Sunday, January 23, 2011

2012 explained

I bet that centuries ago, there was a dialog that went something like this:

'Finished, boss.'

'About bloody time- in my day we would have finished that order before we got our morning cocoa... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?'

'The calender you asked for, boss.'

'IDIOT!!!- I said 20...12...year...calenders- and THAT is on the slab ordered for the front of the bloody temple!!!'

'Sorry Boss!'

'Just fill the rest up with jaguar gods and I'll act like this was what was meant to be on it. Bloody priests don't know if they are Arthur or Martha!'

'OK, Boss.'

'Still- if they buy it and it goes on the front of the new temple, everyone is going to want one...'

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