Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Sumo wrestling

Can there be a more pointless or revolting sport out there?

Two quivering mounds of blubber shoving each other, man-breasts jiggling.

It's not even interesting or exciting- getting shoved out of a circle after a minute of grunting and farting.

When you have a body like Fat Bastard's- please cover it up for the sake of humanity! Keep the goddamn kimono ON!

3 comments:

KG said...

People are no longer fat--they're "big" or 'comfortably sized' or victims of MacDonald's or..
Anything but fat bastards, gottit?
geez, Oswald, you'll never get a position on some guvmint committee at this rate.

Oswald Bastable said...

What brought that on?

Discovery Channel!

Oswald Bastable said...

That came on after the one on the Company H Iow Ijima assault (or why we nuked the bastards)that I was watching.

No state funds were used in the rubbishing of Sumo!