Sunday, July 15, 2012

Life's mysteries explained

Organized Dating.

In a moment of weakness, I allowed a 'matchmaker' friend to arrange this for me.

This consisted of equal numbers of single men and women meeting at a restaurant.

Invariably, both sides sized each other up within milliseconds.

The blokes went on to enjoy a blokey meal of red meat, lots of strong drink. The women picked about greenery, talking amongst themselves until it was time to relieve the babysitter. At which point the men continued to work through the establisments supply of all things alcoholic, eventually departing after a pleasant evening of bonhomie...

Here endth the lesson.

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