Friday, April 21, 2006

Found elsewhere on the Internet...

St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates one day when up walks a Group of forty people. St. Peter asks them where they’re from, and what happened.They replied that they were from Otara, and while on a joyride in a stolen bus, it went off the harbour bridge.

St P. told them that things were a bit tight in heaven roomwise, but he would go check with God. "Pick the ten most righteous. They shall enter Heaven!!" says God.

Ten minutes later Peter comes back to God,"They're gone !!" he exclaims. "What, all forty ??" says God. "No, not them" says Peter "Im talking about the fucking gates....!!"

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