I can see where all the fuss over electricity is headed- or what the state worshipers whould like to see.
Let the state provide electricity for all! (except those nasty business people)
You will have to pay more taxes for this, but think of the lives that will be saved!
We know what you need- and you wants are but delusions!
I wonder if surround yourself with people to stupid to make a simple decision qualifies one for a Darwin Award when they let you die...
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
RIP
A well known NZ blogger died suddenly this morning.
Dodderyoldfart had a unique blog. By all acounts he was the only known road worker blogger (I had tried to verify this and was unable to find any other!)
His blog was also unique in being always good humoured and devoid of any politics!
I would visit every weekday to see what the latest amusing picture would be.
Most blogs vanish by the wayside, but this one will truely be missed.
Farewell...
Dodderyoldfart had a unique blog. By all acounts he was the only known road worker blogger (I had tried to verify this and was unable to find any other!)
His blog was also unique in being always good humoured and devoid of any politics!
I would visit every weekday to see what the latest amusing picture would be.
Most blogs vanish by the wayside, but this one will truely be missed.
Farewell...
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Back Country Hut
How that for a hut from the past?
Far more character than today's Nancy DOC palaces!
(Far more leaks & rats as well!)
Monday, May 28, 2007
Zero alcohol limit- place bets now!
You can bet that is what we will have soon.
This sort of article is setting the stage for this new assault by the 'Saving you stupid people from yourselves' social engineering nazis.
This will, of course, stop the drunken morons driving totally whammed, as they will have no excuses! [Insert Tui ad here]
It WILL bring in a heap more fine money from those hardened recidivists who indulge in a beer or glass of wine before they drive.
If they want to do THAT, they should have a taxpayer-funded driver...
That done, our Dear leaders can move on to stopping evil schoolkids for eating pies & chips!
This sort of article is setting the stage for this new assault by the 'Saving you stupid people from yourselves' social engineering nazis.
This will, of course, stop the drunken morons driving totally whammed, as they will have no excuses! [Insert Tui ad here]
It WILL bring in a heap more fine money from those hardened recidivists who indulge in a beer or glass of wine before they drive.
If they want to do THAT, they should have a taxpayer-funded driver...
That done, our Dear leaders can move on to stopping evil schoolkids for eating pies & chips!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Breeders- my opinion
This differs a bit from over here, but I believe I'm using it in a different context.
I use it to describe not all those who are- well- breeding.
I use to to describe those who pop out kids as a meal ticket. Those who spawn indescriminatly knowing the taxpayers will be forced to pick up the tab.
The sort that have seven kids and have never held a job.
The ones who do have jobs, but have more kids than they can support and also whine for more taxpayer money. (and they got it-WFF)
The ones who give their offspring a shit quality of life, because it's apparently THEIR right to calve as ofthe as they like.
To those just too damned lazy to bother with contraception.
AND I include the worthless animated sperm banks that these slappers use to impregnate themselves.
I use it to describe not all those who are- well- breeding.
I use to to describe those who pop out kids as a meal ticket. Those who spawn indescriminatly knowing the taxpayers will be forced to pick up the tab.
The sort that have seven kids and have never held a job.
The ones who do have jobs, but have more kids than they can support and also whine for more taxpayer money. (and they got it-WFF)
The ones who give their offspring a shit quality of life, because it's apparently THEIR right to calve as ofthe as they like.
To those just too damned lazy to bother with contraception.
AND I include the worthless animated sperm banks that these slappers use to impregnate themselves.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
This is news?
If it isn't a cow, pig, sheep or chook some folk get all peculiar!
I have partaken of giddyup stew years ago- it's nothing to write home about, but makes a reasonable vindaloo.
But curry makes just about anything edible...
I have partaken of giddyup stew years ago- it's nothing to write home about, but makes a reasonable vindaloo.
But curry makes just about anything edible...
There IS an easier way!
The inmates are Revolting!
I know I always found them so!
According to the radio news, a bunch of crapheads had gotten onto the roof of one of the wings.
Why all the fuss getting them off?
Nothing that a little aggressive negotiating with a 30-06 won't sort in ten seconds!
Turn one of their heads into a canoe and the rest will be down off that roof and assuming the position before you can say 'who's next?'
I know I always found them so!
According to the radio news, a bunch of crapheads had gotten onto the roof of one of the wings.
Why all the fuss getting them off?
Nothing that a little aggressive negotiating with a 30-06 won't sort in ten seconds!
Turn one of their heads into a canoe and the rest will be down off that roof and assuming the position before you can say 'who's next?'
Friday, May 25, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Another 'Yeah Right' idea
Compulsary Third-Party insurance- that's going to stop boy racers!
It's about as likely to succeed as sex education was in preventing teenage pregnancies!
Restricted and learners licences are also as effective as a fishnet condom.
Why?
The ones that are being targeted have zero regard for the law. The boy racer with the $30k custom car isn't going to rish having it taken. The wankers that buy an old soobaroo for a grand don't give a shit- they will just go and buy another. Or steal one.
So what chance thier insurance will be paid up? A number very close to or very actually zero.
Who will tke the inevitable shafting?
You guessed it! All of us who have insured our cars all along. WE will be paying the price for the uninsured, as the insurance companies won't be out of pocket.
ALREADY we carry the cost of the uninsured drivers. How many of my readers can tell a tale of being hit buy an ininsured cretin in a rusted out shitbox?
Mine was a classic.
I was hit by a wanker drunk and speeding, while he was driving on the wrong side of the road around a blind corner. 'His' car had been brought on finance by a girlfriend a few months earlier. Of course they had cancelled the mandatory insurance policy on a vehicle on finance straight after getting the car.
My old Toyota had a market value of $2500, so I only had third party insurance on it. Of course he had none, as I explained above.
I didn't even realise that my policy had a payout of up to $5k on a no-fault crash. I had no end of supporting evidence from the police that I was entirely blameless and AMI paid out without hesitation- I didn't even ask, not realising I was covered- they offered a payout without a single prompt!
All kudos to AMI insurance! One hears so many insurance horror stories, but I could not fault the way they acted!
Hopefully they are in the queue to have a piece of this craphead, along with the finance company they cheated and the Ministry of Justice.
I would like to see the periodic detention system reworked for these persistant offenders. When not working they spend their time inside the wire in a no-frills Sherrif Joe type camp!
They can watch the cars as they clean up the roasides in chains!
It's about as likely to succeed as sex education was in preventing teenage pregnancies!
Restricted and learners licences are also as effective as a fishnet condom.
Why?
The ones that are being targeted have zero regard for the law. The boy racer with the $30k custom car isn't going to rish having it taken. The wankers that buy an old soobaroo for a grand don't give a shit- they will just go and buy another. Or steal one.
So what chance thier insurance will be paid up? A number very close to or very actually zero.
Who will tke the inevitable shafting?
You guessed it! All of us who have insured our cars all along. WE will be paying the price for the uninsured, as the insurance companies won't be out of pocket.
ALREADY we carry the cost of the uninsured drivers. How many of my readers can tell a tale of being hit buy an ininsured cretin in a rusted out shitbox?
Mine was a classic.
I was hit by a wanker drunk and speeding, while he was driving on the wrong side of the road around a blind corner. 'His' car had been brought on finance by a girlfriend a few months earlier. Of course they had cancelled the mandatory insurance policy on a vehicle on finance straight after getting the car.
My old Toyota had a market value of $2500, so I only had third party insurance on it. Of course he had none, as I explained above.
I didn't even realise that my policy had a payout of up to $5k on a no-fault crash. I had no end of supporting evidence from the police that I was entirely blameless and AMI paid out without hesitation- I didn't even ask, not realising I was covered- they offered a payout without a single prompt!
All kudos to AMI insurance! One hears so many insurance horror stories, but I could not fault the way they acted!
Hopefully they are in the queue to have a piece of this craphead, along with the finance company they cheated and the Ministry of Justice.
I would like to see the periodic detention system reworked for these persistant offenders. When not working they spend their time inside the wire in a no-frills Sherrif Joe type camp!
They can watch the cars as they clean up the roasides in chains!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
What can I say 'Sod Off' to today?
I didn't have to look too hard
Here is a good one -Auckland 'needing' $300 million for a conference center. Just like my young'uns saying that they 'need' a chocolate biscuit. Except I don't expect all of NZ to chip in for the biscuit!
AS always, the answer is simple.
If this is such a great proposition put your own cash up front, form a company and raise the money by loans and shares.
LIKE ANY OTHER FRIGGIN BUSINESS!
Otherwise- 'Sex & Travel'
Here is a good one -Auckland 'needing' $300 million for a conference center. Just like my young'uns saying that they 'need' a chocolate biscuit. Except I don't expect all of NZ to chip in for the biscuit!
AS always, the answer is simple.
If this is such a great proposition put your own cash up front, form a company and raise the money by loans and shares.
LIKE ANY OTHER FRIGGIN BUSINESS!
Otherwise- 'Sex & Travel'
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Got a good alibi?
A truck load of logs has gone walkabouts
I wonder who would want a truckload of large logs?- what could you possibly use them for!
Monday, May 21, 2007
Boy Racer Repellent
It would work better than a new host of laws and regulations that will no doubt prove toothless.Like the laws already on the books.
But then a bunch of mayors wouldn't get a junket...
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Another oxygen thief that needed a rope years ago!
What's wrong with this story?
Was it that he should have been hung by the neck until dead as last weeks mutton?
He should have been, but that's not it.
What's wrong is that this murder should never have happened
Here is some of his prior record- so what the hell was he doing out of prison! EIGHT convictions for assaults against woman and children. This worthless POS should have been labouring breaking rocks in the heat of summer and cold of winter until well into the next decade for what he has ALREADY done.
What was he doing out and who let him loose?
FFS, if us parents are to be punished for smacking kids- what should a prick like this have gotten for banging women and kids about?
Was it that he should have been hung by the neck until dead as last weeks mutton?
He should have been, but that's not it.
What's wrong is that this murder should never have happened
Here is some of his prior record- so what the hell was he doing out of prison! EIGHT convictions for assaults against woman and children. This worthless POS should have been labouring breaking rocks in the heat of summer and cold of winter until well into the next decade for what he has ALREADY done.
What was he doing out and who let him loose?
FFS, if us parents are to be punished for smacking kids- what should a prick like this have gotten for banging women and kids about?
Friday, May 18, 2007
A project almost completed!
I will have my books in print next week- the first were partially done today and just needed the covers put on and trimming done.
But for the first time, I got to see actual books- not a pile of A4 or a CD-ROM!
It was a real hit to see the words I have seen so often on a screen, on paper!
But for the first time, I got to see actual books- not a pile of A4 or a CD-ROM!
It was a real hit to see the words I have seen so often on a screen, on paper!
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Squeal like a piggy!
One more reason to punch a liarbour voter in the face Here:
Will no-one rid me of this turbulent minister?
Will no-one rid me of this turbulent minister?
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Are you cretins ready for some real pain?
Get prepared for a real shafting now!
Of course, this probably won't apply to the readers of this blog. You were the ones who fought the great Leftist plot.
Maybe I have been a bit hard refering to the general population as cretins. 83% don't want this law.
But you voted in the slime that allowed it...
Of course, this probably won't apply to the readers of this blog. You were the ones who fought the great Leftist plot.
Maybe I have been a bit hard refering to the general population as cretins. 83% don't want this law.
But you voted in the slime that allowed it...
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Let them use their drug money on houses!
Don't rent houses to gangs!
This is the sort of thing that happens when you do.
I propose that all Housing Corp. properties (the one US taxpayers own!) have an exclusion on gang members or associates. After all- they just aren't good tenants.
Let the scum use their drug money to buy houses that they can then treat with the contemt they show towards eveything and everybody else.
Giving them cheap housing and benefit money is like feeding rabid pigeons!
This is the sort of thing that happens when you do.
I propose that all Housing Corp. properties (the one US taxpayers own!) have an exclusion on gang members or associates. After all- they just aren't good tenants.
Let the scum use their drug money to buy houses that they can then treat with the contemt they show towards eveything and everybody else.
Giving them cheap housing and benefit money is like feeding rabid pigeons!
Monday, May 14, 2007
An informal poll
Who has ever:
Looked at a porno mag
Seen a porno movie
Been in a fight
Had a bonk with someone of questionable character.
Taken an illicit substance
Gotten so drunk they passed out/fell down/ couldn't remember the details of the previous night
Taken a pen from work
Taken any form of office stationary from work
Exceeded the speed limit
had a parking meter run out but not gotten a ticket.
Used the hose on the wrong day
Dropped litter
Smacked a child
Drunk alcohol whilst under 18
Pissed in a swimming pool.
Thought so...
98% and two liars...
Update:
So what was that about?
Just pointing out how easy it is to become an enemy of the state.
At the moment, people are being villified in the media for dunbass crap like this!
Looked at a porno mag
Seen a porno movie
Been in a fight
Had a bonk with someone of questionable character.
Taken an illicit substance
Gotten so drunk they passed out/fell down/ couldn't remember the details of the previous night
Taken a pen from work
Taken any form of office stationary from work
Exceeded the speed limit
had a parking meter run out but not gotten a ticket.
Used the hose on the wrong day
Dropped litter
Smacked a child
Drunk alcohol whilst under 18
Pissed in a swimming pool.
Thought so...
98% and two liars...
Update:
So what was that about?
Just pointing out how easy it is to become an enemy of the state.
At the moment, people are being villified in the media for dunbass crap like this!
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Light the blue touch paper and stand well clear!
Now he's done it!
-or has he?
I'm picking the powers that be will ignore it and hope that it will go away.
It probably will, as most NZr's have the attention span of an ADD goldfish.
If not, he may be bunking with Tim Selwyn!
-or has he?
I'm picking the powers that be will ignore it and hope that it will go away.
It probably will, as most NZr's have the attention span of an ADD goldfish.
If not, he may be bunking with Tim Selwyn!
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Clay target day
After my dismal score today, I have decided I need to upgrade to the above gun!
or I could buy the new glasses I have needed for a couple of years...
Friday, May 11, 2007
An observation on NZ'rs
I have often noted that its the small and some would say- insignificant thing that get us riled up.
The latest example would be the Subway incident. The rights or wrongs of that aside, we are getting more steamed up over that than a govermnent that constantly steals, rorts or extorts from us. Go figure!
We get rioting in the streets over a rugby tour, but bugger-all over a government that strip-mines the taxpayers and criminalises nearly all of us in some way.
Somebody shoots a duck with a arrow or kicks a kitten to death and it gets as much or more press than children beaten to death. We have TV programes dedicated to the SPCA prosecuting animal cruelty cases, yet kids are permitted to live in drug labs with parents not fit to raise cockroaches!
There is a long overdue reality check awaiting...
The latest example would be the Subway incident. The rights or wrongs of that aside, we are getting more steamed up over that than a govermnent that constantly steals, rorts or extorts from us. Go figure!
We get rioting in the streets over a rugby tour, but bugger-all over a government that strip-mines the taxpayers and criminalises nearly all of us in some way.
Somebody shoots a duck with a arrow or kicks a kitten to death and it gets as much or more press than children beaten to death. We have TV programes dedicated to the SPCA prosecuting animal cruelty cases, yet kids are permitted to live in drug labs with parents not fit to raise cockroaches!
There is a long overdue reality check awaiting...
Thursday, May 10, 2007
CYFS- why don't you just shoot them?
Yet another child dies in CYFS 'Care'
What's the body count now?
How many have your 'caregivers' killed off now?
The whole outfit needs to be scrapped. We were better off with the church running orphanages and thats saying a lot!
What's the body count now?
How many have your 'caregivers' killed off now?
The whole outfit needs to be scrapped. We were better off with the church running orphanages and thats saying a lot!
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Is taxpayer Tv being run by girls?
It is playing in the background - the last couple of hours have been all about cleaning dirty houses, cleaning up your act, tarts and metrosexual nacnys playing doctors and nurses.
This has not gone unnoticed by others!
And let's not even go there on the subject of the goddamn 'public safety messages'
(where these weinie stations get their tax money by stealth)
Feck- now it's bloody cooking!
This has not gone unnoticed by others!
And let's not even go there on the subject of the goddamn 'public safety messages'
(where these weinie stations get their tax money by stealth)
Feck- now it's bloody cooking!
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Battling the pathetic
I have jumped into the Subway War
Why?
Because after reading all I can find on this case, I have come to the conclusion that the management that blew up this storm in a teacup need a good kicking.
They need a good kicking for wasting our tax money for involving the police!
The whole thing SHOULD have been settles with a quiet 'don't do it again' verbal waring- IF it was such a big deal.
David Farrar's analogy of the pocketed office pen is about right.
Anyone who would involve the police over such an incident is so anal they are 90% arsehole!
Why?
Because after reading all I can find on this case, I have come to the conclusion that the management that blew up this storm in a teacup need a good kicking.
They need a good kicking for wasting our tax money for involving the police!
The whole thing SHOULD have been settles with a quiet 'don't do it again' verbal waring- IF it was such a big deal.
David Farrar's analogy of the pocketed office pen is about right.
Anyone who would involve the police over such an incident is so anal they are 90% arsehole!
A more creative Death Penalty
It's been a hot topic these last few days.
I'm not talking about on the blogs and newsgroups or even the antique media here.
This is being talked about everywhere in NZ.
What to do with shitheads that choose to live outside the law. The useless, gutless wankers that can only get by in a gang, with a bunch of tribal-minded knuckle-dragging cretins.
The answer, as usual is simple and one widely spoken out there!
They want to play the hard man warrior- let them. Secure a large paddock, supply them with axes, machettes, spears & clubs and let them have at each other.
No rules, no time limit, no rescue.
Then shoot the last one standing.
I'm not talking about on the blogs and newsgroups or even the antique media here.
This is being talked about everywhere in NZ.
What to do with shitheads that choose to live outside the law. The useless, gutless wankers that can only get by in a gang, with a bunch of tribal-minded knuckle-dragging cretins.
The answer, as usual is simple and one widely spoken out there!
They want to play the hard man warrior- let them. Secure a large paddock, supply them with axes, machettes, spears & clubs and let them have at each other.
No rules, no time limit, no rescue.
Then shoot the last one standing.
Monday, May 07, 2007
Trivia
Today I discovered that you can buy chocolate flavoured/scented rat poison!
I guess rats like chocolate too, but I'm suprised that some nannying agency hasn't gotten onto this (Who will think of the children!) and tried to outlaw it.
Hell- a blind person might get into the very tightly sealed container and scoff the lot!
or some evil deviant may hand it out at halloween!
And nowhere a warning label to tell me not to eat the chocolate-smelling poison!
Let's see what the rats think!
I guess rats like chocolate too, but I'm suprised that some nannying agency hasn't gotten onto this (Who will think of the children!) and tried to outlaw it.
Hell- a blind person might get into the very tightly sealed container and scoff the lot!
or some evil deviant may hand it out at halloween!
And nowhere a warning label to tell me not to eat the chocolate-smelling poison!
Let's see what the rats think!
Saturday, May 05, 2007
A new player in politices
Who's blog is here:
Should win hands down againt the likes of that dozy ninny Sleep (who is currently whining about yoof rates in the local birdcage liner)
Should win hands down againt the likes of that dozy ninny Sleep (who is currently whining about yoof rates in the local birdcage liner)
Things NOT do do #3768
Buy a five year-old boy a very large & expensive Transformer!
Unless, that is- you
1- don't mind all day switching this very complicated gadget from truck to battle robot!
2- are prepared to spend all day changing his weaponry
3- can re-attach bits that come off
4- break up fighting over posession of same toy
5- like hearing the whole history of the Transforer collection repeated on a continuous loop
6- mind having the Transformer DVD resurrected and played endlessly
7- can make sense of the cryptic 28 step instructions- see point #1
8- have the patience of three saints on prozac
Unless, that is- you
1- don't mind all day switching this very complicated gadget from truck to battle robot!
2- are prepared to spend all day changing his weaponry
3- can re-attach bits that come off
4- break up fighting over posession of same toy
5- like hearing the whole history of the Transforer collection repeated on a continuous loop
6- mind having the Transformer DVD resurrected and played endlessly
7- can make sense of the cryptic 28 step instructions- see point #1
8- have the patience of three saints on prozac
Friday, May 04, 2007
Pit Bulls
The wife has been delivering phone books for a school fundraiser.
There was one property she could not deliver to- they had a pit bull that kept try to get her as she tried to reach over to the letterbox.
She has asked me to deliver it for her.
I told her to throw the friggin' phonebook over the fence and if the dog eats it- tough shit!
Maybe I should season the phonebook with 1080...
There was one property she could not deliver to- they had a pit bull that kept try to get her as she tried to reach over to the letterbox.
She has asked me to deliver it for her.
I told her to throw the friggin' phonebook over the fence and if the dog eats it- tough shit!
Maybe I should season the phonebook with 1080...
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Hullen's new bitch
* Smurfette* Key has just declined to deliver a terminal kicking to the opposition when they were down!That's why Helen is smiling, without the aid of an airbrush- she just acquired a new poodle!
Now we see Liarbour-lite in their true colours- like the lillac tie, they are pink, with a hint of blue.
The Prime Objective- get into power at all costs. This could mean what was thought unthinkable- a Liarbour-Natsocialist alliance!
Be afraid- very afraid!
*Smurf- a blue skin over pink & red insides
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Burn the Witch!
or warlock- whatever it is!
On the radio today I heard the evil one admit that 'Families are struggling'
No shit, when we all get taxed every which way.
Quote:"I think that's terrible for families, because as we know Working for Families extends to about 70 per cent of families with children. That tax cut for them is very badly needed
Hat Tip- Whaleoil
So WFF is a tax cut now?
Anyway- why not have a taxfree threshold in income- say $the first 20k?- as they do in many places across the world. Dump WFF. Without the army of laborite drones to administer it, there would be more brass to go back to were it belongs- in the pockets of those who EARNED it!
But then the evil rich would get something out of it!- can't have that!
So sorry folk- you will just have to keep struggling , to ensure the rich can't have a better model of Beemer!
Remember- they made us do it to you!
On the radio today I heard the evil one admit that 'Families are struggling'
No shit, when we all get taxed every which way.
Quote:"I think that's terrible for families, because as we know Working for Families extends to about 70 per cent of families with children. That tax cut for them is very badly needed
Hat Tip- Whaleoil
So WFF is a tax cut now?
Anyway- why not have a taxfree threshold in income- say $the first 20k?- as they do in many places across the world. Dump WFF. Without the army of laborite drones to administer it, there would be more brass to go back to were it belongs- in the pockets of those who EARNED it!
But then the evil rich would get something out of it!- can't have that!
So sorry folk- you will just have to keep struggling , to ensure the rich can't have a better model of Beemer!
Remember- they made us do it to you!
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