Thursday, April 19, 2007

The Final Solution!

BAN FIRE!
It is the cause of all evil today!
Surely the ban on fire will end all our woes- the gun cannot function without FIRE.
The sword cannot be forged without-FIRE
The Greenie wet dream- No fire, no carbon emissions!
No evil internal combustion engines! (That's C-A-R-S greenie retards!)
The evil cigarette cannot function!
Now at last we will all be SAFE!
Without FIRE we will be free from violence.
Oh wait- that was all a crock of shit....

11 comments:

Ash said...

All quite true Os
I would be a bit cool up here near the Southern Alps though.........

Oswald Bastable said...

Not so warm under the Rimutakas either!

Though I would supect the veggie-munchers would do it harder!

I can wear the skins of animals- and a raw cow is more digestable than a raw spud or lentil!

Murray said...

But how would Genetix clear her scrub... during a total fire ban?

MK said...

Bloody hell OB, don't give the greenies any ideas, as it is they want us crapping in a hole, they want our lightbulbs and cars and want us talking to trees.

You know they're mad enough to ban fire.

KG said...

They'll have to pry my lightbulbs from my cold, dead sockets.
Hang on--they will be cold, dead sockets......

llew said...

Is there a fire ban at present? I was thinking of a big fire over the weekend. I mean, I have a permit, but total ban trumps it.

Ash said...

No. Theres not. [provided you live near me]

llew said...

Where there's Ash, there's no fire ban, Obviously!

Cheers.

Murray said...

Boooo hiss!

Mrs Smith said...

Without fire, I could not light my cigarettes. Without regular nicotine top-ups, violence guaranteed.

Murray said...

I say we point her at the beehive and give her a nudge guys.