Saturday, August 31, 2013


Two words:

Screw them.

We have all seen how the crapheads in these parts of the world react to the West's (misguided) efforts to help them out of the shit they got themselves into.

Leave them to their own miseries. We will get zero thanks for interfering.

The only military action I would support is containing these mad dog states within their own borders.

The whole damned lot are not worth the life of one western serviceman.

Monday, August 26, 2013


'The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it.

Doubly so in the workplace. Actually, it's been less of a 'choking the living shit out of some asshole' day and more of a 'hacking some asshole into cat food with a broadsword' day...

Monday, August 19, 2013

A shift in direction

It seems tourism has changed its 'Clean and Green image and is now using 'Green for Queens'

Anything to make a buck, I suppose.

New Zealand- the Las Vegas of the queer world...

Friday, August 16, 2013

Book reviews

About one in a thousand of those who download a FREE book see fit to leave a review.

That would be OK of it wasn't for the fact that the ones who have found it not to their taste HAVE to pass judgement.

In every case, the comments prove they have extremely limited powers of comprehension and in most cases openly admit they did not finish- or indeed get partway through the book.

Perhaps they should stick to 'graphic novels' [gags]

Heaven forbid that the story should challenge their intellect (such as it is) or prove a little difficult to follow (Say, by reading the heading to see who is currently narrating)

The adventures of Spongebob should not vex them so....

(after the crap review, my downloads went up by a factor of 10)

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Snouts ALL firmly in the trough

"MPs on all sides are joining forces to defend the right to set their own unlimited travel perks - despite a Government promise to transfer them to an independent body.
Prime Minister John Key pledged three years ago that the Government would strip MPs of the power to set their own perks. It introduced a bill last year to change the system, under which Parliament's Speaker determines the widely criticised allowances that give MPs unlimited free travel within New Zealand.
However, MPs on the government administration select committee have gutted the Members of Parliament (Remuneration and Services) Bill - and returned control of travel and accommodation perks to the Speaker. The U-turn has received cross-party support..."
They were about as likely to vote their perks curtailed, as a Frenchman who lives next door to a brothel is to move house!

Friday, August 09, 2013

Holy Crap

A judge takes the circumstances into account and arrives at a fair verdict!

"A highly experienced judge took mercy on a drink driver today after being told "the worst story I've ever heard in court"..."

Tuesday, August 06, 2013


"A 17-year-old accused of a violent incident which resulted in the death of a homeless man in Auckland was on bail for other charges.
The accused is charged with wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm to Edwin Linder, 42. Linder died in Auckland Hospital on Saturday after a violent incident in Mills Lane in the city centre on Wednesday night.
The teen's name and details of the alleged offence are suppressed. But it can be revealed he was on bail from the Tauranga District Court for unrelated theft and breach of bail charges..."

YET again.
Time to start penalizing judges that screw up. Hell, the rest of us have consequences when we get it wrong at work.
I'm thinking they should get some quality time in the same cell as the scrote they let loose on the public. 

A few nights in a high medium wing would give them a little attitude adjustment...

Sunday, August 04, 2013

Bullshit news

"Tough economic times are continuing to bite Kiwi families with cash-strapped mums and dads having to lay-by lollies for their kids' birthday parties.
Manukau-based Bits N Bites offers the service so parents can plan ahead and not be left so short of cash they can't afford the treats..."

Pull the other one! Can't afford sweeties for the kids?
Make them.
What does a bag of sugar cost? Fudge and toffee are dead easy to make at home- I used to make them as a kid.


This is just wrong!

WTF were they thinking...

Saturday, August 03, 2013


"The South African migrant who was told he was ''too fat'' to live in New Zealand has been ''hurt and disheartened'' by the nasty reaction of many New Zealanders to his plight.
Albert Buitenhuis and his wife, Marthie, have lived and worked in Christchurch for  six years but are now facing deportation.
Immigration New Zealand (INZ) has denied the couple visas because, along with a knee condition, Albert's obesity is too much of a potential strain on the country's health system..." (bold mine)
I go past the local WINZ (or their latest incarnation) office most days and see plenty of bloated slugs that make him look like friggin' Tinkerbell!
If we expelled ALL the obese immigrants, half the bloody Pacific islands would sink!