Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Sympathy- Zero

Nobody wants you, you piece of Shit!

What a friggin' surprise that nobody want the chief suspect in a double infanticide in their town!


Some advice for Mr Loser:

  • Get the dorky ring out of your face when you are in court.
  • Learn to like your own company.
  • Cut lengthways, not across the wrist.
  • It's too late to do the 'growing up' now.

3 comments:

Mrs Smith said...

Classic - the townsfolk have bestowed justice.

KG said...

Now for the torches and pitchforks. And I have a length of thick hemp rope handy should anyone feel the need....

MK said...

And while he's hanging from that rope twitching, can somebody bring a really powerful magnet. There's some important research i've been wanting to do.