No too many options

Yesterday I was asked what sort of a job is available for a person with no talent, motivation or brains. The job had to be local so Feckless Fred had a chance of getting there.

I thought of a few options:

Dairy- Too early, too hard.

Forestry- Needs blokes not scared of hard work and are unlikely to drop a tree on their head.

Sawmill- Too much ACC liability.

Supermarket- Minimal numeracy/literacy required.

Viticulture- Far too fast paced.

Refuse collection- they drug-test.

Roading- see refuse.

Retail- Can only speak caveman.

Pest control- A firearms license- yeah, right...

Unfortunately there is no medical experimentation going on locally.

You start to see why some folks are completely unemployable. We really need to bring back the workhouse for these types...