Words of wisdom

Heard a good one last night.

It was on the funding of Parents Inc. - specifically on programs for teenagers about drugs, sex and that sort of thing.

A well-known presenter stated that "they received no government funding (yes, WE know that means TAXPAYER funds!) as they taught morality in schools. Fortunately, Pub Charity was very obliging- go figure!"

Indeed- go figure!

Friggin' beggers!

The last thing we need in this country is that which encouraged the Handout Mentality.

I'm talking about the foul practice of 'Trick or Treat' It 's begging- pure and simple.

I'm indifferent to the Halloween thing. If people want to waste more money at the warehouse- it's their money to fritter away. But keep it to yourselves- have a bloody Halloween party or suchlike.

That aside there is the other matter. For the other 364 days we teach our children not to take sweets from strangers. Why send them out to do exactly that?

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I'm waiting for the day when somebody' s little scroungers come home with a bag of trips...

What does it take to bring back the death penalty?

This?

or this?

or maybe this?

Still not convinced?

YOU may be part of the problem, if you believe these scum should be using our oxygen!

Another Tui Ad

"Two white supremacist skinheads were arrested in Tennessee last week over plans to go on a killing spree and eventually shoot Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama..."

Here is a classic media beat-up.

They were as likely to knock off the Sock Puppet as they were to successfully hold up a gun shop. All piss and wind.

It's the sort of thing you hear in a pub most Friday knight, where someone get as skinful and is going to shoot (insert politician of choice] in the guts.

Like Joe the farm hand who is going to drop the governor-general for what the bastard said in 1954- any planning came out of a bottle.

They probably wouldn't be capable of picking up a few tips from a Tom Clancy novel (no pictures).

But of course the police have to work on possibilities, not probabilities.

The cynical might say that the timing was impeccable for a few sympathy votes. The evil right tries to knock off the new prophet.

However, I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence...

Coming here soon?

How long before the Fingermen bring this law into play?

For your own good of course...

Updated and moved up:

Looks like my crystal ball was on the money!

As was the post a couple back, where I said that we blindly follow the UK into the abyss...

Quote of the Week

"Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realise that half of them are even stupider!"

Looking at the Big Sky

Hat Tip: Theo Spark

But there is a serious side here. I follow a few favorite UK blogs. Why- we follow the UK like we are joined at the hip with a 10 year long chain. Their current lunacy will be our own- if we sit on our hands and let it. I don't want us to let it!

Here are a couple of crystal ball sites:
Old Holborn
The Devil's Kitchen
Obnoxio the Clown
Electro-Kevin
Last of the Few
The Magistrates Blog
Nanny Knows Best

Let's not go there- I'm getting too old for armed insurrection...

Just as relevent here

Hat Tip: Cowboy Blob

Nu Skools

If you have half a mind to vote 'Laber'- you are way overqualified!

Cheese Emporium

Today was a trip to the other side of the island to look at beaches with sand, instead of rocks.

As usual, we called into Lindale

The boys like like the farmyard thing (like they have never seen a farm before) Of course there the farmyard animal like climbing all over the visitors- unlike the other way around further north.

A close second to the farmyard was the sweet shop- probably because we failed to mention that until after the farmyard. I did not want to watch devouring beasts of the field and ravenous boys fight to the death over sugar. It gets bad enough with those foul-smelling feed pellets they sell you to feed their stock!

The sweet shop had a selection of pogey bait from the past- huge gobstoppers and lolly pops big enough to give a Greenie apoplexy. I brought a bag of Irish Moss flavoured sweets that I haven't seen since my grandmother smoked herself to death. The boys got red liquorice and a bag of 'Huhu bugs'. 'Er indoors' got chocolate covered coffee beans and I got to pick up the tab.

The Kapiti cheese and icecream shop was impressive and my compliments to the young lad who ran about helping the horde of customers while two useless girls ignored the crowds trying to hand money across the counter.

The icecream was very good- although they will never reach the lofty standards set by Rush Munroe.

The cheeses are currently being nibbled away. I picked the inevitable Kikorangi along with an Awa strong blue, Harvarti creamy smoked and a Camembert with pesto. Served with Crostini, anchovy-stuffed olives, salami, pickled walnuts and gerkins.

A good port on the side, of course!

Here kitty, kitty, kitty

PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals!

These limp-dicks have come up with this bit of fuckwittery.

If we call fish 'Sea Kittens', people will stop wanting to catch or eat them.

Lights on, nobody home...

Quite free from the ravages of intelligence...

I was listening to a string of ignorant morons callers on the talk back today- but then I repeat myself!

Every time a cop shoots somebody a pack of wankstains come out of the closet, spewing forth on a subject they know zero about.

Some points:

• Point a firearm, an airgun or a replica at police- expect to die.

• Point a pointed stick or anything that may vaguely look like a firearm at police (in bad light)-expect to die.

• This is not a rifle range. The target moves, so shooting at shoulders or knees is not an option.

• People die from being shot in knees or shoulders. John Wayne never heard of hypovolemic shock, but everyone outside Hollywood is subject to it.

• Bushmaster rifles don't have 'high-powered telescopes' on them.

• The 'second chance' is given when the offender is ordered to put down the weapon.

• The policeman who pulls the trigger will be subjected to a witch hunt the likes of which you cannot comprehend- and he knows this.

• Replica or airguns cannot be distinguished from the real thing at a distance- and in a fraction of a second. Would YOU bet your life that it ain't a real Glock?

• Were YOU sticking YOUR wide arse on the line that day?

• Have you EVER put your wide arse on the line?

• Would YOU rush somebody who may or may not have a loaded firearm- and is mentally unbalanced?

Finally:

Ask Sergeant Don Wilkinson for an opinion about taking on an assailant armed with 'Only an airgun'

That would be a bit hard now, wouldn't it...

Suicide- the censored killer

Another one in town this week. That makes four in the last twelve months- plus at least one attempt that I know of.

This is in a town of 2500.

Note that there are no links- that's because you won't find anything in the MSM. Apparently they have some sort of a political understanding- driven by an MP who would rather not hear the word SUICIDE.

It's not a nice word. Nor are RAPE, MURDER, MOLESTATION, INCEST, PEDOPHILIA OR TORTURE.

But they happen- and happen here. Will they go away if we do not name these sins?

Like hell- silence is a prerequisite for evil unchecked.

It's fairly clear that these things need to be exposed, condemned and prevented where possible.

The MSM's voluntary silence on suicide is one more reason proving that they cannot be trusted with a position of any relevance in this world.

Update:
Somebody from the DomPost seems to have read this!

They both need the shit slapped out of them!

This is the loony tune UK, but could easily be the case here!

"Teenager Sam Holt's behaviour would leave most parents in despair - drinking, smoking, taking drugs and having sex.

But the 13-year-old's mother thinks it is 'sweet' rather than shocking.

Tracy Holt even rewards her daughter with cigarettes on the rare occasions when she does behave...

Miss Holt, 43, knows Sam drinks but is just relieved that it's not more than a couple of cans of lager a night.

And she decided not to get angry about her daughter losing her virginity at 12, instead insisting that Sam uses contraception.

Miss Holt, a jobless single mother with two other adult children, told Closer magazine: 'I don't see the point in punishing her.

'If I ground her, I'm just punishing myself because I have to put up with her in the house. Instead, I reward her good behaviour by giving her cigarettes. If she's bad, she goes without.

'She's a little comedian. I let her get away with a lot of cheek. It's sweet.'

Giving out cigarettes as a reward 'works', she insisted.

Miss Holt said: 'There are a lot worse things she could be doing..."

OK, so now you see why some are the way they are!

Useless bludging slut begats another useless bludging slut!

She thinks her daughters behaviour is 'cute'

I don't. That's because people like myself are the ones who are forced to pick up the tab- at the expense of OUR families.

No doubt this little tart will have whelped a litter of little bastards to an assortment of anonymous sperm-donors before too long.

And the cycle continues.

ENOUGH!

I am now of the view that EVERY person who lives on a taxpayer funded benefit shall be required to be fitted with a contraceptive implant as a condition to receiving ANY benefit. (with the exception of the pension ;-)

Any person on a benefit for more than two years shall be given the option of sterilization, with a two thousand dollar one-off payment. Failure to take up this offer means that their benefit is frozen. No more increases for more brats or CPI adjustments!

Taking out the Trash

There is a call for particular attention in policing to be directed at 'Crime Families'

I'm a great supporter of this.

Everybody knows that a hell of a lot of crime is committed by a very small proportion of people. This is really obvious in a small town!

As well as and alongside gangs, there are many well-known families associated with recidivist lifestyles. These scum are pure and simple parasites. They do nothing but take from decent society. THEY need to be policed to the full extent of the law.

Their cars stopped, checked and searched on a very regular basis. The same with their homes. Any bail conditions are constantly monitored. Every time one of them spits on the footpath they are arrested.

This needs to be carried out thoroughly, regularly and without letup. I continues regardless of them leaving town. It carries on until they get the message and straighten up.

The naysyers reckon it won't stop them- they won't/can't learn. Too bad. It's much harder to commit crimes when the police are continually watching.

In my book 'Human Rights' are lost when you choose to live outside decent society- and demonstrate this on a continual basis.

This lot could have used a bit of this treatment. I wonder if they would have qualified for 'special attention'...

Your friggin' problem!

Antibiotics, clean it up- pay for your own friggin' plastic surgery and painkillers asshole!

Your dumbass choices, your problem!

Never say 'you wouldn't dare post that'

[Original image substituted in the name of self-preservation]

Make my day- punk!

Would that all greenie retards try this sort of stunt!

Please...

PRAT!

Some dickheads just have no reason to live!

ZPG for Greens

Ever willing to help, I would be happy to 'fix' any greenies over-production problems. Preferably in a Darwinian manner (BEFORE the bastards breed)

I promise to be humane- I won't let the kids watch!

For those who know a bit about the OTHER ways of performing this procedure- NOT with MY teeth!

Finally, for all the self-improvers amongst the watermelon brigade- here is all you need.