Deep Heat ain't worth mentioning and Tiger Balm is for Nancy boys! This stuff is really GOOD!
In a world full of product hyperbole, Weleda HEAT rub is an understatement.
While the label indicates a list of herbal nasties, I somehow think they left out a few of the ingredients- such as hydrazine, nuclear waste, fuming red nitric acid and Kaitaia Fire!
"...Apply once daily, or as directed by your practitioner. Use sparingly until you are used to the heat.
Warnings: For external use only. Wash hands thoroughly after use, and avoid contact with broken skin, mucous membranes and eyes. Not recommended for children..."
They also should mention double-gloving and wrapping the anointed part least the goo get elsewhere- heaven forbid on a pink part! Or even worse- on somebody near & dear's pink parts!
About once a year I get some minor sprain and get the tube out- this stuff is magic!
2 comments:
and don't go for a pee afterwards.
Ever.
Come on Oswald, it's not that hot! Toughen up!!
=)
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