Thursday, April 12, 2007

More wimp prison management

"Four teen inmates had to be talked down from the roof of Rimutaka Prison after they broke out of their cells - the second incident in the youth unit in a week..."


What a crock of shit!

Here is how to do it:

"Get off the friggin' roof NOW or a sniper turns your friggin' head into a canoe!"

The little red dot of a laser helps reinforce the message. Even moron inmates understand that- they spend enough time watching movie at our expense!

On the subject of movies in prisons- there appears to be no concern at all that they are flouting the copyright laws by hiring movies at the local video shop and showing them in what is a public screening. Remenber that boring warning that show at the start of a movie? Not for screening in PRISONS (a list of places not to show the videos is shown)

What does prison management have to say about that open flouting of the law?

Bugger all!


Cactus Kate said...

Agreed. Smoke out the fuckers.
I love your attempt to shut down one of the only prison perks available - outside DVD's.

Goof work.

Anonymous said...

Nah, just leave them up there, they will come down when they get hungry enough, or it starts to rain.

Seamonkey Madness said...

"Not for screening in PRISONS..."

Holy fuck - Bastable P.I. does it again!

Seriously, someone should get the press in on this. Its just the thing to apply more pressure to the Minister of Corrections.

As for Burton calling the shots in prison, how about we shoot another one of his legs off. Both arms to even things up and finally to finish things off, the head.

Unknown said...

Well I think experience is the only true teacher. To help Labour understand prison life we should lock the lying thieving bastards up for the duration.

They were happy enough to do it to a lot of us without due process for the last duration.