consenting adults- but not when innocent persons are shot at.

Throw the bloody book at them and charge them with aggrevated assault or suchlike!

Creative justice would have these twats sent to a paintball club to be taught the meaning of pain!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sunday Sermon- Tiger-Tiger!

How often do you hear folks talk about how 'The Government' will come to our aid in troubled times?

It is true that they will turn out- but as often as not late, in the wrong place and/or not in a position to be of any actual use.

In the late sixties/early seventies a tiger escaped from Wellington Zoo. Leaping to the defense of the city, a group of troops from Shelley Bay and Dorset were rounded up and issued with the latest and greatest new SLR's. A little on the light side for Panthera tigris for my liking, but soldiering is a contact sport and you have a reassuring 20 round magazine on said SLR.

So the troops/tiger bait debus at Newtown and are issued ammunition.

Now troopies who are about to go on safari notice little details that quartermasters chose not to.

"Sarn't Major- these bullets won't fit!"

"Suddup and sign for them!"

So off they went looking for (or trying not to look for) kitty with 7.62 rifles and .303 ammunition.

The police, having not been blessed with nice new SLR's, managed to shoot the Tiger with one of their .303's- which happily came with the correct ammunition.

This is the sort of silly thing that used to (and still does) happen all the time...

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Plagiarism

If you are so dumb as to not be able to re-write the offending piece (as students have forever done) you should be stacking crackers at pak & save!

As punishment he should be made to write out 'Atlas Shrugged' by hand.

But no...
Not a white male hetrosexual, you see...

Friday, November 20, 2009

Meddlers In Time goes International!


Bookhabit has been brought by Smashwords and Meddlers In Time has moved to the USA!

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UPDATE:

NOW AVAILABLE:

25% of the book may be downloaded as a sample- FREE!!!

Thanks to all those who clicked on my link and downloaded my pay and free sample at the last site.

You pushed me up to the #2 science fiction listing!

Now I need your help again on this new site!

(of course I don't expect you to buy a second copy- but feel free :-)

UPDATE:

I made the premium catalogue!

Smashwords have formatting criteria to meet and produce a great guide on how to achieve this using Word. I now know a LOT more about using the functions of this software- I was also finally forced to design a better cover!

I have always been hopeless at using imaging software, but when you are actually MOTIVATED...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Free advice of Libertarianz- and others!

(Which may or may not be worth what you pay for it)

  • I have always found it more productive to support somebody moving slowly to your position.

  • Constantly challenging people who are starting to lean in the right direction just pisses them off.

  • I try to sell one idea at a time. If they buy that one, move on to the next.

  • Start with smaller ideas first.

  • Save the big picture for later- just give practical alternatives for real-world problems.

  • Think more about nuts and bolts- HOW to make pay roads work with technology.

  • Can the 'gone by lunchtime' talk- it scares the horses!

  • Talk about phase-outs, transitions and timeframes.

  • Work on topical issues. Give a practical solution.

  • The right to self defense is an easier sell than legalising sub-machineguns- and need to come first.

  • DON'T EVANGALIZE!- EVER! You have some great ideas and some that may need a little tweeking, but are not tooo bad- but NOBODY will listen to one who comes across as a sanctimonious arsehole!

  • 'Softly, softly- catchee monkey'- now write it out a thousand times!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

They believe themselves to be principled people too


Fanaticism- I can do without it!


'A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being "frank" - RAH.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

On Libertarianz

They represent the ideals that are closest aligned with my own- although I disagree with certain areas, such as immigration. On the whole I like and agree with what they have to say.

But damn, so many of them can be an evangelizing pain in the arse in the same way Greenies are with their oh-so precious ideals!

In the real world (the one where Libertarianz votes barely show on the radar) our ideals get a little bent- after all, they are IDEALS. We strive towards them and sometimes achieve them. As often as not, we wind up making the best of a bad situation.

We take out family tax credits, we get treated on ACC and our kids go to public schools.

We live in a world with a political system we don't agree with or like- but we are stuck with it. One day- not anytime soon- it WILL grow up into a model we like. (not in MY lifetime though)

In the meantime, you need allies and friends if you wish to grow.

Try not pissing them all off...

Monday, November 16, 2009

Before and after


Piano stool- TradeMe $15

Sandpaper, leather & varnish- about another $20

Smug 'clever bastard' feeling- priceless!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

200k

I just noticed this site passed the 200,000 visitor mark a couple of days ago!

Onwards to a million!

You are kidding...right....

No.

"Double murderer Graeme Burton, whose leg was amputated after being shot by police, received a $10,000 leg which was paid for by taxpayers..."

That's ten grand that SHOULD have spent teaching cops to shoot straighter! If they could hit center of mass, this problem would have gone away. And don't get me started on how he should have been hung in the first place...

At most, Hopalong should have gotten a skateboard to slide his arse along the floor- subject to good behaviour.

Time for an upgrade


In 1991 I was told that I would need a tin knee in the future. The surgeon recommended I wait as long as I could, as the technology was continually improving.

Two operations later- the last one seven years ago- I think the time has come.

Grinding bone on bone, the damned thing now hurts like hell most of the time.

For the record, the initial damage was done by a drunk speeding along 37 years ago- I survived a 70kph collision with a vehicle- something most people are killed by.

Let's now see how the ACC system works.

I will keep you posted...

UPDATE

A quick examination- yes, crepitus and its off for an x-ray.

UPDATE

Arthritis- take some pills and put up with it.