Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Modern Women

I'm sure they think that Washing, Ironing and Bonking are cities in China!

None of the above seem to be happening around here...

20 comments:

darren said...

That just leaves you with that other Chinese city.
Wanking

Mark said...

PMSL, Darren!!!

If you need wank material, i have it. In fact, I was called a "wank merchant" by a fellow blogger. I told him I was highly offended as I never charged a dime for it. Ever.

Murray said...

Is it just you two or is this a mass debate?

Oswald Bastable said...

The arrival of warmer weather has meant an end to the dreaded flannelette pajamas (one of the world's most effective means of contraception), so things are looking up...

Murray said...

We all rejoice at this turn of events.

Anonymous said...

Fan-fucking-tastic... I might be an uncle again soon!

KG said...

WTF is "fantastic" about it, Anon??
You're amazed that someone is fulfilling a perfectly normal biological function? Or is there an "Uncle Bonus" or something?

Oswald Bastable said...

That too, is not going to happen!

liberty through profit said...

sounds like you just need a better fire, or some more insulation. Flanelette PJs are good for nothing more than degreasing the engine block or polishing the shoes.
No one has tried to buy me PJs since I was 10 years old, because that is precisely what they were used for.

Anonymous said...

KG: Do I need to put little smiley faces beside to show I am happy. I thought being an uncle was automatically seen as a good thing... what kind of fucked up world do you livr in? Do yourself a favour, pull your head out your arse and smell the roses!

KG said...

Oh, ok then anonymous. So, being an uncle is "automatically a good thing".
Why?
More brats to snot all over restaurant tables, squeal and scream while the adults are talking, stick their little fingers into the DVD player and throw tantrums in the supermarket.
oh yeah, it's a Good Thing all right.
Oh, and it's difficult to smell the roses when some moron solo mum is changing a babie's nappy at the cafe table next door.

Anonymous said...

Make up your mind what you want to say, then tell it to someone who gives a shit.

KG said...
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KG said...

"then tell it to someone who gives a shit."
What makes you think anyone gives a shit that you "might be an uncle again soon"?
Not as though it's some amazing new trick you discovered, is it?

Oswald Bastable said...

I write a thousand word rant on a subject and get zero comments.

One quick throwaway line and I set off a shit fight!

Carry on!

Oswald Bastable said...

Lets clear up any possible confusion!

I never wear pyjamas, flannelette of otherwise!

Anonymous said...

Flannelette pjs and nighties are passion killers.

So why don't department stores stock nice (meaning with some sex appeal) mens night shirts any more?
Same could be said for sexy nighties.

Isn't sexy but comfortable nightware fashionable any more?

Anonymous said...

KG: Unlike you so fucking painfully obviously do, I didn't assume anyone gives a shit, other than maybe the author. Get a grip, or in your case: don't grip it so much.

Cactus Kate said...

With the advent of central heating and robes I do ask - what is the point to pyjamas?

Brian Smaller said...

Kate, one of those sexy little silk pj sets with the short shorts always looks good on a woman with a cute bod.