My opinions on matters of the day that, generally, have pissed me off.
Being described as a 'Surly Curmudgeon', by those who meet me on a good day, I have a poor regard for the human species.
This is my place for my free speech- not bloody yours. Crap under your own rock.
Friday, May 09, 2008
News flash
A man has been found dead in central Wellington. Apparently, death was the result of having a whole packet of Weetbix pushed up his rectum!
6 comments:
The man belongs in a sanitarium.
Obviously this particular cereal killer is the one with added nuts. Perhaps sanitarium have released a fruit loop range now.
Yeah i know, my attempt was rather lame.
Made his coco pop for sure.
I was wondering how the police knew the exact cause of death. Detective Watson called in the Coroner who investigated and declared:
"Alimentary, my Dear Watson", he said.
I think tha'ts enough!
:-))
A fruit break in you say?
A lemon entry my dear Watson.
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