Wednesday, January 10, 2007

BULLSHIT!

Burton's parole was 'handled appropriately'
NZPA Wednesday, 10 January 2007

"The Corrections Department has defended its management of the parole of convicted killer Graeme Burton, who was arrested on Saturday after breaching parole and allegedly going on an armed rampage..."

Do they honestly expect up to buy this crap?

Whitewash here:


Parole hearings are two-yearly. Shit for brains got turned down for parole, then goes on to behave as a 'Model Inmate' for two years. Having spent the last 12 years being a total arse.

You don't have to be the sharpest tool in the shed to figure out what has happened here!

To me, you would have to have been a 'Model Inmate' for a longer period than you had been a waste of rations, before I even though about parole!

Parole with an explosive collar as per 'The Running Man'


Yesterday I missed one of my list of shame-

His parole officer.

That one should be bunking with peg-leg for a month or two...

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

About Sentencing

What you are not being told is that, having been convicted of murder, Burton would be on a life sentence.

People do not understand why a person who gets 'Life' only get ten years in jail.

It has never been properly explained to Joe Public, that this life sentence has an imprisonment component, followed by a LIFETIME of parole. (The conditions may be loosened though)

At ANY TIME should the breach parole conditions, the released crim can be recalled to resume his sentence, without futher trial! From there they go back to the applying for parole process.

Now here is the crunch- Burton had breeched his at least twice since his release.

This tragedy DID NOT NEED TO HAVE HAPPENED.

Corrections again has blood on it's hands.

But with govamint-can-do-do wrong in place (except for the military and police), blood easily washes off....

Update:
Somebody must Pay

Here are the names of the parole board, coutesty of The Herald

Members of the Parole Board who released Graeme Burton
* Judge Bill Unwin: Retired in 1997. Former Canterbury District Prison Board chairman. Appointed to Parole Board in July, 2002.
* Judge Patrick Toomey: District Court judge from 1985 to 2000. Chaired New Plymouth District Prison Board. Appointed July 2002.
* Associate Professor Philip Brinded: Clinical director of Canterbury District Health Board's mental health division. Appointed September, 2004.
* June Jackson: CEO of Nga Whare Waatea Marae and its prisoner re-integration programme. Appointed July, 2002.
* Uialatea Stephen Thomsen: Samoan chaplain involved in Pacific Island-based crime prevention. Appointed in July, 2002.
* Sandy Gill: Worked with at-risk youth and adult offending. Appointed July, 2002

Hang your heads in shame!

Monday, January 08, 2007

How long?

How long before some moonbat starts crying about 'police shooting to maim?'

Previously, they were crying 'why couldn't they shoot him in the legs?'

Ten bucks to a knob of goatshit some fucktard somewhere will be blogging along those lines...

It's True!

The anti-shirt does exist!

http://www.theanti-shirt.com/index.html

This was featured on Sunday's Day-by-Day cartoon (as featured in my sidebar)

I have the classic 'Farmers tan', but like most classic farmers- just ignore it.

Still, one born every minute...

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Getting it right

Here is a proposal:

When parole boards screw the pooch, the get to bunk up with the louse the released!

For releasing an oxygen-thief that kill while on parole, they take turns at sharing a cell for a couple of month each. The tarrif fits the crime.

I know, some may say I'm being soft here- only a couple of months, but the IDEA is the important thing, not the actual time spent inside- that can be debated and sorted out later.



I mean, this is the same sort of a thing as an employer getting a stiff fine for havinga dumb-ass employee crawl into a powered-up compactor, after being told not to.

If Waste Compaction Services can be held responsible/liable and go down, why not a parole board?


BTW-it's not common knowledge, but there is a section (can't recall the #) that can be applied to ensure ALL of a sentence is spent in prison.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

More target practice needed!

A polite request to the Police:

When you are shooting at an oxygen thief like Burton- do try for the head!

If you can't manage the head, keep shooting until
a- out of ammunition
b- all signs of life are gone
c- all of the above


At least you won't get charged for bening in possesion of a fireamm without a lawful purpose- but with the Crown prosecution Service- don't get too comfortable!


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10417991

http://xtramsn.co.nz/news/0,,11964-6777270-300,00.html

Now for the Judge:

Don't let this asshole out EVER!

AND that goes double for you useless pricks that make up the parole boards! Try listening to the Corrections officers that actually know these peices of shit for what they are!

They may not have been to university but any CO with a few months on the job knows one hell of a lot more about the real lives of crims , you sad twats!

Update:

Burton is in a serious condition with leg injuries.

Let's not get fancy- amputate above the knee- good practice for a third year medical student!

Friday, January 05, 2007

Vodka and Feckin' Coca-cola!

When will you bastards stop diddling with the flavours?

Every time you bring out a new flavour I get a taste for it, you wankers PULL IT OFF THE MARKET.

I'm refering to:

Vanilla coke
Rasberry coke

Where the hell are they?

Don't give me that shit about 'only so many variants on the market' Others make all manner of variants on their products and while people buy them, they make them!

I can understand dumping the lemon, lime and citrus

Diet coke basic is crap, I can't drink real coke- at least Zero is drinkable.

And where is the Cherry Coke?


Sort your shit out before I give up on splits with my vodka!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

An idea who's time has come?

I have been hearing that there is a shortage of men out there.

Being the benevolent saint that I am, I suggested to the wife that it would be only fair and proper that I took a second wife. (A recently divorced friend of hers came to mind)

I pointed out the obvious benefits- increased income, pooling of resources, economising on expenses such as power & phone. I even offered to secure the services of a maid ( given our increased income to offset the additional work created by two more children.

Selling up both our houses would enable us to by one much larger and nicer property and of course we would need a larger master bedroom!

Such proposals usually result in a reply involving sex and travel* , but see seemed to be looking at this proposal favorably!

Now the hard part- convincing the other party!








* Feck off

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

More stuff impersonating news...

Here is a great bit of self-promoting spin, from another 'let's save us from ourselves' outfit.

DUH!

But in this case, the Great Satan (the MSM) have snapped him!

"...Mr Claridge made no mention of the fact that December was the one of the coldest December months on record for the last 60 years."


Yep, drownings are down bacuse it's been colder than a witch's tit!

So get your hand off it WSNZ- you can't take any credit for global cooling!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

One born every minute

From the retards at PETA-

'Capture and Release' traps for mice!

Here

Hat tip to Tim Blair!


This could be a useful gadget for someone owning a snake- or a cat/ferret/owl or other render of small furry rodents!

Now that would be Pets Eating Tasty Animals!



Carry on!

Did YOU remember?

Another bit of filler content stating the bloody obvious!


How to remember to to your anti-baby pills here:


The person (probably childless) who wrote this missed one- Borrow my kids for a weekend.


You will NEVER forget to take your pill again!


Probably take to using condoms, a diaphram and getting a Depo shot as well...

Monday, January 01, 2007

What's a good holiday?

One spent the hell away from every other bugger, for starters.

I never could stand camping grounds. They always remind me of refugee camps with lots of food and drink. That and they take me back to a depressing time of my life when I lived in a caravan and learned why the people of the USA coined the term 'Trailer Trash'.

The beach house has it's merits, but only when it's a Dan'l Boone distance from other such places. Not too likely these days.

Camping seems to work best where the facilities are minimal or non-existent. The thought of digging a long-drop keeps most of the family campers away.

Saying at home has often made for a good holiday, provided that everyone else has gone elsewhere. In my flatting days, I did quite a bit of this.

You can wander around in the altogether, live on a 90% meat diet and drink beer before breakfasting on Irish cream & muslei- all without the opinions of others interupting the Cricket.


I've tried going on holiday & staying in motels/hotels, but the wife has an annoying habit of tidying & cleaning least some maid thinks we live like pigs. I'm on holiday- of course I'm going to live like a pig! I'm a great believer in having seperate holidays these days...

Some folks seem to think that you have to be DOING something- well, drinking beer IS doing something!

Day by Day

Chris Muir's Day by Day has a good one on Iraq today!

Here:


I saw something similar happen when I was in the Army!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

'Honours'- Yeah, Right!

I do know that some of the people selected are totally deserving of any hounours that come their way.

However:

What is it with the bulk of them that make ou these lists?

I fail to see why sombody who is well rewarded for making a living in a particular field is honoured for that. The are recognised mainly by their bank balance- but also at thevarious business awards out there that recognise excellence in THOSE fields. And actors/directors have a pletora of awards to recognise their own!

IMNSHO, Honours are to be bestowed on those who do great thing as a volunteer- not for purely financial reward, or for those who have performed deeds of valour and heroism. Like a locals I know that easily work a full 40-hour week keeping any number of community groups going in their retirement. Like volunteers that have keep the town fire brigade or ambulance going.
Not for someone who has taught art students to make pots. Or a god-botherer only known for being controvertial.

Or for being a suck-arse govamint toadie...

Good Bloody Riddance!


Shit-for Brains Hussein just got a long drop on a short rope!

MSM story

And another Here:

One down, quite a few to go!

On the lighter side...

Found on YouTube

Ain't it clever what you can do with video & sound clips nowadays!

Space Opus- parts One & Two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcQ49n40a4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ymvSLnvJA


Courtesy of Cowboy Bob's Blog

A new tax-what a suprise!

The latest tax grab is here:

In principle, RUC's are a fairer system than the tax on petrol (a lot of us use petrol fro stationary engines & power tools, for one) Also, implementing RUC's for petrol vehicles will be dead easy as the infrastructure is already out there.

But who trusts them that will make the rules?

What's the bet this system will be loaded with 'envy taxes' punishing those with evil 4x4's and six+ cylinders?

And that it will cost you more than the current system...

Friday, December 29, 2006

Jack Ketch

It beggers belief that some wankers (In this case, Amnesty International) would actually believe there is a case for keeping Saddam Hussein alive.

If ever there was a prick deserving cruel and unusual punishment, it would have to be that scumbag.

It certainly shows that these softcock hand-wringing liberals only see things in black & white (are they allowed to even say 'Black & white'?)


Shall we step back and look at the big picture here?

What typically happens when a despot is overthrown?- they go off into exile and live out their days in very comfortable circumstances, if not luxury.

This puts these scrotes on notice. You WILL pay with the only thing dear to you. Your life.

I hope they have the event on TV, but given the soft-cock media's slant on all things Iraqi- I doubt it.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

On the subject of Time-Wasters...

This Game!

No fines for the poor- are they mad?

Hell, why should the poor suffer the consequences of their actions!

"Criminal offenders on low incomes face punishments other than fines as the Government responds to public anger at the number of fines never paid.
Alternatives such as warnings as well as lower fines and enforcement penalties are being considered for young and poorer offenders.
But the 35 per cent of fine defaulters who can afford to pay and don't are facing tough action.
They may be threatened with driving licence suspension and credit agency blacklisting..."

Here:

I suppose the powers that be can't be accused of inconsistancy here! They are free from the consequences of their inability to earn or to support their indescriminte breeding/drug habits/gambling problem.

And who picks up the tab?- the same ones the are going to screw with their fines system. The 'rich' who can afford to pay!

(Rich= anyone earning more than $40k per annum)


The sustem now is FUBAR- the shit-heads just 'put it on the tab' and when it gets to a point at which they would need to be reincarnated to pay the total- it is commuted to community servive. At a rate of payback that works out at hundreds of dollars an hour!

Even then they don't bother turning up, are eventually arrested and get $50k worth of fines exchanged for 14 days imprisonment (a chance to get three square meals and lots of sack time!)

Australia keeps looking better & better...