Wednesday, June 22, 2011
No too many options
Yesterday I was asked what sort of a job is available for a person with no talent, motivation or brains. The job had to be local so Feckless Fred had a chance of getting there.
I thought of a few options:
Dairy- Too early, too hard.
Forestry- Needs blokes not scared of hard work and are unlikely to drop a tree on their head.
Sawmill- Too much ACC liability.
Supermarket- Minimal numeracy/literacy required.
Viticulture- Far too fast paced.
Refuse collection- they drug-test.
Roading- see refuse.
Retail- Can only speak caveman.
Pest control- A firearms license- yeah, right...
Unfortunately there is no medical experimentation going on locally.
You start to see why some folks are completely unemployable. We really need to bring back the workhouse for these types...