My opinions on matters of the day that, generally, have pissed me off.
Being described as a 'Surly Curmudgeon', by those who meet me on a good day, I have a poor regard for the human species.
This is my place for my free speech- not bloody yours. Crap under your own rock.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Feckin' hayfever!
Every year, for a couple of days, some filthy plant spreads it's vile pollen and I get sodding hayfever. Lasts for about three days, in which time I produce what feels like about 20 litres of snot.
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When wild monkeys fly out of my butt, you donkey-raping dumbfuck!
I hope you haven't been wasting all that snot. It makes a wonderful substitute for custard.
It has now backed up into my sinuses, which has done nothing to improve my sunny disposition!
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