Thursday, May 08, 2008

Negotiating with children

"Time for bed"

"I'm still hungry"

"Eat your dinner"

"Time for bed"

"What if I don't go to bed?"

"You get egg sandwiches for lunch"

Pause.

"If you go to bed- you get to choose what you get for sandwiches"

"Peanut butter & jam"

"Done"

Negotiations concluded.

Fuck you, Sue Bradford!!!!

4 comments:

Murray said...

HERRASY!!!!!

MK said...

Nothing like a bit of carrot and stick eh.

KG said...

Bugger the carrot--get a bigger stick!

Anonymous said...

Sorry...peanuts not allowed in schools.