Attitude adjustment

Is when you mention to the rental agent that you own property and are looking to buy....

It's true

They say that three moves is the same as a house fire.

I'm thinking I would prefer the house fire.

Preferably with the house full of rental agents....

A new home

Not bad up here in the far north. It would be paradise if we were allowed to shoot the poor, the idle and the criminals. But then, so would everywhere...

If the US falls, we all go with them.

Cleaning the Augean stables

Hercules got off easy.

He COULD have had to pack my house up for a move...

I know how he feels

They haven't blown it up yet, but it's well on the way to being ruled by damn dirty apes...