My opinions on matters of the day that, generally, have pissed me off.
Being described as a 'Surly Curmudgeon', by those who meet me on a good day, I have a poor regard for the human species.
This is my place for my free speech- not bloody yours. Crap under your own rock.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Modern Women
I'm sure they think that Washing, Ironing and Bonking are cities in China!
None of the above seem to be happening around here...
If you need wank material, i have it. In fact, I was called a "wank merchant" by a fellow blogger. I told him I was highly offended as I never charged a dime for it. Ever.
The arrival of warmer weather has meant an end to the dreaded flannelette pajamas (one of the world's most effective means of contraception), so things are looking up...
WTF is "fantastic" about it, Anon?? You're amazed that someone is fulfilling a perfectly normal biological function? Or is there an "Uncle Bonus" or something?
KG: Do I need to put little smiley faces beside to show I am happy. I thought being an uncle was automatically seen as a good thing... what kind of fucked up world do you livr in? Do yourself a favour, pull your head out your arse and smell the roses!
Oh, ok then anonymous. So, being an uncle is "automatically a good thing". Why? More brats to snot all over restaurant tables, squeal and scream while the adults are talking, stick their little fingers into the DVD player and throw tantrums in the supermarket. oh yeah, it's a Good Thing all right. Oh, and it's difficult to smell the roses when some moron solo mum is changing a babie's nappy at the cafe table next door.
"then tell it to someone who gives a shit." What makes you think anyone gives a shit that you "might be an uncle again soon"? Not as though it's some amazing new trick you discovered, is it?
KG: Unlike you so fucking painfully obviously do, I didn't assume anyone gives a shit, other than maybe the author. Get a grip, or in your case: don't grip it so much.
15 comments:
PMSL, Darren!!!
If you need wank material, i have it. In fact, I was called a "wank merchant" by a fellow blogger. I told him I was highly offended as I never charged a dime for it. Ever.
The arrival of warmer weather has meant an end to the dreaded flannelette pajamas (one of the world's most effective means of contraception), so things are looking up...
Fan-fucking-tastic... I might be an uncle again soon!
WTF is "fantastic" about it, Anon??
You're amazed that someone is fulfilling a perfectly normal biological function? Or is there an "Uncle Bonus" or something?
That too, is not going to happen!
KG: Do I need to put little smiley faces beside to show I am happy. I thought being an uncle was automatically seen as a good thing... what kind of fucked up world do you livr in? Do yourself a favour, pull your head out your arse and smell the roses!
Oh, ok then anonymous. So, being an uncle is "automatically a good thing".
Why?
More brats to snot all over restaurant tables, squeal and scream while the adults are talking, stick their little fingers into the DVD player and throw tantrums in the supermarket.
oh yeah, it's a Good Thing all right.
Oh, and it's difficult to smell the roses when some moron solo mum is changing a babie's nappy at the cafe table next door.
Make up your mind what you want to say, then tell it to someone who gives a shit.
"then tell it to someone who gives a shit."
What makes you think anyone gives a shit that you "might be an uncle again soon"?
Not as though it's some amazing new trick you discovered, is it?
I write a thousand word rant on a subject and get zero comments.
One quick throwaway line and I set off a shit fight!
Carry on!
Lets clear up any possible confusion!
I never wear pyjamas, flannelette of otherwise!
Flannelette pjs and nighties are passion killers.
So why don't department stores stock nice (meaning with some sex appeal) mens night shirts any more?
Same could be said for sexy nighties.
Isn't sexy but comfortable nightware fashionable any more?
KG: Unlike you so fucking painfully obviously do, I didn't assume anyone gives a shit, other than maybe the author. Get a grip, or in your case: don't grip it so much.
With the advent of central heating and robes I do ask - what is the point to pyjamas?
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