For some reason the ditzoid lifeguard couldn't deal with a simple bit of excrement. (it's meant to be part of their job)
It isn't rocket science- scoop the turd and disinfect the water in the vicinity with a large dose of Hypochlorite.
Now why is it I'm not a fan of public swimming pools? thats right- I have to service the damned things.
Some people are filthy swine. Like the subhamans that climbed the fence & shit in one of the pools last Saturday night. If you get caught, you will be going for a swim in the sewerage pons, seeing as that seems to be your thrill!
At least I have the advantage of knowing which of the three local pools have the lowest levels of bodily fluids in them...
One thing that should be brown here isn't - the grass. This is a boom year for hay- I've never seen so much growth. Global warming seems to be good for some!
But my lawn should be browned off by now, not still growing.