Sunday, June 26, 2011

Situations Vacant

I have a position open for a Misplaced Currency Retrieval Officer.

This position requires that the successful applicant locates and retrieves any misplaced currency from footpaths, shop floors, etc.

Renumeration is by commission at 5% of all retrieved currency.

All you have to do is find $200/hour to give you an income of $58,000 P.A.!

Just look at how many voted for Hone...


Mark.V. said...

How do you come by the figure of $58000? 5% commission on $200 is $10 which at eight hours per day works out to $400 per week or $20800 per year.

Oswald Bastable said...

Much longer hours.

Mark.V. said...

another thought, supposing I were to take up this job and did find $200 of misplaced currency, do you think I would give that to you in exchange for $10 or just keep the $200.

Oswald Bastable said...

I know what YOU would do, but there is a sucker born every minute!