Friday, May 09, 2008

News flash

A man has been found dead in central Wellington. Apparently, death was the result of having a whole packet of Weetbix pushed up his rectum!






























Police are looking for a cereal killer...

6 comments:

ZenTiger said...

The man belongs in a sanitarium.

MK said...

Obviously this particular cereal killer is the one with added nuts. Perhaps sanitarium have released a fruit loop range now.

Yeah i know, my attempt was rather lame.

Murray said...

Made his coco pop for sure.

ZenTiger said...

I was wondering how the police knew the exact cause of death. Detective Watson called in the Coroner who investigated and declared:

"Alimentary, my Dear Watson", he said.

Oswald Bastable said...

I think tha'ts enough!

:-))

Murray said...

A fruit break in you say?

A lemon entry my dear Watson.