This is the loony tune UK, but could easily be the case here!
"Teenager Sam Holt's behaviour would leave most parents in despair - drinking, smoking, taking drugs and having sex.
But the 13-year-old's mother thinks it is 'sweet' rather than shocking.
Tracy Holt even rewards her daughter with cigarettes on the rare occasions when she does behave...
Miss Holt, 43, knows Sam drinks but is just relieved that it's not more than a couple of cans of lager a night.
And she decided not to get angry about her daughter losing her virginity at 12, instead insisting that Sam uses contraception.
Miss Holt, a jobless single mother with two other adult children, told Closer magazine: 'I don't see the point in punishing her.
'If I ground her, I'm just punishing myself because I have to put up with her in the house. Instead, I reward her good behaviour by giving her cigarettes. If she's bad, she goes without.
'She's a little comedian. I let her get away with a lot of cheek. It's sweet.'
Giving out cigarettes as a reward 'works', she insisted.
Miss Holt said: 'There are a lot worse things she could be doing..."
OK, so now you see why some are the way they are!
Useless bludging slut begats another useless bludging slut!
She thinks her daughters behaviour is 'cute'
I don't. That's because people like myself are the ones who are forced to pick up the tab- at the expense of OUR families.
No doubt this little tart will have whelped a litter of little bastards to an assortment of anonymous sperm-donors before too long.
And the cycle continues.
I am now of the view that EVERY person who lives on a taxpayer funded benefit shall be required to be fitted with a contraceptive implant as a condition to receiving ANY benefit. (with the exception of the pension ;-)
Any person on a benefit for more than two years shall be given the option of sterilization, with a two thousand dollar one-off payment. Failure to take up this offer means that their benefit is frozen. No more increases for more brats or CPI adjustments!