I got this one from a closed MSN group I run- most of my best stuff is swiped from there- being a closed group I can't give proper credits- so all credit to an anonymous contributor who posts a new joke every day. I always look in first thing for my morning laugh.
Here is today's:
A Muslim was killed in a car accident and he arrives at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter says: "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven."
The Muslim says: "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm as a Muslim, I would like to meet Muhammad.
Peter says: "Sure - no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you, he's up there"
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there's Moses. Moses says: "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".
The Muslim is very excited. "Moses, it's such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, Im a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad".
Moses says: "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you'll meet Muhammad."
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks: "Who are you?" The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven".
God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God: "Sir, it is such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad."
God says: "Ohh... You're here to see Muhammad! I see! No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"
The Muslim says: "I would love a cup of coffee."
God yells through a hatch behind Him into the kitchen: "Yo Muhammad. 2 coffees!!!"
1 comment:
Oswald If they are as good as that one please post them It made my day
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