A public service announcement

In case of Zombie attack:

• Take a stout broomstick- the type used on a yard broom.
• Remove the broom head if there is one attached.
• Carve a flat on one end- about 100-150 mm long.
• Lash the handle of a sturdy (and hopefully sharp) kitchen knife to the broomstick, using wire or nylon cord.

Now you have a pike/spear.

If a dozen men make such a tool and stand together in a line, they will soon see off any wayward zombies.

If you need further instructions, you are fucked.