Who has ever:
Looked at a porno mag
Seen a porno movie
Been in a fight
Had a bonk with someone of questionable character.
Taken an illicit substance
Gotten so drunk they passed out/fell down/ couldn't remember the details of the previous night
Taken a pen from work
Taken any form of office stationary from work
Exceeded the speed limit
had a parking meter run out but not gotten a ticket.
Used the hose on the wrong day
Dropped litter
Smacked a child
Drunk alcohol whilst under 18
Pissed in a swimming pool.
Thought so...
98% and two liars...
Update:
So what was that about?
Just pointing out how easy it is to become an enemy of the state.
At the moment, people are being villified in the media for dunbass crap like this!
14 comments:
Let me guess - the two liars are called Helen and Michael...
Yes, all the above, and I must use this forum to cleanse my soul, I once drove on my Carless Day.
Gasp! A carless day violater!!
I don't think I've ever smacked a kid as an adult, but that is probably only because I don't have any of my own.
Otherwise...
;o)>
6 of those I haven't done (I don't drive for a start). Oh well ...
I'm confident I never pissed in a swimming pool, I'm sure I have always remembered the previous night - probably sometimes regretted it - but hey! Maybe I dont remember waking up and forgetting it! [Hang on a minute, I'm getting confused..... or forgetful....or something.....]
Used the hose on the worng day
Smacked a child
Otherwise all the rest - some of it have done more than once and planning to do it again.
7/16 just to prove I live in the real world.
...now to pay that speeding ticket
All except the porn movie? But I know there were porn movies playing at a 21st I went to...but I was so pissed and stoned I can't remember if I watched any.
I have done all of those except for smacking a child, and using the hose on the wrong day. But I never check what days I may use the hose, so I may or may not have broken that rule.
Yes to all except #'s 5, 10, 11 & 13, may need to do 13 in the near future though.....
"may need to do 13 in the near future though....."
Why would you need to drop litter??
you might want to try counting again mark, 13 is Smacked a child.
By jove, you're right, and apologies, anon. I guess I better take my shoes off and use my toes as well next time. Do us a favor, next time, Oswald and number them for us?
Thanks in advance.
1 Looked at a porno mag
2 Seen a porno movie
3 Been in a fight
4 Had a bonk with someone of
questionable character.
5 Taken an illicit substance
6 Gotten so drunk they passed out/fell down/ couldn't remember the details of the previous night
7 Taken a pen from work
8 Taken any form of office stationary from work
9 Exceeded the speed limit
10 had a parking meter run out but not gotten a ticket.
11 Used the hose on the wrong day
12 Dropped litter
13 Smacked a child
14 Drunk alcohol whilst under 18
15 Pissed in a swimming pool.
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