Chickenshit asshole!

"Samurai swordsman Antonie Dixon says God told him to chop off the heads of the two women he lived with, then plunge the sword through his own heart..."

So- Did you plunge the frickin' sword through your ticker?

Obviously not.

Cowardly faggot!



Give the bastard a sharpish blade and instructions on how to commit seppuku!

I volunteer to be his second- I even have my own sword (US Artillery and rather sharp)

Of course I can't promise that I won't screw it up and forget to take his turnip off when he looks like screaming in agony. but I will try ;-)

Whinging oxygen-thieves

Here is a story I can confirm:

"...The Corrections Department was last night under fire for political correctness gone mad after admitting it had investigated formal complaints by prisoners over cold porridge, burnt toast and not enough sugar with their cups of tea..."

Yes, I have personally seen many of these frivolous complaints- You have never met a pack of more dedicated whiners- of course its all about 'Their Rights'

All friggin' rights should be checked at the gate!

You lost the lot when the judge said 'Guilty'

Nothing to see here, move along

550 tonnes of concentrated uranium ore in Iraq?

Nothing to see there- for the antique media anyway!

I'm sure they were just storing it to stop Iran getting it!

Hat Tip: Theo Spark

Liarbore outsources election officials

Is this why the door has been opened for foreign workers?

If the shoe fits

I heard a good one last night- the wife was referring to the local greenie group as ' Bullfrogs'

The more I think about the name, the more it fits!

Small creatures that live amongst the pond scum. Cold blooded and slimy, you don't really want to touch them and when shot with a .22, you discover they are more red than green.

Their most defining trait is that they have a voice all out of proportion to their stature!

Ingenuity and innovation ain't quite dead here!

Can you imaging getting a resource consent for this activity!

Can you think of any potential passengers- you would have to cremate them to get them on-board, but , hey...

A few quotes on politics

An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. - Voltaire

Too many piglets, not enough tits. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not trust the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you or I were going to be hanged. - Oliver Cromwell

A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights. - Napoleon

Democracy is grounded upon so childish a complex of fallacies that they must be protected by a rigid system of taboos, else even halfwits would argue it to pieces. Its first concern must thus be to penalize the free play of ideas. - H.L. Mencken

A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement. - Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural address, 1801

Those are governed best who are governed least. - Thomas Jefferson

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical. - Thomas Jefferson, Letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787

Government is not reason, nor eloquence. It is force. And like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearsome master. - George Washington

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with an average voter. - Winston Churchill

Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of Temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes at the very principles upon which our government was founded. - Abraham Lincoln

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

Love your country, but never trust its government. - Robert Heinlein

We must not look to government to solve our problems. Government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

One day closer to...

...The Day They Hung the Lawyers!

Oh to see fiction become reality....

Perceptions...

This is how Helen Clarke sees the public sector

This is how I see it!

100,000 Visits!

I have just had visit #100,000!

Onward to 1.000,000!

A REAL deterrent needed here!

"An FBI tipoff led New Zealand censorship inspectors to the home of a South Canterbury man who had collected 250,000 images of child sex abuse, including some of his own doing..."

"...They discovered some 250,000 obscene images showing young girls and newborn babies being sexually abused by adult men..."

This needs a penalty that is a serious deterrent. FOUR YEARS is totally pathetic. One could even say that this filthy pervert has the sympathy of the legal system.

Burn him at the stake.

That will make these disgusting subhumans think...

Missing the point a little...

"Handywoman Wendy McKenzie is building her own home.

The single mum is helping build her dream house in Oratia thanks to Habitat for Humanity..."

Yes, yes- very good but perhaps you would be better off if instead of learning about carpentry, you should have learned/be learning how to find a good man and keep him!

In carpentry there is a saying- measure twice, do it once!


OK- so the above is a little tongue-in-cheek and personally, I wish her well.

But the world seems to be full of those who somebody looking to be rescued- more often than not by the poor bloody taxpayer. For their piss-poor decisions.

They don't want the hand up this woman has been lucky enough to receive- they want a bloody meal ticket for life and absolution from all responsibility that may come their way.

It's enough to make you vote Libertarianz!


(This sort of rant can be expected every time I look at my tax summary for the year to date)

Help Wanted

Hey Liarbore!- got any spare Roubles?

I'm calling 'Bullshit!' on this one!

"Banning smoking in bars and restaurants has saved the lives of more than 75,000 Kiwis, the Health Ministry says..."

And we believe that because the govamint wouldn't lie to us, would they?

Lets look at that another way- if smoking has killed that many in less than four years, shouldn't it have been banned? After all, the powers-that-be do so love to ban stuff!

I mean, drink-driving fatalities pale into insignificance compared to that kill return!

or does somebody have a financial interest here...
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Cullen states the friggin' obvious

"...Finance Minister Michael Cullen has accused Road Transport Forum chief executive Tony Friedlander, a former National cabinet minister, of organising yesterday's truck protest for political motives...

Of course it's bloody political you donkey-bonking anal wart!

The truckies- and one hell of a lot of us non-truck driver want you to sod off, crawl under the rock that you came from and friggin' die!

Wanting your corrupt and arrogant nanny state out is political- about as political as it gets.

Suck it up asshole!

It's Miller Time!

$14.99 at the local supermarket!

And its the 4th of July where it's made, so I thought- 'Why not!'

It beats the hell out of Bud!

On transport...

Here is the big problem with the sudden increase in RUC's explained:

"...It's just another crippling blow, we're just getting used to fuel going up. The deal was they were supposed to give us a month's notice so we could put our rates up," Mr McAuley said..."

And there is the problem- non-business liarbour types can't comprehend that there is a time lag between having to pay the charges and when you can actually pass them on! During that time, the operators have to suck it up.

The liarbour cheerleaders are all crying- 'truckies must pay their true costs'

Quite right. Am I to understand that you NOW understand the principle of 'User Pays'?

And that now the 'For the Public Good' defense is now gone. Outstanding! All those who museums and orchestras can start looking to up the door prices and pass the true costs on!



Another point so far overlooked regards this:

"...Transport Minister Annette King said notice of the increased charges was withheld because when it was given in 2007 there was a $17.5 million mass pre-purchase to beat the cut-off..."

Now usually when somebody pays in advance, a discount is in order! Having that money early has got to be worth a few points.

Any business would love customers pre-paying.

But nanny state is insatiable!

Happy Birthday

We appreciate what you have done for all of us!

I will be downing a few in your honour tonight!

Update:

Theo has the best stuff-as usual!

it's not about transport...

Well, a bit of of it is about the cost of transport- but mostly it's about an idea.

The idea that people seem to be finally becoming aware of.

That government has spread through our lives like a cancer As with so many cancers, it is at the point of killing you when you finally become aware of it.

We are about to get this cancer cut out. That much is obvious now.

But cancer has this nasty habit of coming back.

Today's protests- rather small beer on the world stage- serve notice that that apathy levels in NZ have finally been overcome. This SHOULD be a strong message to ALL parties that we are sick of being continually leeched upon to support the agendas of a few.

I know that NZ can be roused to far more meaningful demonstrations than a traffic jam. Study your history if you think this rhetoric.

Today's gesture was the first rocks tumbling down the slope before the landslide.

7 1/2 percent too bloody far!

I knew NZ had the capacity to get serious about protest, but usually only over rugby issues.

Now the flash point has FINALLY been reached. EVENTUALLY the concept that fuel and transport cost affect EVERYTHING seems to have sunk home.

I'm hoping this is a start and I call on the farmers to join in here. Lets show the cheese-eating surrender-monkeys how to block roads!

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