Sunday, March 26, 2006

Today's Joke (or perhaps- wishful thinking)

A Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped Helen Clark and are asking for a $10 Million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse her with petrol and set her on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection"

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a litre."

1 comment:

pink panda said...

i love helen. unfortunately helens supporters are mostly broke-ass write offs like meself.

i reckon she could get a few mill at least.

by the way, i love joni mitchell.