My opinions on matters of the day that, generally, have pissed me off.
Being described as a 'Surly Curmudgeon', by those who meet me on a good day, I have a poor regard for the human species.
This is my place for my free speech- not bloody yours. Crap under your own rock.
Friday, January 25, 2008
On the way out...
Please leave the state in the toilet in which you would wish to find it.
shit.......... Pun unintended, i hope you have got "modern man" about the problem and got an industrial quantity of aloe vera infused wet wipes in the freezer. Is that the toilet from trainspotting?
I saw it in a flat in Palmy once. Hang on, I remember now. The tenants removed the toilet and crapped through a hole in the floor. Neighbours were complaining about the smell. The tenants had been through the orientation program at Mangere as well.
Please leave the state in the toilet in which you would wish to find it.
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Too obscure for me OB?
I have had the squirts for 31 days.
Which has nothing to do with the post below other than a potty reference.
shit..........
Pun unintended, i hope you have got "modern man" about the problem and got an industrial quantity of aloe vera infused wet wipes in the freezer.
Is that the toilet from trainspotting?
Is that the toilet from trainspotting?
No, I believe I recognise it from my workplace when I was an apprentice all those years ago............
It looks like a place I went to in Papakura once.
Thought of you the other day, Oz _ we got the toddler a blow up paddling pool for Christmas and she did number twos in it.
Lovely.
Do you take a dump in here or in your full-body biological warfare protection suit?
Decisions. Decisions...
I've seen its like at a Uganda hotel. The shit in, on and around it was three feet high in places.
This is what happens when the barbarians get through the gates.
I saw it in a flat in Palmy once. Hang on, I remember now. The tenants removed the toilet and crapped through a hole in the floor. Neighbours were complaining about the smell. The tenants had been through the orientation program at Mangere as well.
Brian Smaller
Looks like a toilet I saw in an Aboriginal community once...in fact it looks like a lot of toilets I've seen in homes in Aboriginal communities.
Oh heavens, just throw a grenade in there and cover yer ears.
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