Wednesday, March 08, 2006

As love for animals is topical...

An Aussie was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Aussie. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Aussie started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk."?

1 comment:

Jude the Obscure said...

Another sheep joke:

The cabin boy was the only one of the crew who managed to get to the island, where other men who had been shipwrecked were already living. After a few months, the cabin boy asked what the other men did for sex. One answered that they went to the island seen in the distance when the weather was fine. The cabin boy looked forward to that, and when the weather came good and they all pushed the boat out he was ready for action. They arrived at the other island but there were only sheep there. The cabin boy was diappointed, but was told well that was the state of things, go for your life. So he picked out a sheep and so on. At the end of the day they got back in the boat, and all the other men were whispering and laughing at him. The cabin boy was annoyed and asked what was the matter. Only one guy would tell him, well, you see, you chose Agnes. What's the matter with Agnes, asked the cabin boy. Well, she's the ugly one, answered the other guy.