Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Q- Why do you spend hours in the heat of summer cutting firewood?
A- So my wife and kids don't go cold in the winter, you dumbfuck!
Q- But why do it at the hottest time of year?
A- Because the wood is dry now and that is easiest on the saw- and the fucker on the saw.
Q Why don't you just fit a heat pump?
A- Are you incapable of working basic mathematics or do you work for the fucking government?