What a friggin' surprise that nobody want the chief suspect in a double infanticide in their town!
Some advice for Mr Loser:
- Get the dorky ring out of your face when you are in court.
- Learn to like your own company.
- Cut lengthways, not across the wrist.
- It's too late to do the 'growing up' now.
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Classic - the townsfolk have bestowed justice.
Now for the torches and pitchforks. And I have a length of thick hemp rope handy should anyone feel the need....
And while he's hanging from that rope twitching, can somebody bring a really powerful magnet. There's some important research i've been wanting to do.
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