Thursday, March 13, 2008

Cleanout day


Today I'm sitting at home drinking Klean-Prep (It doesn't say I CAN'T flavor it with Tequila!)

Not eating is a drag and that continues until Friday night.

The nasty part of colonic cleaning hasn't started yet, but that can't be too far away.

Tomorrow it's time to meet the Anal Intruder. I hope the medication is good- I want total sensory deprivation AND backup drugs!

13 comments:

Whaleoil said...

I think they call that device an "Innuendo" in Italian.

Murray said...

You have an appointment with David Benson-Poop?

Ash said...

Amazing the advances in medical techology!

Whatever happened to the wire brush and dettol?

TouchStone said...

Only if I'm in a coma......

Barnsley Bill said...

I hope you get flowers, and i would insist on a call in the morning.
Good luck Oswald.

mawm said...

Dr's Ben Doun and Phil McCavity.

Oswald Bastable said...

That's all over.

Now I know why people who get pleasure from having their ringpieces fiddled with are known as 'Queer!'

I can't remember the camera down the throat, but I was awake for the other. Quite uncomfortable when they inflate the gut, but otherwise- the preparation was thew worst part.

For some strange reason I now want to redecorate the house and buy a new wardrobe...

Annie Fox! said...

God and I thought a bone marrow biopsy was bad enough. Mind you, the last biopsy they gave me was administered with an amazing drug that made the room spin and me to hiccup - don't normally like these sensations, but this was good :o)

Hope they give you the same - best of luck.

Oswald Bastable said...

Try a Myeolgram with no drugs!

THAT is serious pain!

Murray said...

I've had Cullenitis for 8 years does that count?

Oswald Bastable said...

Ash- as one who knows the wire brush & Dettol story.

I got bumped to first in the queue- you need to get the wire brush & dettol FIRST!

Ash said...

LOL
You mean, your ambition is not to return to duty and serve your Queen & Country?

Oswald Bastable said...

Just to get the wire brush and dettol FIRST!