Essential viewing !

Get over to Whaleoil NOW and watch this video.

While it is still up!

Update:

I have now learned how to properly link video- having received the proper motivation!

Update 2:

On consulting with my wife- as she and my children could be dragged into this shit-fight, we have decided to err on the side of caution and remove the embedded video. The link remains.

It is a sad statement on what passes for free speech in NZ that one is forced to take such steps to cover ones arse and compromise ones principles. I can't afford to be dragged into the courts and the bully-boys on the politician's payroll well know this.

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South Auckland AGAIN

"A weekend police blitz on drink drivers in Counties-Manukau has netted 220 drivers over the limit, with police horrified by the actions of the worst offenders...

In all, 9429 vehicles were stopped and drivers breath tested. Of those, 220 returned positive results and will face prosecution in the next fortnight..."

The same sort of rate as the last time I blogged on this.

In Wellington, last Christmas, police were 'disappointed' to snap less than ten drunks, so I suppose 'Horrified' is the right sort of word to use.

Especially if you too have to drive in this area!

"Police are committed to continue with this hard line approach to remove these high risk offenders to ensure safety for other road users."

I'm sure you are. Pity that the courts are not...

Right Honourable

You know who you are

An interesting choice

Like it or not, American politics affects each and every one of us.

I will be watching Sarah Palin with great interest.

She seem a cut above the usual in politics.

The sort of person we desperately need here!

Flogging- a start!

"Featherston residents are "outraged" over the theft of the plaque commemorating shooting victim Private Walter (Wattie) Pelvin, of Geraldine, the Wairarapa Times Age reported.

Ken Burgiss, of the Featherston Heritage Museum, said the thieves "are just low-life scum"..."

The time for the reintroduction of flogging is well overdue!

Along with a few other traditions, such as tar & feathers- for a first offense.

The pond slime that would steal a memorial for scrap are, in my not so humble opinion, so devoid of all moral worth that they are deserving of an eight minute dangle on the end of a hemp rope.

Bugger the Banning Brigade!

"Wairarapa District Health Board smokefree co-ordinator Linda Spence is keen to see councils adopt smokefree policies in parks..."

Yeah, right. Empty bloody words.

Right now dogs crap in the parks, meatheads smash staff up and use them as their toilet. What do the councils do about this- put up a notice?

Every day I watch dogs on leads- or not- being lead past the 'No Dogs' sign, to run about and crap on the sports fields. You will never see the local council so-called 'dogcatcher' doing a damned thing about it. That's the same one that was convicted in court of stealing a dog whilst on the job!

Will the ratepayers be paying for smoking police that are equally useless?

Will DOC jump on the bandwagon and ban smoking in the national parks?

I'm quite partial to smoking a pipe or cigar while sitting under a shady tree. If their minions are partial to their insides remaining on the inside- best learn to distinguish Borkum Riff Cherry Cavendish- and walk the other way!

Taser Time

Why we need Tasers- and I don't mean the police- I mean ALL of us who want them!

How those greenie arsewipe microbrain sheep-shaggers can say otherwise is beyond me!

Sort it out fucktard!

Christopher Robin and I walked along
Under branches lit up by the moon
Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore
As our days disappeared all too soon
But I've wandered much further today than I should
And I can't seem to find my way back to the Wood

So help me if you can
I've got to get back
To the House at Pooh Corner by one
You'd be surprised
There's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
He came to me asking for help and advice
And from here no one knows where he goes
So I sent him to ask of the Owl if he's there
How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear

It's hard to explain how a few precious things
Seem to follow throughout all our lives
After all's said and done I was watching my son
Sleeping there with my bear by his side
So I tucked him in, I kissed him and as I was going
I swear that the old bear whispered
"Boy welcome home"

Believe me if you can
I've finally come back
To the House at Pooh Corner by one
What do you know
There's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Robin
Back to the ways of Christopher Robin
Back to the days of Pooh
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose. He came to me asking help and advice and from here no one knows where he goes. So I sent him to ask of te Owl if he's there, how to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear So, help me if you can I've got to get back to the house at Pooh corner by one You'd be surprized there's so much to be done, count all the bees in the hive, chase all the clouds from the sky .

Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh, back to the days of Christopher Robin, back to the ways of Pooh

Do us a favour- open your veins in the bath or fire a banger throught your head, you freakin fucktard!

Now what sentence will this pervert get?

I'm betting way less than a cop who shags the town bike- who later sings rape- that's for sure.

If we had as many cops as teachers being done for kiddie-fiddling, there would be front page stories on every MSM rag!

We would be hearing outrage every night on the idiot box.

But cops don't tend to vote Liarbour so other standards apply....

Crime of the century!

"Olympic swimmers Dean Kent, Corney Swanepoel and Cameron Gibson were expelled from the New Zealand Olympic team following an unsavoury incident which embarrassed a teammate.

The three experienced Olympians took a photograph of the drunk teammate sitting on the toilet in a prank at a social function late last week before circulating it to other teammates..."

What is this?- a school camp!

Sounds like it's being run by a bunch of friggin' PC prissy schoolteacher types!

A photo of somebody pissed on the dunny! Get over yourselves ya bloody big girls blouses!

Now THIS is world class stuff!

Spinal injury breakthrough.

Never mind your piece of taxpayer funded tin- here is something with HUGE potential- for helping people AND making some serious money!

A correction...

Over here I wrote:

"...Then there is the collectivist bullshit about NEW ZEALAND winning- like every fat prick in a Lazyboy had anything to do with it!..."

on the subject of the Olympics.

Well, it appears that the fat prick in the lazyboy DID own a stake in the show, as did we all- to the tune of EIGHTY MILLION DOLLARS!

That's eighty megabucks taken from OUR pockets- eighty dollars from mine at $20 per head.

This is the sort of thing that Lotteries should be funding. Contributions in this manner being entirely voluntary.

Or do what other sports do and find a brewery to sponsor them!

The green swastika

On the subject of control freaks, a great little video clip on the party all rational folk love to hate

Greenie Mofos

Just a taste of the good stuff over at Libz TV

The Pink Swastika

Here we go- special treatment for a minority yet again!

"Australia's gay capital Sydney is set to try and enforce homophobia-free zones which may see clubs and hotels lose their licence if patrons commit homophobic abuse or violence, local media said..."

Hang on- abuse and violence are abuse and violence regardless of whom they are directed at.

What you assholes really want is an exclusion zone for white, working hetrosexual males. Put them somewhere away from all the 'nice' people where they can work and pay taxes to support the 'special' people...

Update:

This is how you get out of the 'Victim' category!

If you live somewhere that doesn't allow you to defend yourself- start getting political. In NZ that means here.

The spring is sprung

The grass has rized

and now it's friggin' spring cleaning time.

Unfortunately, this year cleaning has moved to the bedroom- still full of boxes of junk from when we moved- in 2004.

And I thought I was a bloody packrat!

It's actually a much bigger room than I thought- once you move the Marcos collection out...

ACT- you friggin' donkeys!

You do have to wonder what goes on in political circles.

When a minor party bumps a candidate- that people actually have head of before- way down the list where winning a seat would be like winning Powerball- you have to wonder what the fuck they are thinking.

Lindsay Mitchell has been the face of hard-core welfare reform for some years now. That's a tough role to take on in our PC-addled society and Lindsay has stood tall and faced down the emotive shrills with logic and well-researched arguments.

In business it is considered madness to dump an established brand. I can't see that politics is any different.

Over on her blog- and a few others- the ravings of some of the Actoid fanatics has taken on a tone as vile and contemptuous as the 'The party can do no wrong' dogma of The Standard's lickspittles.

Disgusting!



I have previously thought the the hard-core Libertarianz attitudes towards ACT were over the top, given that we were (supposedly) moving in the same direction and had defended ACT on occasion. I may have been wrong.

It looks like they are entirely driven by the barometer of the polls and are following the example of the National *Smurfs*

But if this is so, they lose sight of the NZr's out there desperate for meaningful, radical change to gather way more than 5% of the vote.

Drop the delusion of trying to win more than a seat or two and shoot for that party vote.

Least YOU join the 'Wasted vote' parties, as you supporters put it...


* Smurfs- Blue on the outside, pink in the middle

No friggin' mercy

Should be given to leftie creeps like Comrade Trotski.

Why welcome them to the world of blogging? Why give arseholes like him the time of day?

You don't walk up to the enemy and shake hands- in the real world. To paraphrase General Patton- you grab them by the nose and kick them in the balls! (not the pants- that was the toned down for the press version!)

They delight in deriding and belittling everything you believe in. BE INTOLERANT of them.

Show them no courtesy or fair speech.

They don't deserve any kind of respect. Not one iota of it.

Sort your own shit out!

"New Zealand's guest-worker scheme and multimillion-dollar aid programme have come under fire in a report claiming they are failing to lift Pacific nations out of poverty.

The report, by an Australian-based think-tank, comes as Prime Minister Helen Clark attends an annual summit of Pacific leaders in Niue, and it says the seasonal labour scheme may be contributing to the gap between rich and poor..."

Here's a thought;

SORT YOU OWN SHIT OUT!

You all want to play at sovereign nations, yet blame us for not fixing your screw-ups. These banana fiefdoms are like kids who want the rights and privileges of adults, yet shun all responsibilities.

Like all upstart kids, they need to be booted out of home to fend for themselves. If they want NZ and Australia to fund them, they need to take a big mug of shut the fuck up and let us run the show.

Not desiring my tax money to be flung into a bottomless pit, I support the first option!

The Phantom Pisser

Looks like somebody pissed on HIS head!

More PC bullshit- but dangerous bullshit!

"Accused rapists who plan to argue that sex with their victims was consensual may have to prove in court what measures they took to gain consent.

The proposal is one of three changes to sexual violence legislation being put forward by the Justice Ministry.

"Changing the law would send an important message about community standards and about what the law expects," ministry documents say..."

Now this proposal flies in the face of the principle of PROVING GUILT!

This demands the accused prove innocence. This is outrageous- it's yet another bit of 'Wimmin can do no wrong and all men are rapists' crap!

One more step toward the abyss...

Nasty Nanny Nobbles Noisemakers

Disco too wild for neighbours

Some folks really need to get lives...

Censorship?

Given that the news media love to parade all forms of human misery, I have been wondering what is behind their silence on the epidemic of suicides.

I live in a small town of about 2500, and as you do in small towns- you get to hear all the news that is news. Not just what is reported in the newspapers or on the box.

In the last twelve months I have heard of four suicides. That is definite bona-fide suicides. I'm not counting the ones that are hard to definitely call suicide- usually the vehicle assisted types.

Why are the media so reluctant to call these deaths what they are?

It's not like they are reluctant to post judgment on anything else or to be particularly sensitive to relatives of the self-destroyers.

Who is directing them not to use the 'S' word?

Bad attitude!

"The High Court has put a block on the police practice of making drink-drivers pay for a doctor to take their blood samples.

The ruling by Justice Christine French is a win for Christchurch barrister Andrew Bailey and may mean urgent changes are needed to legislation, the Christchurch Court News website reported..."

Damned right they should be paying costs- if found guilty.

Another case of the legal system being nowhere near a JUSTICE system.

"...The ruling by Justice Christine French is a win for Christchurch barrister Andrew Bailey and may mean urgent changes are needed to legislation, the Christchurch Court News website reported.

Bailey's client was convicted in the District Court of drink-driving in March. He was fined $600 and ordered to pay court costs of $130, medical expenses of $102.60 and an analyst fee of $93, and disqualified from driving for six months..."

You were caught- if you had a pair you would man up and pay up. Here is a crime supposedly so bad the powers that be spend MILLIONS of our money campaigning against it, yet now the penalty has been further watered down from the slap on the hand he got.

Roll on the day when they hang the lawyers...

Texas gets it!

"A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, in what experts said appeared to be a first in the US.

The board of the small rural Harrold Independent School District unanimously approved the plan and parents have not objected, said the district's superintendent, David Thweatt..."

Link:

Looks like somebody has figured out the this gun-free zone bollocks just sets the stage for a Turkey shoot!

Olympics

There are a ton of bollocks thrown about over this event. The need to upstage the previous host with the best fireworks display, fanciest stadium and the wankfest of the opening ceremony.

I can't be arsed with any of that. Nor do I care a rat's arse what muggins country hosts it. So the Chinese are a bunch of bastards who may send their losers to the organ farms. I'm not about to fall about wailing and gnashing my teeth over that.

Then there is the collectivist bullshit about NEW ZEALAND winning- like every fat prick in a Lazyboy had anything to do with it!

What needs doing- as with so many things- is to return back to basics. Chuck out the crap like bowls along with all the teams sports like hockey, basketball and soccer.

It SHOULD be about individual excellence. The teams sports can generally sod off, although events like team rowing and relays should remain.

The outstanding row by Mahe Drysdale is an example of what I find great about top competition. A magnificent effort to place third when off top form through illness!

The Second American Revolution

This video is outstanding!

The Second American Revolution

Hat tip: Theo Spark

Opiates for the masses

I was watching (not through MY choice!) the exercise in state-funded bad acting Shortland street/

All the nurses are 20 something's eye candy.

Every time I have had a stay in hospital the nurses have been 40+ and while not unattractive, did not look like they had come from their part-time modeling jobs. (I must add that they ALL looked mighty good when they were bringing me my morphine!)


I have been LUCKY! Give me age/experience over pretty every time when I'm under the knife!

I WANT a nurse that's been on the job for longer than a student has been alive!

I'm in a hospital- not a bordello!

The only thing that scares me more than a student nurse is a 25 year-old house surgeon with a catheter!

This post has been amended as I was inadvertently unkind to some of the best examples of humanity on this planet.

I'm sorry!

Death Star approaching

Now THIS is impressive!

The all-new Puff the Magic Dragon!

Vampire drains life from climber!

Here:

One good reason to watch the Olympics

'Nothing Makes Satan Happier Than the Olympics'

Dare to be different

It's great to see something just a bit different to the usual unimaginative box. By the look of the building- it should be quite affordable, too!

A fate worse than a fate worse than death...

"Four Beehive staff were decontaminated after white powder was delivered to Prime Minister Helen Clark's eighth-floor office...

...Emergency services went to the Beehive yesterday morning after a member of Miss Clark's staff opened the package. A spokesman said three of her office staff and one security guard in the room at the time were examined. Half of the eighth floor was evacuated and decontaminated..."


It is understood that staffers panicked when they thought they may have inhaled the powder, which at the time was thought to be Winston Peters with the shit kicked out of him.

More than meets the eye!

Who is the dumbarse here?

"A burglar, finding a Christchurch home so easy to break into, left the owners a note calling them "dumb arse" for not turning their alarm on.

The home in the Christchurch suburb of Avonhead was robbed on Monday and when residents returned home they found the note left by the burglar.

" Put your cat out and turn your alarm on dumb arse," the note read.

Christchurch police's Inspector Gary Knowles said for once police agreed..."

Now the tone of this seems to me that the home owners who fail to take all precautions are at fault for making criminals lives easier for them.

We seem to have lost the plot here. The ONLY ones that ANY blame should be attached to are the thieving lowlifes with no regard whatsoever for other people or their property.

It is indeed prudent to lock up when going out- or staying in for that matter, but let's not lose track of the fact that nobody has any right to walk in- or break in and help themselves.

Homeowners should not be mocked for a lapse in their security. The moral obligation is on not stealing- not on locking up the household.

And thieving is not clever. Nor are those who carry it out.

Geriatric Sex!

111-year-old to be first-time father

Knocks up septuagenarian!

A different slant...

All the hardening up on the DPB talk is about solo mothers.

I know of a local case of a 'man' who has joint custody after divorce. He has now opted for the DPB (working for cashies meanwhile, I suspect)

He gets to live on the DPB, while only having the children every other week.

The mother (who stated that the DPB was NOT and NEVER an option) has now been pinged for child support by IRD- to support his lifestyle choice.

A story you won't see in the media.

Soft-cock judiciary

"Convicted killer Bailey Junior Kurariki has escaped a recall to prison.

The Parole Board said today it had declined to make a final recall order for the young man..."

That sends a real strong message to the scrotes on parole. You can thumb your nose at your conditions.

These shit-heads are 'ordered' off the booze and dope for a good reason. They commit their crimes under the influence of these substances- as they don't have the bottle to do them stone-cold sober.

To me, a person privileged to receive parole is obliged to lead an exemplary life, otherwise it's back to the pokey.

Or onward to the scaffold...

Bring back crucification!

For pieces of shit who would steal from an ambulance!

Story:

The ironic thing is that the criminal classes tend to be the ones who need these facilities more than the general population, because of their lack of brainpower and the way they live their worthless lives.

For the soft of heart, crucification does not have to be fatal. Although I think it should be for these crapheads devoid of all moral worth!

Saturday Night Sillyness

Caption this picture!

Hat Tip: Sally 4 MP

Dig a hole right through the Earth

And here you find out where you would come out!

Hat Tip: Barnsley Bill

Where do they find their recruits now?

"...In the latest issue of the Police Association magazine Police News, Mr Bond said police needed fast, well-built and reliable vehicles, "but do they need to have such vast engines?"

Police seemed "hell bent" on maintaining vehicles which individually consumed more fuel than two of the latest diesel or biofuel engines put together, he said.

The time for driving the "archetypal gas guzzlers has surely come to an end," he said..."

Link:

Now when I summon the police, I want to see a car that arrives at warp factor eight and leaves a carbon footprint the size of friggin' Texas!

I want that car to have room for four 120kg coppers, a boot full of shotguns and a man-eating alsation!

If they turn up in a friggin' Prius with two featherweights and a poodle they can sod off- I'll do the bloody job myself!

If PC Plod knew anything about cars, he would know that those nasty sixes are not that hard on the fuel when you drive them economically and keep the boot off the floor. Which you would expect when they are being used for inquiry duties.

And when you need to MOVE you can. Who would want to be in a Suzuki van when suddenly somebody starts a shooting war...

Mixed messages

I think that those who frequent these pages may have guessed that I fully support the dairy owner that shot a scumbag in the face. Pity it wasn't a .45!

I'm now waiting for the crown law office to announce what trumped-up charges he will be facing. Along with this chap, who gave a couple of idiot drivers a piece of his mind.

Here is the official party line:

"...Inspector Derek Erasmus, head of Canterbury's traffic policing, strongly discouraged people from taking the law into their own hands.

It was far better for people to take down details and call police, who would always use the information even if they could not respond at the time..."

Yeah, send the scumbags a message- the public MUST NOT confront or hinder criminals in their chosen occupation. Here is a free ticket and we may get around to investigating after we have filled out revenue quota!

Policing can only be effective with the support and cooperation of the public and I'm sorry to say that these policies are driving the public further away from the police. Look up the roots of the word 'Police' some time.


But then we have the story of another act of courage by a woman who really put her arse on the line and is rightfully honored for her courage.

What's it going to be?

Only during an election year

Would you see this getting the OK from the RMA!

When was the last time a hydro project of this size was approved?

Not that I would call 72 Mw 'massive'...

Another inconvenient truth

I love it when these little anomalies pop up and send the academics into a tale-spin.

Of course the explanation is simple. Not everything that happened then was written down!

People just went out and did things without planning or permission!

Update:

Those with a vested interest in the status quo are, of course, in total denial- how entirely predictable- nothing to see here- move along

Guns don't kill!

I love this clip!

Feckin' invaders!

Fortunately, I only have a bug infestation- unfortunately, unlike antmusic, it can't be stopped by a well-placed .45 slug. After spilling some sugar solution in the kitchen yesterday, this morning I discover a trail of ants looking like something of the Animal Planet channel.

Time for a spot of chemical warfare!

Anyone got any hints for dealing with ants (without using fire or blunt instruments)?

Divorce Afganisthan style

I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you!

Consume Mass Quantities!

The still is back in action after a couple of years off. Poteen and Diet Corrosive is a bit easier on the blood sugar levels than beer.

Then there is the whole tax thing that makes the home-made product that much more enjoyable!

My Whiskey will never be Laphroaig, but neither will a bunch of shit-eating parasites leech off me every time I open a bottle (as much, anyway). There is no getting away from the GST on my ingredients- but I do what I can.

Shit happens

When you book a cruise at sea, there is aways a fair chance that you will get caught by that bastard, nature.

Haven't any of you EVER watched 'Gilligan's Island'?

A 20 degree roll?

Wait until you get to 60 degrees. Then you will start to know fear- pussies!

Poseidon indeed! You soft-cocks weren't even in the water!

Stick to bus tours for the blue-rinsed!

Update:

Yeah, thought so...