Sunday, September 11, 2005

Feckin' hayfever!

Every year, for a couple of days, some filthy plant spreads it's vile pollen and I get sodding hayfever. Lasts for about three days, in which time I produce what feels like about 20 litres of snot.

Today is that frickin' day!

3 comments:

Oswald Bastable said...

When wild monkeys fly out of my butt, you donkey-raping dumbfuck!

Anonymous said...

I hope you haven't been wasting all that snot. It makes a wonderful substitute for custard.

Oswald Bastable said...

It has now backed up into my sinuses, which has done nothing to improve my sunny disposition!