Monday, May 14, 2007

An informal poll

Who has ever:

Looked at a porno mag
Seen a porno movie
Been in a fight
Had a bonk with someone of questionable character.
Taken an illicit substance
Gotten so drunk they passed out/fell down/ couldn't remember the details of the previous night
Taken a pen from work
Taken any form of office stationary from work
Exceeded the speed limit
had a parking meter run out but not gotten a ticket.
Used the hose on the wrong day
Dropped litter
Smacked a child
Drunk alcohol whilst under 18
Pissed in a swimming pool.




Thought so...

98% and two liars...

Update:

So what was that about?

Just pointing out how easy it is to become an enemy of the state.

At the moment, people are being villified in the media for dunbass crap like this!

14 comments:

PM of NZ said...

Let me guess - the two liars are called Helen and Michael...

Rational Party Reptile said...

Yes, all the above, and I must use this forum to cleanse my soul, I once drove on my Carless Day.

KG said...

Gasp! A carless day violater!!

Mark said...

I don't think I've ever smacked a kid as an adult, but that is probably only because I don't have any of my own.

Otherwise...

;o)>

Anonymous said...

6 of those I haven't done (I don't drive for a start). Oh well ...

Ash said...

I'm confident I never pissed in a swimming pool, I'm sure I have always remembered the previous night - probably sometimes regretted it - but hey! Maybe I dont remember waking up and forgetting it! [Hang on a minute, I'm getting confused..... or forgetful....or something.....]

Anonymous said...

Used the hose on the worng day
Smacked a child

Otherwise all the rest - some of it have done more than once and planning to do it again.

sweetpea said...

7/16 just to prove I live in the real world.


...now to pay that speeding ticket

Anonymous said...

All except the porn movie? But I know there were porn movies playing at a 21st I went to...but I was so pissed and stoned I can't remember if I watched any.

Caprox said...

I have done all of those except for smacking a child, and using the hose on the wrong day. But I never check what days I may use the hose, so I may or may not have broken that rule.

Leonidas said...

Yes to all except #'s 5, 10, 11 & 13, may need to do 13 in the near future though.....

Mark said...

"may need to do 13 in the near future though....."

Why would you need to drop litter??

Anonymous said...

you might want to try counting again mark, 13 is Smacked a child.

Mark said...

By jove, you're right, and apologies, anon. I guess I better take my shoes off and use my toes as well next time. Do us a favor, next time, Oswald and number them for us?

Thanks in advance.

1 Looked at a porno mag

2 Seen a porno movie

3 Been in a fight

4 Had a bonk with someone of
questionable character.

5 Taken an illicit substance

6 Gotten so drunk they passed out/fell down/ couldn't remember the details of the previous night

7 Taken a pen from work

8 Taken any form of office stationary from work

9 Exceeded the speed limit

10 had a parking meter run out but not gotten a ticket.

11 Used the hose on the wrong day

12 Dropped litter

13 Smacked a child

14 Drunk alcohol whilst under 18

15 Pissed in a swimming pool.