Monday, November 12, 2007

Exorcisms don't kill- morons do

If you have invisible friends- keep them to yourself!

"...Police confirmed yesterday the death of Moses, who has two daughters aged three and one, was suspicious and a homicide inquiry was under way.

It was believed she drowned in an "extensive amount" of water held in plastic containers in the lounge of the house. Up to 40 people were watching the ceremony when she died..."

Because other fuckwits will try to 'save' you.

And ther is nothing quite as dangerous as well-meaning fucktards....

10 comments:

Banjo said...

I'm surprised at your intolerance for the folkways of others. You should know by now that no culture or customs are better than any others. Impressing this on the minds of the citizenry has been the aim of public education for many years, but the time of gentle persuasion is coming to an end. Some countries are moving toward branding postings like this as hate speech. Let this serve as a warning.

Seamonkey Madness said...

That had better be witty sarcasm Banjo.

KG said...

You'd certainly hope so in this case, Seamonkey. The frightening thing is, there are people out there who would actually believe that......
I just saw a picture of the "sacred taonga" whatsit that sparked the curse in the first place--it's a fucking concrete made-in-Taiwan lion, stolen from a pub garden fer chrissakes!

Cactus Kate said...

Natural selection really.

Anonymous said...

Dumb Horis more likely CK

gd

Seamonkey Madness said...

Exactly CK.
The Darwin Awards are simply doing their job. And I dare say a few (if not all) of the people taking part in the "ceremony" need honorary Darwins given to them too.

Cactus Kate said...

They will probably try claim ACC for it somehow as well.

Seamonkey Madness said...

...and then end up on a sickness benefit.

Injury/illness claiming for: possession by Maori ghost (honest bro!)

Leonidas said...

I know a man who would say: "the lord works in mysterious ways....."

ZenTiger said...

The only logical conclusion one can make of this sorry affair is that the lady was indeed cursed.