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Monday, February 11, 2008
Inevitability
The time has come- the Walrus said To talk of flaming rings of hemorrhoids and fissures of suppositories and and creams and if my arse is boiling hot and how the fucker stings!
Under the 'you don't wanna know how I know' umbrella; the best treatment is Comvita Wound Care 18+ - Yep, good old manuka honey. No stinging, no burning, no feeling like someone putting needles.... Just soothing soothing soothing honey :-) Hope that helps
13 comments:
arseberries............
never sit down in wet grass and eat lots of bran.
Damn thats got to take it out of a man.
Inevitability indeed, it'll get us all one day.. resistance is futile..
And the prize for "Too much information: goes too...
Under the 'you don't wanna know how I know' umbrella; the best treatment is Comvita Wound Care 18+ - Yep, good old manuka honey. No stinging, no burning, no feeling like someone putting needles....
Just soothing soothing soothing honey :-)
Hope that helps
What are you moaning about? At least you didn't have to go through labour to get them:-)
OB , you have my most sincere sympathy , I use Lignocaine cream to ease the discomfortand take away the pain .
Also apparently good for under the eyes, to give a youthful look. Wouldn't try it myself though.
Metamucil for relief....the orange flavour though.
It only hurts the first time they say :)
Oswald - that cream is also not subsidised. Costs a fortune AND gives you headaches.
Sincerest sympathy Os ... & Lindsay, you're probably not right.
The bush remedy is Dettol and a wire brush.
Harden up!
It worked1
My arse no longer looks like a piece of steak that has been shot with a 30-06!
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