"A Northland couple and some police officers are being investigated after the couple allegedly forced two men they believed tagged their fence to dance in front of a camera.

A video was made after the couple's house was tagged last Thursday in Otaika, south of Whangarei, police said..."

I would prefer to 'make them dance' in a more piratical sort of way.

From a yard-arm, although a tree or lamp-post would suffice in these modern times.