hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job
it was to fertilize the eggs.
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought
a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.
too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would
run for cover.
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
when they weren't paying attention.