My opinions on matters of the day that, generally, have pissed me off.
Being described as a 'Surly Curmudgeon', by those who meet me on a good day, I have a poor regard for the human species.
This is my place for my free speech- not bloody yours. Crap under your own rock.
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Given a TIG welder and few old microwave ovens, I reckon we could knock one of these together in the back shed, Oswald.
Citizen- Security forces are on the way to help you!- place your hands in the safe zone and remain calm!
To help! Cool--ask 'em to bring more mig wire, a gas torch and some coffee. We're nearly out of sugar, too.
I expect to be up all night....
Knocking out Wellington would be a darn sight easier.
Knocking out Auckland would be a damn sight BETTER.
good gun ostable do you think we'd get them for ppersonal use
No! Put that fisson trigger down, I say!
Do you get chips with that fisson?
The missus wants to move to Christchuch, maybe she's on to something.
Christchurch?
I can hear duelling banjos...and the sound of sleet beating on the windows...
*shudder* I'm never going South of a line drawn from Masterton to Wanganui again.
Well, it might be prudent to get the fuck outta Dodge BEFORE you and Oswald go postal on the joint :p
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