Sunday, June 10, 2007

Try THIS Hilton!

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!

Sympathy- its in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'

9 comments:

Andrei said...

Why is this news?

Because she's a spoilt little bratlet?

Leonidas said...

HA AH HE HE HA HA HE HE HEHEHEHEHEH. It's called character building, Innit?.

Oswald Bastable said...

heh!

Prison's not as hard as doing services basic training.

An its not like she will be in general population- at worst the sooky-laa-laa segregated wing for soft-cock busted lawyers and politicians

Mark said...

And she won't have to worry about getting dicked in the ass by one of those soft cocks...not that she seems to mind that sort of thing anyway.

barry said...

Oh you nasty big hairy brutes you!!

Poor Paris just wants fun with the reporters who always follow her around, and you all know that she always gives them sweet smiles and lots of copy.

I'll bet all you horrid smelly males have driven drunk many times too, and anyway Paris just wants to have her Mummy with her for protection from those nasty comments in all the papers. And I'll further bet that you buy those rags just to read about her. So there!

Mrs Smith said...

Don't be so horrid. I am going to be a rebel and feel sorry for Paris Hilton. If people hate her for her fame - they should blame only themselves. Demand creates supply. She's a victim of the celebrity market economy.

So there.

Mrs Smith said...

BTW - do you watch that SAS reality show thingy? I think it looks like fun. Bet I'd be great.

Oswald Bastable said...

Well, I would have done it, but maroon berets just aren't me!

Oswald Bastable said...

And being married, I have enough pain in my life...