Sunday Funnies

One of my readers sent this in:


The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the
mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had
been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping
against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again
shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep
within the mine, singing,'Vote for  Winston Peters - Vote for Winston Peters

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey
is still alive.