Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Time- wasting obnoxious prats

The curse of every workplace, social or sports club, organisation or group of more than four persons- the infuriating little tit that lives to make everyones life just that much more complicated.

The fuckwit who keeps asking questions in a class on a Friday afternoon, shutting the door on an early getaway.

The same on that HAS to comment on every point raised in a meeting.

The bastard that ALWAYS takes the other position- not out of any real belief, but from sheer bloody perversity.

The staff member that you spend more time dealing with than all of the rest of them.

I think you know the one.

The one that causes conflict with 'Thou shalt not kill'

The ray of hope is that this one really means 'Thou shalt not murder' -a bit got lost in translation.

Surely it can't be murder, slaying such a one!

Perhaps 'discharging a firearm in the city limits' but not murder...

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