Monday, May 31, 2010

Tighten the belt


"Buckingham Palace is in money talks with Britain's coalition government, after it was revealed that the Queen is having to top-up her allowance with an emergency account that is about to run out..."

So cut costs like the rest of us. Lose a corgi or two.

She doesn't like darkies

Pathetic hand-wringers

When a politician calls 8o% of the country white Mofo's there is a bit of tut-tutting and zero consequences.

But let a white guy say 'DARKIE' and the frickin' media carry on like he was advocating the gas chamber for the lot of them!

Get a friggin' grip!

Pathetic bloody whingers!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Memorial Day, USA


The Story

Lest we Forget...


Recipe for colonization

Quite topical, being the USA's Memorial Day- because this colonization will call far a great many to make the ultimate sacrifice.


Hat Tip: Planck's Constant


Islam is not a religion nor is it a cult. It is a complete system. Islam has religious, legal, political, economic and military components. The religious component is a beard for all the other components.

Islamization occurs when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their so-called "religious rights."

When politically correct and culturally diverse societies agree to "the reasonable" Muslim demands for their "religious rights," they also get the other components under the table. Here’s how it works (percentages source CIA: The World Fact Book (2007).

As long as the Muslim population remains around 1% of any given country they will be regarded as a peace-loving minority and not as a threat to anyone. In fact, they may be featured in articles and films, stereotyped for their colorful uniqueness:

United States — Muslim 1.0%
Australia — Muslim 1.5%
Canada — Muslim 1.9%
China — Muslim 1%-2%
Italy — Muslim 1.5%
Norway — Muslim 1.8%

At 2% and 3% they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs:

Denmark — Muslim 2%
Germany — Muslim 3.7%
United Kingdom — Muslim 2.7%
Spain — Muslim 4%
Thailand — Muslim 4.6%

From 5% on they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. They will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature it on their shelves — along with threats for failure to comply.

France — Muslim 8%
Philippines — Muslim 5%
Sweden — Muslim 5%
Switzerland — Muslim 4.3%
The Netherlands — Muslim 5.5%
Trinidad & Tobago — Muslim 5.8%

At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islam is not to convert the world but to establish Sharia law over the entire world.

When Muslims reach 10% of the population, they will increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions (Paris — car burnings, etc.). Any non-Muslim action that offends Islam will result in uprisings and threats (Amsterdam — Mohammed cartoons).

Guyana — Muslim 10%
India — Muslim 13.4%
Israel — Muslim 16%
Kenya — Muslim 10%
Russia — Muslim 10-15%

After reaching 20% expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings and church and synagogue burning:

Ethiopia — Muslim 32.8%

At 40% you will find widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks and ongoing militia warfare:

Bosnia — Muslim 40%
Chad — Muslim 53.1%
Lebanon — Muslim 59.7%

From 60% you may expect unfettered persecution of non-believers and other religions, sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels:

Albania — Muslim 70%
Malaysia — Muslim 60.4%
Qatar — Muslim 77.5%
Sudan — Muslim 70%

After 80% expect State run ethnic cleansing and genocide:

Bangladesh — Muslim 83%
Egypt — Muslim 90%
Gaza — Muslim 98.7%
Indonesia — Muslim 86.1%
Iran — Muslim 98%
Iraq — Muslim 97%
Jordan — Muslim 92%
Morocco — Muslim 98.7%
Pakistan — Muslim 97%
Palestine — Muslim 99%
Syria — Muslim 90%
Tajikistan — Muslim 90%
Turkey — Muslim 99.8%
United Arab Emirates — Muslim 96%

100% will usher in the peace of "Dar-es-Salaam" — the Islamic House of Peace — there’s supposed to be peace because everybody is a Muslim:

Afghanistan — Muslim 100%
Saudi Arabia — Muslim 100%
Somalia — Muslim 100%
Yemen — Muslim 99.9%

Of course, that’s not the case. To satisfy their blood lust, Muslims then start killing each other for a variety of reasons.

"Before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; and the tribe against the world and all of us against the infidel". — Leon Uris, "The Haj"

It is good to remember that in many, many countries, such as France, the Muslim populations are centered around ghettos based on their ethnicity. Muslims do not integrate into the community at large. Therefore, they exercise more power than their national average would indicate.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Well, because...

I have seen quite a few comments on 'where are the NZ authors' on the interweb, since the launch of Whitcoulls ebooks.

There are a lot there, but they are not always apparent. They have taken their books offshore as they are impossible to publish here.

Without getting into the bitchfight politics of grants and NZ publishing- we are just too small a market especially for the newbies.

So it's off to Smashwords and the other epublishers who don't look down their nose at writers learning the trade and who haven't got the 'right' degrees or connections.

It's a brave new world for literature!

How to negotiate

"Tuhoe's Treaty negotiations with the Government are on a knife edge after the iwi's leader said the talks could be scrapped unless ownership of Te Urewera National Park is put back on the table..."

Give them an evasive answer.

Tell them to go fuck themselves.

National- grow a bloody spine- When you hold all the cards you don't need to friggin' negotiate. I know you understand the numbers game.

You piss a few ferals off (who would NEVER vote for you)- and strengthen your support amongst the MAJORITY who are sick of this endless pandering to maori interests.

And if you are part of the 'silent majority'- STOP IT!
Get loud and noisy- start a blog, post on blogs- make your displeasure known.

Politicians understand numbers (except in referendums)

Friday, May 28, 2010

Dragged into the 21st century- New Zealand ebooks

Ebooks are available at Whitcoulls.

The Kobo Ebook reader is available here at $295- for this price you get 100 FREE classic books.

Best of all- I'm there!

Update:

Hat Tip- Homepaddock


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Fidelity Life

Or why people hate insurance companies


Pull the other one




"Stephen Blackman tried explaining his failure to disclose more than $300,000 in income by claiming he didn't know what the "$" symbol meant.

Sam Ellis, appearing for the Inland Revenue Department, said in a letter dated February 9, 2009, Blackman wrote he had not been paid by his company Plant and Platform Consultants Ltd, of New Plymouth.

"You may have been confused by forms provided to you by my company which contained impressive numbers preceded by a "$" symbol," Blackman wrote..."

You hear some bullshit excuses but that on really takes the biscuit!

If he really is that dumb he should be sectioned.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Another 'so what' story

"New Zealanders are paying at least $129 million a year more than necessary as we bathe our toilets and bathrooms in bright light and use inefficient light bulbs, says the Electricity Commission..."

We chose and we pay accordingly. So were is your frickin' problem?

Anyway, fluros are shite and LED bulbs are still scarce and priced to 'all the rabid greenies will bear'

Could be we like to take a dump in bright light- or at least have decent light while we read on the throne!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

J Hemingway- bleeding heart twat

"The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) says it is OK to call lollies "Eskimos", despite the term making one television viewer uncomfortable.

The ASA received a complaint from J Hemingway about an advertisement for the Pascall Party Mix Bag, which referred to "old favourites" including Eskimos..."

Well thank you very much for letting me use the friggin' name I have used since I learnt to talk the best part of half a friggin' century ago.

Not that I had any intentions on calling ESKIMOS anything frickin' else!

Now I am friggin' outraged that MY TAX DOLLARS have been used to tell this limp-wristed plonker to politely bugger off.

Exactly what was the cost to all of us taxpayers for investigating this storm in a teacup anyway?

Monday, May 24, 2010

Tui Madness

"Two Wanaka teenagers were taken to Dunstan Hospital on Friday night and treated for alcohol poisoning after going to a school function drunk.

Senior Constable Ian Henderson, of Wanaka, said a 15-year-old male and a female whose age was unknown had been at the Mount Aspiring College "Macstock" music concert in the Lake Wanaka Centre when they became seriously ill about 8pm..."


More MSM hysteria.

The condition is (or was) known as 'Pissed'

The best cure is to be left in the recovery position in a cold, damp and uncomfortable cell with other sufferers in a similar condition. A nice policeman will hose off the vomit and urine at about 0600 and bring a nutritious breakfast of warm lard and Tripe. Then he will repeat the cleansing process.

He will check that the patient(s) hearing is not impaired by addressing them in a loud voice.

A brisk walk home will then warm the body and clear the mind.

On the next working day, a magistrate will relieve the patient of surplus money, preventing a re-occurrence.


Note: This treatment will not ameliorate any perceived suffering, but will have a prophylactic effect and minimize future relapses.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Constipation anyone

The wife is making Dwarf Bread.

In NZ it is called Tararua biscuits.

Forbidden to those doing Atkins though...

Cue Nelson Muntz voice

"Jailed anti-whaling activist Pete Bethune fears he will be sentenced to a lengthy jail term in what amounts to little more than a show trial..."

I hope so.

The greenie whale-huggers no doubt had a platoon of lawyers advising them on maritime law and new EXACTLY what they were getting into.

They could have found out what life in a jap prison was like, by asking at any RSA, so no sympathy their either.

All i can say is:

HA HA!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Self-inflicted mental illness

Is how I see those who ABUSE drugs.

I see NO reason that they should receive any taxpayer funding for a self-inflicted problem.

By ABUSE, I mean make themselves into a person who:

Cannot hold down a job- for reasons of performance or breach of contract with their employer.
Commits crime to fund their lifestyle.
Endangers others through drug impairment.
Sells or supplies drugs to a minor.

Those folks should receive a choice:

Rehabilitation and strict monitoring.
Incarceration in a secure recidivist settlement.
Euthanasia.

No surprise

"People who use cannabis before the age of 18 are more likely to end up with fewer academic qualifications, a study of more than 6000 New Zealanders and Australians shows.

The research, based on the findings of three studies, including Otago University's long-running Christchurch Health and Development Study, found those who used cannabis before they were 18 were more likely to drop out of high school, less likely to enter university and less likely to get a university degree.

People who used cannabis before the age of 15 were most likely not to achieve academically..."


Confirming what I have said for years.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Another example of State Negligence

"One of the six men involved in the aggravated robbery of murdered South Auckland liquor store owner Navtej Singh committed further crimes while out on bail awaiting trial.

Tino Felise was acquitted of murdering Mr Singh but convicted of aggravated robbery and was jailed for five years earlier this month.

While on bail awaiting trial for the murder, Felise obtained a firearm, stole a car and led police on high-speed chase through South Auckland, Radio New Zealand reported today..."


How many times does this have to happen?

How many innocent victims do there have to be?

How much damage to society needs to be done by persons representing a clear and present danger to all are left at large to carry on their criminal lifestyle?

Ten bucks to a knob of goatshit that this prick had a record as long as your arm...

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Not exactly the big shaft

...As I pictured yesterday (for those that did not get my attempt at humour)

So now we are left with the sort of relief felt at finding the stolen car was not torched but only had the tank drained, the tires gone and all the CD's missing.

or as I have previously said- they used a condom and lubricant...

Paint a prick day

and:

A link is worth a thousand images

(actually 7,720,000 of them)