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Apparently I am one of many who has caught the latest plague.

Which explains why I felt like crap yesterday. I'm glad it wasn't the rum!

Over half of the local school was off sick today.

I don't get the day off work though- and now I have not doubt infected EVERYBODY.

Funny how the MSM is silent regarding these virulent viruses, yet squawk endlessly about animal-related non-events...

UPDATE:

OINK!